50 Things I learned 11-20

I still own nothing

11. Little monkey boy beats shape shifting pig.

"So…can I eat it?"

"You get the services of a shapeshifting magical pig and you want to know if you can eat me? What the heck is wrong with you?"

12. You can get really fat on an all water diet.

"I AM HILARIOUS AND YOU SHALL QUOTE EVERYTHING I SAY!"-TFS

13. Death is a revolving door as long as you have a genie dragon.

"Shenron, please grant us our wish!"

"DAMN IT, WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS MANAGED TO DIE THIS TIME? IT WAS CHIAOTZU AGAIN WASN'T IT? THAT BRAT HAS MANAGED TO DIE EVEN MORE TIMES THAN YAMCHA!"

14. Even a 300 year old man can still kick a lot of ass.

"Did… did he just blow up the moon?"

"Aw yeah, how about that ladies? Roshi's still got it!"

15. Never give a pervert a shrink ray

"Aw yeah, come to daddy! Time to stake out the bathroom!"

16. Give a pervert a shrink ray if you want to flush him down a toilet.

"Master… how did you manage to get outside?"

"Shut up Turtle, nobody likes you!"

17. Guns are about as useful in anime as trying to kill someone by blowing bubbles at them.

"Hey Bulma, that guy just shot me in the face!"

"And you aren't dead yet?!"

"No."

"Are you even hurt at all?"

"It was like a bee sting! OW! Bulma he did it again!"

"Umm, just go… punch him or something, okay Goku?"

18. You can be called the Red Ribbon army and never be seen with a single ribbon.

"You know what, forget it! I'm done trying to organize a standard uniform for you ungrateful bastards, nobody appreciates my hard work! Just wear whatever the hell you want!"

19. Japanese to English translators will always screw something up.

"Hey Vegeta, I have a question."

"As scatterbrained as you are, those are always good to have. Tell me, what has that miniscule amount of brainpower of yours managed to come up with?"

"When we first fought, did you call that big purple laser the Galik Gun or the Garlic Gun?"

"…"

"…?"

"…really? Garlic Gun Kakarot, Garlic Gun. It's conversations like this that make me regret killing Nappa…"

20. Using charge time as filler is both stupid and annoying.

"Get ready Cell, because this attack will be the last thing you ever see!"

"Well let's go then."

"Alright, here I go! RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

"Come on, do it!"

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

"I said do it!"

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"DO IT ALREADY!"

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Ugh, fine then. I'll go get a coffee, I'll be back in half an hour. You can show me this grand attack of yours then."

"Just you wait Cell, in half an hour, you will get to be the first victim of the Final Flash!"

"Yeah, because any other fighters would have gotten bored and walked away by now…"