Welcome to the second chapter. ^^
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto… and Minato's boxer collection. T.T
Minato: Wha?
Kushina: Keep away from my husband's closet!
Naruto: Tch, why are you so obsessed with boxers!
Rei: It's your fault! You're always showing your boxers back in the anime!
Sasuke: Warnings: Yaoi, ecchi, violence, blood frenzy, and… boxers? What the fuck?
Rei: I told you earlier… I'm obsessed with male apparels!
Naruto: Why don't you try on Lee's green suit? That's a male's apparel!
Rei: You'll absolutely look sexy on that, Naruto. *drool and swoon*
Naruto: Fucking forget it!
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Blood has a Horrible Taste
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Last Chapter's Summary: Minato's life as a non-human begins and now his wife is in danger of getting eaten by him himself. Meanwhile, their son, Naruto, is getting along a mysterious guy named Sasuke. Will something happen to help Minato get through life like how a human should?
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Blood has a Horrible Taste
I yearn for love… I long for blood… the best things that bore the most horrible taste in my tongue…
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Naruto swings the seat lightly that lonely hour… their last class got suspended and now he has to stay at the playground until Sasuke arrives. It is the first time he has ever felt so lonely after that fateful afternoon. It is just 3 and he has to wait for two hours more until he finally gets company…
In contrast with his very energetic personality, Naruto Namikaze has the least of friends in the classroom. He never had a best bud that will always be with him and almost everyone hates his bloomy (thought-to-be arrogant) attitude. No one has ever got close to him because they want to be… but because his father is rich. Naruto doesn't have the choice but to force himself in the crowd. But they keep on hating him… even in a very young age, Naruto has been rejected by the society. His only light left is Sasuke… whom he wished to dedicate his whole life with.
It all started back a year ago when Naruto felt the biggest rejection in his life. It was the activity where people who liked to be together group up. Naruto tried to find his group but everyone shunned him… whispering the words, 'He's rich. He doesn't need us. So we don't need him, either.' Emotional barriers caved in and his heart almost froze with those words. The blond nearly cried for the pain his pure heart has to take in one blow and endure. Due to the activity, Naruto forced himself to get out of the school uncaught and stayed at that swing for the longest while.
"You seem to be lonely." A raven-haired teen sat beside him at the next swing in that same playground but Naruto ignored his first call. The guy brought out a candy and handed it to him, "Here, take it." Naruto looked at the teen who just smiled nicely at him and then took the candy for him to eat. The raven wiped off the blond's tears and then he said, "My mother always say that when you're sad, eat a candy. It'll bring sweetness to your mouth and you'll eventually dream of the happy moments you had." He then smiled some more, "Does it work?"
Naruto continued staring at the guy and then he looked away as he enjoyed chewing the soft candy. He then looked back at the guy who was then looking straight at the group of boys playing at the ground. Naruto looked bitter and then he suddenly puffed, "They are all stupid! They… they…" He then began crying again and then the teen smirked, "It's alright. All people have a different way of having fun. You don't have to be lonely, boy." Naruto paused for a moment and looked up at him as he stroked at his face, "If you don't have anyone else to talk to, you can always find me here." He neared his face to Naruto as the boy closes his eyes to feel his breath, "I'll be with you… always."
"Sasuke." Naruto then whispers as he remembers how they even meet that very soulful and painful day his heart clashed with. Just merely thinking about Sasuke's face makes the blond duly blush… maybe Kushina is right, he has a crush. He tightens his grip on the swing's chain as he thinks about Sasuke… and that little something that they do. Someone then covers Naruto's eyes and then the blond growls, "Hey!" Sasuke laughs out and then goes in front of him to lean nearer, "Why is my little sunshine out here two hours earlier than normal?" Naruto hasn't answered but he just closes his eyes as if waiting for something. The raven then just smirks and leans closer… sending something to the child's lips they call kiss.
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Blood has a Horrible Taste
Rei Haruno —Sakura no Imooto
Chapter 2: Sweet Blood
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Since it is still hours earlier than Kushina's deadline, Naruto goes with Sasuke back to his apartment… the land lady thinking of Naruto as his cousin. The young blond enjoys Sasuke smell all over the place and the fluffy bed. The raven goes to the bathroom to change and Naruto is required to change to those clothes they bought en route. Naruto changes to those clothes and then Sasuke comes inside the room while Naruto needs help with the shirt. He asks with a pitiful voice, "Sasuke? I need help." Sasuke chuckles and helps him out with it, "You should check all buttons first in the first place. There you go, Naruto." The blond grins… but then Sasuke moves closer again, kissing Naruto for the second time.
Instead of moving away, Naruto stays at his seat as he somewhat enjoys and savors the moment as Sasuke starts nibbling at his lips. The raven then stops and pushes Naruto to the bed and then he laughs out, "Sasuke! Stop it! Heheh, please." Sasuke just smile at his and begins savoring the child's smell, "You smell so good and delicious, Naruto. I can't help it but to kiss you." Naruto laughs out as he gets tickled but Sasuke's actions but they have to somewhat keep it down. The raven then goes back to Naruto's lips and begins licking it like a very delicious ice cream under him.
"Sas— Sasuke! We— wait, heheh. Stop!" Despite Naruto's pleas for him to stop, the raven goes on with his things since the blond loves it anyway. As Sasuke smothers himself with Naruto's face, the blond can't help but to enjoy and laugh out for the tickles… even until he feels something weird inside Sasuke's pants. He holds Sasuke face and then he smiles with a trace of nervousness, "Anou, Sasuke. What's that… uhh…" Sasuke takes a glance at what Naruto is looking at then he sends a peck at Naruto's lips to take his attention, "You're too young to know that. But if you want to… I'll show it to you." He reaches for his belt and tries to take it off with one hand as Naruto watches intently with his cheeks flaring at the thought of seeing Sasuke… naked waist down.
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Minutes has elapsed since Minato have gone into a rampage and by then Kushina is redressing Minato's head to stop it from getting infected. Just right after Minato has bitten her arm, he has continued on raging… but Kushina has to protect herself so she has to grab the lamp and break it at Minato's head with a hard Uzumaki smash. Right after that, he falls into sleep and his wife just need to tie him for her own safety. She has taken some blood from him and has been at her basement laboratory ever since until she decides to redress the wound.
Minato groans in pain as he gets his consciousness back and just as he opens his eyes, he sees breasts centimeters away from his nose. But looking closer, that's his work shirt earlier so it must be Kushina… well, with the size of those watermelons, it must be Kushina. He then leans nearer to feel her cleavage with his face and murmurs, "Kushina… I'm so sorry." The redhead twitches as her hubby finally moves and then she says, "It's good that you're awake, Minato. I have to show you something." Before Kushina can pull back after finishing the bandaging, he bites the cloth Kushina is wearing. She just gently pulls it off Minato's bleeding teeth and then goes to the drawer, "Here, look." The weakened man looks at where his wife is… only staring at her ass because of that T-back she's wearing.
"Hey, Minato. Look here!" She then turns to him and shows him her laptop after practically sitting at his groin, "Look closely." Minato, knowing nothing about deeper science his wife excels at, squints at that DNA model getting displayed at her screen. She then twitches and starts taking, "This is your DNA sample, Minato. Don't you notice what's strange?" Minato shakes his head and then she points out, "This part isn't supposed to be black but white. This is something I have ever seen in my whole life! And here…" She flips the screen to another window… showing Minato his blood sample… which has weird floating things aside from the red and white blood cells along with the platelets. Minato widens his eyes and then he speaks, "What are those?"
"An alien cell that got into your body." She nods and then she flips for another window, "I tried formulating something to kill it and I had. But when I dripped it at the sample…" She plays the scenes and the alien cell vanishes… along with the platelets as the blood cells starts dying with them. "What happened to you? It seems to be incurable for now." Kushina places her laptop somewhere and leans her forehead at her hubby's, "Minato… did something happen? How'd you got something like this?" Instead of responding, Minato starts to transform again and he tries to bite Kushina's face. The wife backs off a little and then Minato successfully breaks free from the ropes and pins Kushina under him again.
He looms at her like a lions about to chop off her head… but her hands crawls around her shirt and starts unbuttoning. So slow and seductive, even the monster that was once her hubby gets easily hooked by her actions. She knows that Minato is still inside there somewhere and the creature is responding well to its sexual instinctive drives. She then slowly pulls herself as she takes off her shirt, exposing her breasts to the monster before her. And instead of continuing to watch, the monster suddenly licks and sucks one of her nipples. She can't help but to moan and then she secretly reaches for something… like a knife. The monster has got pretty busy with her hot body but it starts growling again as it sees the knife.
"Shhh, Minato. Calm down…" Kushina tries to calm it down by lining the knife with her palm and slashing it. Blood begins to ooze and then she starts smothering the beast with her bleeding hand. The monster licks and sucks her palm as much as it wants. Kushina then starts to huff from the blood loss and then she says, "Minato, do you like it? Now, please come back to being Minato. I was so scared when you got into an accident… I was so scared to lose you. Now, you have turned into a monster. Please, why don't things come back to becoming normal?" She then starts to lose consciousness and then her hand slides down from the monster's face.
"You want your husband back?" Kushina twitches within but her fainting state won't display any reaction at all. "Just survive this one, young lady. Your husband will be fine after this. I guarantee that to you." Kushina's eyelash flutters to a final close… whispering "Who… who are you?" She hears a woman chuckle within her head and she speaks with her gentle voice, "I am… the one who turned your husband… into a vampire!"
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Holding hand in hand as they walk, Sasuke and Naruto are on their way to the blond's house. His whole face is flaring red which he duly hides with his thick muffler during that winter night. Sasuke is just walking leisurely with a content smile on his face… after giving the poor seven-year-old his first experience watching a dirty dance. The blond then squeezes Sasuke hand and so the raven looks at him. "Sasuke, what time is it?" The raven checks his watch and then he whispers, "6:30… why, Naruto? Are you scared that we couldn't make it?" Naruto shakes his head and then he touches his tummy, "I'm getting really hungry. We should hurry home."
"Sure." They walk at a faster pace and then after some minutes of walking, the snow starts to rain over the city again. The child gapes in seeing the awesome phenomenon, "Hey, Sasuke! Look! It's snowing! Heheh! Let's catch some!" Naruto let goes of him and dances along the wide sidewalk as the snow falls down from the sky. The raven smiles at the view as the child plays along the snowy place… until he tries to catch a flake which lands on his hand. Unlike how it melts at Naruto's hand, the flake stays at his hand as it gets joined by more flakes. He smiles bigger as he lets them off his hand, "Nature wouldn't lie, huh."
"Whaaaa! Sasuke, let's hurry home! So Mommy and Daddy can dance with me!" Naruto waves and then he suddenly slips off the slippery street due to the melting snow. Sasuke snickers at the matter and then walks to where Naruto is to pick him and carry him, "It's dangerous for a naughty boy to be walking around snowy streets." The raven pokes the child's nose and he blushes again, "I'm not naughty! Y-You're the one naughty, Sasuke!" The raven laughs out and then they start walking again, "Yeah, yeah. I know. Now shut your cute lips before I kiss them." Naruto blushes again and covers half of his face with the muffler. "You're lips are trembling in cold. Want me to warm them for you?" The child murmurs, "Shut up."
The couple reaches the house at exactly two minutes before 7 and Sasuke has been ringing the doorbell for a while now. He squints and then Naruto huffs, "Mommy? Daddy?" Sasuke squints at the door and notices that the lights are not even turned on while Naruto continues to whine, "Sasuke, why aren't they opening the door?" The raven smiles and then he starts tampering with the lock without Naruto seeing, "I do not know, sweet sunshine. But what I do know is… the gate is left opened." They go in and he locks the gates before approaching the porch… in where something stings Sasuke's nose. Blood. Naruto pinches his nose and speaks without Sasuke making out the words, "Yuck. Ew."
"Naruto." He lays down the child and he looks around to see no neighbors staring at them… before breaking in the house and turning on the lights. Naruto gets amazed but the raven whispers 'our secret' to him in an almost inaudible voice. Naruto then smiles and starts yelling around, the disgusting smell seeping within their noses, "Mommy! Daddy! Anyone home!" Sasuke just looks around the interior design as Naruto practically drags him around the house, "Mommy! Daddy!" The child's voice starts to break as tears flows down his eyes. Sasuke then goes to him kneels beside him as he cries, "Why don't they answer me!"
Meanwhile, in a dark master bedroom, Minato gets awakened by his son's breaking voice and cries. He sits up from his lying position and then notices the bloody mess before him. It is Kushina… lying bloody before him. She is topless and blood is flowing out from her neck and hand… throwing such miserable attack to Minato's sanity. The first few moments have left him speechless and frozen, her wife is lying lifeless before him and he has known that something has been occurring to him lately. Then knocks come to the door of the master bedroom and Minato is still shaking in his seat… "Wha… What should I do? No. Kushina! Kushina, oh God, please wake up!"
Sasuke hears the father's softest squealing inside the room despite Naruto's loud sobbing in his ears. He is carrying Naruto to comfort him from crying so quickly and he has gone to where the smell of the blood is seeping from, he can blame the AC for spreading it around. "Kushina, please, wake up! Please!" He keeps on squealing inside and then Sasuke finally calls out, "Minato-san? Are you inside?" The forming sobs inside the room seem to be concealed but the scratching against fabrics rises above all noises. Naruto pulls back a little and cries some more, "Sasuke, what's going on? Is Daddy inside?" Sasuke smiles at him and lays him down, "Naruto, listen to me. Get some water for me and your dad, okay? Now go and don't worry. Things are good."
With that assuring smile Naruto trusts the most coming out from Sasuke's lips, the child takes flight downstairs to gather water. Sasuke then breaks in the door and turns on the lights… only to see Minato covering something beneath the blanket. He also wipes off his eyes that seem to swell from crying. Even though he is just in his boxers, he speaks to Sasuke, "Sa— Sasuke-kun. S—sorry. I'll… I'll talk to you downstairs." Sasuke closes the door and walks nearer, "No need. I need to talk to you immediately." Minato just burrows his face at his knees, "No, no, no. I don't want to talk right now." Sasuke then touches the blanket and slowly pulls it off just to see her face, "Is that Kushina-san?"
"I… I… Get away. Take Naruto away from here." Minato then starts crying again as he remembers how he found Kushina lying lifeless at the bed, "Please, take Naruto away from here." Sasuke squints at him and then he notices the laptop and opens it to see the last clip Kushina showed to Minato. And due to his ultimate surprise, he has said things a little louder, "A formula to kill vampires! What the fuck…" Minato hears him and then he sniffs in and wipes his eyes free from tears, "A vampire? What do you mean?" Forgetting about the formula, Sasuke smirks and then he flips close the laptop and lays it back at the drawer, "I don't know how but someone turned you into a vampire. During the accident two weeks ago perhaps."
"Me? How'd you know it's my blood?" Minato calms down and then Sasuke bear a different set of eyes at him… a more powerful and sinister pair of red eyes, "It's because I can smell you from the very start. Naruto told me something happened to you two weeks ago." Minato glares at the raven and then he murmurs, "That's why you smell like a dangerous thing. So you're a monster, too." Sasuke chuckles and holds Kushina's face, "I am not monster because I don't bite humans." With the mocking remark, Minato looks away from him. Sasuke then smirks and leans closer to reach Kushina's neck that the father bit… only to get up, "Your wife is just unconscious from blood loss. She'll be fine tomorrow if you take care of her."
Minato is about to talk when Kushina starts groaning as if waking up and then Sasuke talks, "But for now, prepare for eating. Naruto's already starving so I have to make dinner." The raven gets out of the room and then the child meets with him outside, "Sasuke! Is Mommy and Daddy—?" Sasuke kneels down and then carries Naruto after taking the glasses from his hands, "Naruto, they're sleeping that's why they didn't hear us. Come with me, I'm going to make us dinner." Naruto then smiles and then the child cheers for what he wants for dinner… not noticing Minato peep outside the door to see them. He recalls how Sasuke looks like when he talked to him… those scary red eyes bearing all the malice in the world.
"He is a vampire. But I can't get him away from Naruto. I just hope Sasuke won't hurt my son."
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"I'm so sorry for what happened, Sasuke-san." Kushina apologizes to Sasuke during the dinner since he has to be the cook… like the guest cooks for them. The redhead is utterly pale and weak but she can work her magic with her make-up to cover it up from Naruto. The child enjoys his crush's cooking and he really like it how Sasuke fits the picture… he doesn't look like his brother in any way. Minato is still at lost for things… but he has to hide it from Naruto for now… he's too young to be getting involved in things like this. Naruto is supposed to be innocent and— "Here, Naruto. Open your mouth." Sounds of Naruto's loved munching, "Thanks, Sasuke! They're really delicious!" Okay… maybe once in a while, things are normal.
Minato's brow twitches as he hears the two 'birds cooing' as Kushina would describe them since Sasuke is flirting with Naruto at the opposite side of the table. Kushina loves the picture and then she looks at Minato to whisper, "Minato. Can you handle Sasuke-san later after dinner? I'm really feeling—" Minato erases his annoyance to smile and nod as he holds her hand, "I'm really so sorry, Kushina. Sure, you can rest after dinner." Sasuke looks at them talking while Naruto enjoy finishing his food and then the child thought of something, "Can Sasuke stay here tonight!"
"NO!" "Of course, dear!"
Time elapses and then Minato gives in to Kushina's glare, "Ehem. Sure, Naruto." The child rejoices and then Sasuke smiles wryly in hesitation, "N—Naruto, I have to go home and meet with—" Naruto looks at him as if broken and then Kushina does the same as well. And then Minato silently goes on with his food before hearing the child darkly murmurs, "O… Okay, Sasuke." The raven stares at the energetic Naruto who just lost all of his energy in just one statement and then sighs before smiling and stroking at Naruto's hair, "Okay. I'll stay here like what you wanted. I'm just going to call my brother then." Naruto gets to be cheered easily and he continues eating lively. Kushina loves the gathering and then Minato just have to sigh. Why to a man? Why?
The dinner has ended and Kushina is already at their room upstairs where the sheets and blanket have been changed. Minato is at the couch watching anything to take his mind of the fact that Sasuke is inside Naruto's bedroom right then. And he can't stop worrying about further events that concerns his being. He isn't human anymore and his wife already knows about it… and he isn't sure if he can still handle things like before. Kushina is quite the picky woman… and based from what he knows about her, she definitely hate vampires. They are blood-sucking creatures and they kill people. Monster. The word monster comes into his head again so he has to hold the forehead so headaches will stop.
"Still thinking about it?" Sasuke then goes to his side and sits a bit further from him at the couch. Minato looks at Sasuke and then back to the terebi (TV) as Sasuke changes the subject, "Naruto's already sleeping, heheh. He looks so cute when he's sleeping." The blonde guy continues to remain silent even until Sasuke grabs the remote from his hand and scans through the channels. The raven snickers at one joke show and then Minato finally speaks, "What should I do next? I don't want to kill Kushina or Naruto because… because I'm a…" Sasuke looks at him and then he speaks, "You only have two choices, Minato-san." The blond gazes at him. "Become one or don't become one."
"What do you mean?" Minato twitches and then Sasuke keeps his eyes at the terebi as he wears a serious face at that joke show, "You can become one and drink blood to sustain yourself. Or you could live on killing animals to feed on. But…" The raven finally looks at him with his serious face, "Since you have already tasted a human's blood, it's going to be hard resisting its taste each and every time." The blonde father darkens yet again and then Sasuke scans through the channels again, "You don't need to worry. If you want, you can just buy (steal) blood from blood banks to quench your thirst. That's what my family is doing." Sasuke then puts down the remote as his phone vibrates inside his pocket, "I know you can afford it."
"Why?" Minato whispers and then Sasuke twitches at the very desperate sounding question. "Why are you helping me? Is it because of Naruto?" The raven smirks and then flips open his cellphone and talks before answering the call, "Yeah. I don't want Naruto to lose his beloved father." He walks away and then Minato slouches again in sadness, "I see. I'm totally helpless then." He is supposed to have his moment of despair… but it gets cut off when he hears Sasuke yelling out like a child, "No! You can't do that! That's bullshit! Hey! Hey, Itachi! Answer, you motherfucker!" The father then looks at Sasuke who is stomping madly at the floor like a miserable teen, "You can't do that! I just need to stay here— Huh? No! Tell Mom I still— Don't do that, asshole!"
"Sasuke-san… you're getting too loud." Minato calls out to him but he didn't seem to listen, "Oh, come on, Itachi. I'm not… I'm not— listen to me, fuck dammit! No, you're not going here. Do you hear what I say?" Minato twitches as he feels a different type of aura seeping out from Sasuke, "Listen… if you come here, I WILL kill you." The father covers his mouth and then waits for the next moments since Sasuke seems to be listening with someone at the other line. Then the tension vanishes as the raven starting screeching again, "I said it's nothing like that! Didn't Itachi—? Huh? Yeah. Yes. Nope… huh? Oh. Uh-huh. I got it. Yes, Mom." He then smirks loudly, "See, Itachi? I told you! Hahah! Yeah, I'm going to sleep now. Huh? I have to…" Sasuke smiles contentedly at the phone, "Yeah, good night, too. I don't love you." He flips close the phone and looks at Minato who is just staring at him. The raven blushes a little, "Sorry, crazy family. I'm going to the guest room."
"Does a vampire sleep?" Minato asks and then Sasuke shakes his head, "No. But you can pretend you do." He goes upstairs and then Minato lies back at the couch. This day has not been any better than yesterday. It was way too worse and now, he's too scared to even sleep with his wife… or with Naruto at least. But wait a fucking minute, does Sasuke really 'sleep' at the guest room? He can be molesting his son at the moment… but if Naruto catches him lurking around, the boy will get mad at him again. Minato then does a facepalm and he hangs his head over the couch, "What am I thinking? I'm getting too protective…"
"Minato." He then twitches as he hears his wife calls from the stairs… well, in her always sexy lingerie set, "Honey." Despite that very sexy smile she has on, there are still traces of her blood loss which makes her appear pale. Minato goes to her after switching off the terebi and he embraces her when she attempted to walk up to him, "What's wrong, Kushina?" She then purrs and sways a little, "I can't sleep without you beside me. Can we sleep together now? Please?" Minato twitches for a moment and then he smiles, "But you know I can't do that. I might endanger your life again." Kushina then raises a brow and has her hands at her hips, "Huh? Do vampires snack on people every once in a while? You almost drain all of my blood earlier and you're saying you're not still full?"
Wives. Sometimes, they bend logic. Minato smiles at her and he kisses her as he sways her around as if they're dancing with the music of their hearts. He breaks it and strokes at his wife's long red hair, "Sorry. Sure, let's go to bed together." He helps her with the stairs and then they pass by Naruto's bedroom where they hear weird noises. They decide to take a peep from a crack they made and they see Naruto lying at his bed with Sasuke beside him… the child talking in his sleep as Sasuke strokes at his hair. Minato has almost flared in madness but Kushina pulls him away and throws him to bed.
Sometimes, it doesn't matter if everyone's not a human.
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Despite barely recovering from what happened yesterday afternoon, Kushina is still going to her work like usual and as if nothing happened. The gorgeous redhead goes in the giant medicine development center and parks her Cadillac at the parking lot. A lot of men have adored her like a goddess and they willingly do everything for her… too bad she's already married to someone. And the more unfortunate fact is that she is married to a rich man named Minato Namikaze and they already have one kid. But there are still people who dare to try and get a score with the Goddess of Medicines… and one of them is this guy from the Poison and Toxic department.
"Good morning, Dr. Amaranth." He catches up with her as she walks towards her office, "Oh, good morning, Dr. Poison." He laughs out and offers Kushina a cup of coffee, "You don't seem to be blooming well today. Something happened back there?" Kushina chuckles at her own thoughts and takes the cup with a smile, "Nothing really. Just losing appetite." Dr. Poison grins and then stops walking as he needs to turn to another corner by then, "Take care of your health. You might lose the bloom." He winks and walks away while still listening to Kushina's mocking answer, "Oh don't worry. I'll always be beautiful to my husband. Unlike to bastards like you." Well, the last comment is just a whisper.
Dr. Amaranth is a nickname Kushina got from her never-fading beauty and red hair with seems to be comparable to an amaranth, a red flower that never withers. Dr. Poison is also a nickname he got from his unrivaled expertise in poisons and antidotes. Well, in their laboratory, all the great people earn nicknames from the most of the employees. And unlike her life as a housewife, Kushina is never an impatient and sweet scientist at the workplace where every type of predator men lies. But since she's a black belter back at middle and high school, no one messes much with the legendary flower.
The day has drifted away and Kushina will finally rest since she will be skipping her overtimes that are two hours edging from her supposed time. However, accidents happen at every place at any given time… more likely to a laboratory like where she works. She stretches her arms and rotates her shoulders in exhaustion before checking out that deep wound at her arm that she was able to hide from Naruto. She squints at it as she starts to notice a blotting faint red color at where the wounds are, "Damn. I should have bought bandages with me." Then someone knocks at the door and then Dr. Poison enters, "Hiya, Amaranth." Kushina duly rolls her eyes and says, "What do you want, Akasuna?"
"Why so pointed, my flower? On period?" He grins at her with utter flirting and then she turns him away, "I don't have time for you and your antics, Akasuna. I'm getting tired of always dealing with you." He smirks bigger and then he leans closer to Kushina as he uses his womanizing techniques, "Well, there is only one way to stop dealing with me… date me." Kushina then boringly watches him try and pick her up… but she is really positive that nothing will really work, "I'm really sorry, Akasuna. I have a husband more handsome and much more of my type than you are. Could you just please go away?" The doctor laughs out and leans at his hand with a seductive wink, "Date me, Kushina."
"Do you want me to cut off your dick?"
"I would be very pleased if you do it with your mouth."
"Fucking horny Sasori Akasuna." Kushina curses under her breath and then Sasori is about to answer when an announcement sounds through all departments along with the red lights signifying grave danger. "Level 5 security breach has been identified. Employees are advised to evacuate! I repeat! Level 5 security breach! Everyone, evacuate!" Kushina and Sasori stand up and they are about to leave through the door when someone gets thrown to destroy the only exit in the room. Kushina and Sasori jump to the side to evade and then they see a horrible looking monster with scrawny frames that screams with its high-pitched voice to deafen the other scientists.
It then looks at Kushina and yells, "Lecker-blood!"
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End Chapter
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Rei: Thank you for reading! XD Heheh! This is an AU! My own universe and so I declare the existence of Lecker-bloods and Reinheits! What they are? Tune in to find out! ^^ Please review!
Minato: Will there be a chapter where I won't be walking around in just boxers? *blush* Because that's embarrassing…
Naruto: Dad, try kissing, making out and having sex with another guy… you won't be embarrassed walking around in boxers anymore.
Minato: …Hey, Rei-san, you can always include that in every chapter! Just no Yaoi for me! *bliss*
Naruto: No, he already complained tte ba yo!
Itachi: Why is my name getting mentioned? Will I be involved in this insanity?
Sasuke: Say your prayers then.
Itachi: Very motivational, foolish little brother.