Disclaimer: This is a joke right? No I DON'T OWN ICARLY!!!

Authors note: Two in one day am I good or what!! Well anyway, thanks for reading, and reviewing. I hope all of you guys like it. And to let you all know not all the chapters are going to be the same length. Some really long, and some shorter.

SAM:

"Class listen up!!" Mr. Pap shouted across the classroom full of kids not paying attention to him

" Your Collection of feeling poems is due tomorrow, as a reminder they can rhythm, or be free verse. Have a nice day see you all tomorrow." Mr. P was the most awesome teacher in the school, and could make writing really interesting, but today it was raining outside like there was no tomorrow. Rainy days equals no paying attention. And the want of getting out of school. (Well that is an everyday one but whatevs)

Jumping out of my seat I ran out the door ready to pumble anyone that got in my way. LUNCH. Yummmm…. Food. My mouth watered as I made my way to my locker, DAM!! I thought. There he was standing next to my locker talking to his "love of his life". FANTASTIC!!!

"Sup Freddork." I said opening my locker " Carly."

"Hi Sam ready for lunch?" Carly asked

"Am I ever not ready for lunch?" I asked jokingly " Fredwena! Yo, ya in there?" I said hitting his head with my fist. He was staring at me weird… Like he usually does at Carly, well he has become a lot less puppy dog like lately.

"SAM!! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!!!" HE screamed at me, mad. I loved to see him all feisty!!!

"Ya didn't say hi." I said smirking at him

"Sam, say sorry to Freddie!" Carly said in disapproval

"YA GOT TO BE KIDDING!! He didn't say hi, he disserved to be thumped!!!"

Carly shook her head " Come on lets eat."

" I thought you would never ask."

BREAK……

Freddie:

I took my seat next to Carly, rubbing my head, looking at Sam. The one time I let my guard down, and looked at her, let all of my emotions out, I lose it. Her dirty orange skinny jeans, and her tight shirt that says "Bffs"… With a picture of a chocolate chip cookie, and a glass of milk, smiling at each other. Her hair let loose, and wild. Sighing I ate my lunch listening to Carly, and Sam talk about last nights iCarly episode…

In 5,4,3,2,1…

"YAAAAA!!" Carly and Sam screamed than looked at each other confused

"Why did we scream Sam?" Carly asked

" Cause…" Sam started

"TONIGHT IS OUR MEATBALL WAR!!" They both screamed, "The one we never had." Carly added.

"Yes, I cant wait, so lets just get on with it all ready, the meatballs are getting tired of waiting."

"Pushy a little Sam, are we not?" Carly asked

" Yes we are!!"

"Ready?" Carly asked as Sam nodded " Alrighty then- Freddie count off for us please."

"Counting off… 5,4,3,3,1!!!"

Last night had been the most views we had gotten ever!!!! And that episode had brought up my memories from two years ago, the night of my first kiss. The one I had with Sam… And the night my heart seemed to change… The night I realized I was in love with Samantha P. The night that had changed my life.

Sam:

I knew I was staring at him again. I was pointless to try not to, it waste of energy, and a waste of my time. Time I could be staring… The last few years had done him good. He had started to work out and now was really buff. You could see his muscles, and tendons throbbing under his skin. His baby fat was all gone, and to his moms excitement- grown leg hair. Freddie's mom stopped babying him after that, and she had all but stopped being part of his life at all. She had gotten a full time job, and was rarely home, but Freddie didn't let that change him. He still got straight A's, but now was a hottie!!! A hot dork. And had gone out with a few cheerleaders. But, Carly, and I are still the only ones out of school he hangs with. And, he still does the tech, on iCarly. His eyes, and smile never changed though, his milk, melted chocolate eyes… I wanted to jump into them. Freddie's smile … His perfect white teeth… his juicy lips… drove me closer to insanity everyday. Than there is his hair- ruffled, and wavy, I wanted to run my hands through it soooo bad…

"Sam?" Carly said

" What!" I jumped "Oh sorry Carly I didn't get much sleep last night. My mom was doing nasty things in her room last night. I could hear her through the wall." I explained shivering (Which was true, but not the reason I wasn't paying attention)

" Sorry Sam, ya want to sleep at my place tonight?" Carly asked sympathetically

" Ya thanks."

" So, like I was asking you, what should we do on the next iCarly?" She asked

" What about the Tacos, and Da dancing hat bit?" I suggested

" You sure do love your meat, why not." She said "Freddie what do you think?" He was staring at me again

"Um… Sure, I got to go, I have Mrs. Briggs next, she will give me detention again if I am late- see ya." Freddie was up and gone before anything else was said.

" Weird…" Carly murmured

" What?" I asked

" Nothing!!" She said a little to quickly " Nothing at all…"