A.N.
Okay. I wasn't sure if people would like this fic, and I've gotten seven reviews that were fairly positive. I'm happy. I'm thinking about making lists of 30 reasons as to why other Eragon characters are lame. Tell me what you think about this, and if you like it, tell me whom you would like me to make fun of in the next chapter. Majority rules!
P.S. Lots of people told me that Christopher Paolini isn't creepy. Sorry about that. It's a joke between my friend and I.