Maibe + Magdalene: We're back!

Maibe: And ready for action!

Magdalene: As you know we don't own anything.

Maibe: Except the laptop we're writing this on

Magdalene: And everything in our room

Chapter 2-

"Alucard you imbecile! How dare you attack a student! The Headmaster told me to keep you in line and you nearly killed the boy!" Integra shouts at her vampire servant. "I was just having a spot of fun Master and I was stopping a fight. You should be thanking me." The No-Life King replies and takes out a bag of medical blood from his pocket. "Walter…" "Yes my lady?" "I want you tailing Alucard from now on." "What about classes my lady?" "I'll be there when he's conducting lessons." Alucard smirks. "And don't you dare scare these students any further!" She shouts and lights up one of her cigars.

"We're here." Hermione states as the train stops. "Hey look! There's the psychopath and the 'police' girl but who's that with them?" The students claw their way to the windows. "The one looks like a butler." "The chick must be the psychopath's wife or girlfriend." "No way! She's obliviously in charge of him. He acts like his her pet dog or something." "Who do you think is going to teach us Defense classes?" "The one dressed in red. He seems to know what he's doing." "Did you see the look on Malfoy's face when he pulled out that gun? Priceless!" "Yeah, he looked like he was about to shit his pants!" The gossip continued to spread as the four figures disappear into a Thestral-drawn carriage.

"You seem to have made quite a name for yourself with the students Alucard." Walter says as he hears a snatch of the rumors being spread from pupil to pupil. "Heh heh, I can't wait to start teaching them about vampire hunting. It will be fun to see to look on their faces when I show them a real Nosferatu." The vampire hunter chuckles and strokes his Jackal handgun.

Maibe: Kill them! Kill them!

Integra: You're a bad influence young lady.

Maibe: Don't care! Now kiss him damit! I wanna see more Master of Monster relationships.

Alucard: Please write it

Integra: (grabs Maibe by the neck) Don't you dare!

Maibe: CAN'T... BREATHE!

Magdalene: Oh dear

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