Kermit sighed. Another show was over, and there were only two disasters. That's a new record, Kermit thought. Just then, a loud crash struck Kermit's ears. Then, the lights went out. There was a lot of indistinct chatter outside his dressing room, so Kermit got up and went out. He could see people moving, but he couldn't make out who everyone was.
"What's going on?" Kermit said into the darkness.
"The power's gone out, Kermit," Scooter's voice said.
"How?" Kermit said back.
"Something crashed outside," Fozzie's voice said.
"Okay, hold on everybody," Kermit said calmly. In a mere 10 minutes, the Muppets had set up about a hundred candles throughout the Theater. "Is everyone okay?" Kermit asked. Yeses flooded the air. "Okay, does anyone know where the thing crashed?" Kermit asked again.
"It looked like it crashed near the back of the Theater," Fozzie said.
"Let's go look at it, Fozzie," Kermit said and they headed outside.
"Look, Kermit!" Fozzie said excitedly. Kermit walked over to him and gasped at what he saw. What stood before them was a hole that was about 10 feet wide and at least 5 feet deep. And there was nothing inside.
"The whole is empty. What happened to the thing that crashed?" Kermit asked Fozzie.
"I don't know, maybe it walked away?" Fozzie said.
"Maybe we should ask Dr. Bunsen Honeydew," Kermit said and they started walking back to the Theater. They were only about 10 feet away from the back door, when Scooter burst out of it.
"There's someone here who wants to see you, Kermit!" Scooter said.
"Who is it?" Kermit asked.
"He says he's a doctor," Scooter replied.