Butterfly fly away
A/N Just a short story based on the song by Miley and Billy-Rae Cyrus from The Hannah Montana Movie ONLY REFERENCES TO MOVIE NONE OF THE PLOT/CHARACTERS!
A Kurt/Burt story of family drama: trials, nerves and all that jazz
B: =Burt
K: =Kurt
B+K: = both characters
PREVIOUSLY… B: I know wanted Kurt and Finn to bond but did he really have to get him a smiley virus (A/N that's what my dad calls her) movie? i mean, isn't it for tweeny, wannabe, popstar GIRLS! I swear it's just gotten louder! THAT BOY!
K: I know he's had a hard time from his 'mates', you know, about me, but is it worse than the constant stigma which hangs over my head, like a big ugly grey cloud? i swear it's just gotten louder! THAT MAN!
B+K:*shouts in unison*
"Could you please shut that up!"
*both wait for an answer, but, of course, they said the same thing, at the same time, so they only heard themselves*
"THAT DOES IT!"
*both father and son get up and charge to confront each other*
B: "Kurt can you turn that racket down? I'm trying to watch the game!"
*frowns*
K*scoffs*
"dad, can you lower the volume sil vous plait! I can barely make out what Miley is saying, all because of that din blaring from the TV!
*scowls*
B+K: *SCREAM at each other so franticly that they barely know what they are saying*
B: "… blaring… i can't hear… totally disrespectful… stupid girl movie… not supportive? ... I make the rules… don't DARE walk away from me!"
K: "racket? Racket! … This is an incredible movie! … She's a singer! … your'e unbelievable… so annoying… HOMOPHOBE!
B+K: *storm off*
*turn volume up, twice!"
B: that boy is impossible! Not supportive? Me! Homophobe- how dare he say that, about me! So what, I wanna watch a game not a girly musical, about smushy love, it doesn't mean I don't love him! He could be more supportive of me! I watched all his shows, I even went to a French movie with him! He has never once even feigned an interest for more than 5 minutes at anything I am passionate about!
K: I can't believe he calls this bruit, vacarme! Does he know the amount of records she has sold!(A/N according to: .com/Q/How_many_albums_has_Miley_Cyrus_sold Miley has sold around 164 million Albums.
If you include Hannah Montana then it's 240 million! Which is pretty epic!) I don't care what he says he clearly still hasn't come to terms with having a bisexual son! I can't wait to move out of this going nowhere town and move to Paris!
Oh dear, it's bad… will they ever reconcile!
PLEASE REVIEW! I love to hear what you guys say! Sorry I haven't updated lots but im ill :(