-1WELL THEN!…People like what I write…YAY! does a happy dance…I feel loved…well here is chappie 2...

Disclaimer: hey do I have to do this every chapter?…oh well…as of now I own a rusty flute and wheat and cheese cracker crumbs….crap…

ONWARD!

They walked into the brightly lit store and inwardly gagged as the obviously fake cheery lady greeted them in. Flack shuddered as his gaze landed on the Wal-mart "mascot". ' That damned smiley man is EVERYWHERE! Why! Oh great, Danny's face is mimicking the cursed smiley man. I wonder if he knows that he mimics people and moods around him…hmm. HOLY FUCK! What the hell is he holding! Is that a fuckin' speedo!' Flack grimaced outwardly at the disgusting neon yellow swimming wear.

"Oh hell no Messer. I out right refuse! What's wrong with my trunks at home? HM?"

"Besides the fact they are fallin' to pieces and were probably bought by your mother. Oh and speakin' of your mom…" Danny let his sentence drop as he tried not to smile as he averted his eyes from behind Don.

"What about my mother? What does she have to do with this crack assed idea of yours?" Flack gave him a side gaze. His eyes widened at the voice he heard next.

"DONALD FLACK! I'm appalled that you would even talk to Danny like that! I have no idea where you could obtain such a foul vocabulary. Maybe I should make use of that soap isle and wash your mouth in front of all these people?" A older woman declared as she glared up straight into Flack's eyes. They had identical eyes and shared facial features. She had an elegant poised air to her. She dressed in a simple knee length wool skirt and fitted knit sweater that brought out the softer shade of blue in her striking eyes.

Flack visibly cowered from the woman's intense glare.

"Sorry mother." He mumbled as he glanced down to watch his shoe scuff the ground. 'Danny is SO going to get it when we get home. My mother! Oh he is an evil man. But I can be too!'

Danny was just standing off to the side and enjoying the display. ' Oh do I love this. I can just see the young child Flack in muddy shorts with the ripped t-shirt and cap with a muddy shoe tracks matching those on his feet. Awe, well I think I'll go rescue him now.'

" Mrs. Flack," Danny couldn't help think that was funny and strange at the same time, "As I told you I'm taking Don here on vacation but he really doesn't have anything useful for this trip so you helping is much appreciated." Flack gave him the "I know you are part of this you ass and I'm going to get your ass when I get home and stop being so goody goody to my mother" look. Danny grinned back and steered them all towards the men's clothing section.

"Danny dear you know you call me 'mother' too. Donald stop slouching!" She whacked her son across the shoulders as he jumped into proper posture all the while glaring at Danny. "Your face will get stuck like that if you don't stop. And he's doing this for you dear so suck it up." She smiled as she started to grab clothing off the racks. Danny did as well. They silently compared and discussed selected items.

Flack could only look on clueless. ' Maybe it's a woman thing. Eh, why is that group of girls giggling at me? Hmm, maybe they recognize REAL manliness and good looks. Yup, I still have it.' He flashed them a smile and the sighs and blushing from the giggling girls went straight to his ego.

Danny and Mrs. Flack shared a knowing look as they shacked their heads at Flack hoisting himself on the "I'm a gift to the world" pedestal.

"Oooooh Detective Flack?"

"Hmm?"

"You didn't forget to pick up your prescription for that rash on your bum did you? The pharmacy is back near the front of the store." Danny shared a silent high five and laugh with Mrs. Flack as the giggling girls backed away from Flack and started to whisper among themselves.

"Oh do I hate you. Can we hurry up please? I still don't see the point of being here." Flack glared at his mother and boyfriend as they continued to pull clothing from every which way direction.

It seemed like hours as they bought random items including clothing, food, and outdoor activity related.

They only made Flack try one outfit. And it was worth it.

# FLASH BACK#

"Can it really take so long to put clothes on? It was only basics." Danny sighed and leaned against a wall as he and Mrs. Flack waited, tolerantly, for Flack to try on what they had shoved in his arms.

"Um, guys? I don't know if I did this right." Flack's head was sticking out of the dressing room. His mother motioned him to step out. Danny snorted as Flack to tentative small steps out from behind the door. Mrs. Flack rolled her eyes and properly swung open the door. And in all his glory was flack wearing khaki cargo shorts, a white under shirt, and to pull it all together a hideous blue plaid button up long sleeve shirt, which he had the sleeves pulled up to his elbows.

"Er, my knees are showing…" Danny waited ten full seconds before releasing his silent laughter.

"Your knees ain't the thing you got to worry 'bout the most in that." That was about all Danny could choke out before grabbing his side and tried to slow his laughter with gasps of air. Mrs. Flack rolled her eyes at both before ushering her blushing son back into the changing room.

"Dear hurry up and change we have one more store after this." Flack left them with a confused look. 'Oh yeah, bug spray in bulk…I know we'll be roughing it some but there ain't one fuckin' state I've been where in the summer you need bug spray in fuckin' bulk. I look like some idiot out of some damn JC Penny catalog. All I need to do is pose against a white back drop. OOH WAIT! It's white in here!' Flack leaned slightly back away from the mirror and looked up at a corner while lightly placing his hands into his pockets. 'Hey! I was right! I wonder if I could make some side money on this…hmm.'

#END FLASH BACK#

Flack winced as the total price obnoxiously flashed neon green in his face as he went to swipe a credit card. He listened absent mindedly as Danny and his mother animatedly chatted away. 'And he slapped me, kicked me out and let me back in only on the promise of ice cream last time I said he was the woman. Really, I just want to get home.' They went to Danny's car to load the bags in the trunk.

"So where we going next?" Flack uneasily asked, afraid of what was to come. He was taken back a bit when his mother and Danny didn't start to get in the car.

"We're going to get stuff in bulk and there is only one place for that…add dramatic drum roll…SAM'S CLUB!" Danny turned around with Mrs. Flack at his side as they headed off for the store next to Wal-Mart. Flack followed them with a dazed confused look.

"Do you think he's figured it out yet?" Danny whispered to Mrs. Flack. He looked back at his boyfriend while listening to the woman.

"I'm sure he hasn't, I mean I guess you can see that look he has on his face. It's like when he was a little boy and we would buy new furniture or get him a new toy. He'd get a glazed eye look and follow along until he knew what to do." They entered the door and Mrs. Flack showed the man her Sam's club card.

"…wow…"

Both Danny and Mrs. Flack both looked surprised as they turned around and watched Flack. His eyes danced around while taking in the sights of the store. They noticed a small little smile as well.

'Well who knew Sam's could shut Flack up and make him one pleased fella. We should so go to the food section.' Danny had his own little smile as they went to the back towards the food. ' I wonder, do they sell whip cream? Ooh, what about chocolate!…I looooovvvee choco--' His thoughts were interrupted by some rather loud yelling.

"HOLY FUCK THEY DIDN'T! THEY SELL FUCKIN' HOT DOGS IN HUGE PACKS! We are SO buying some!" Flack attacked the hot dog fridge much to the disdain of a poor little boy who happened to be near the area at the time. 'Hmm, oh I wish I was an Oscar Myer wiener…'

"I can hear you thinking the wiener song from here Flack! Grab the dogs and follow us 'cause we're done!" Danny smirked as Flack followed like a little puppy but with his arms full of hot dog packages.

Mrs. Flack chuckled to herself as the boys bickered about who was paying and holding the goods. She walked a little behind them as they returned to their cars. ' He's always just so happy around Danny which I'm just so glad for.'

Flack came over to his mother and gave her a hug and a kiss on her cheek. "Bye mother, I'll call when we get back. Tell dad I said hi."

"Bye dear now just listen to Danny and don't forget to leave work behind okay? I love you." She fixed his hair and patted his cheek. She then turned to Danny and enveloped him in a huge hug. " Thank you dear." She whispered in his ear before letting go.

"Bye mom!" They all smiled at that before getting into their own cars.

Flack got in and looked at his boyfriend. "I love you."

Danny smiled and kissed him quickly on the lips. " I love you too."

He pulled out of the parking lot to their home. ' I can't wait until he sees the rental car.' Danny smiled to himself the whole drive home.

Yes, I know it took forever but school started.