CHAPTER ONE: The Insanity Begins

A/N: This is just something I'm doing for fun. If I don't update, I've either:

1. Gotten bored

2. Somehow found (or received) a DS and I'm playing games on it

3. Exploded

or 4. Gotten sever writer's block and is unable to write.

Got it? Good. Let's get started.

CHAPTER ONE: The Insanity Begins!

Flare yawned. Someone was shaking her.

"Stop...five more minutes...pleeeeease..."

Moonbeam growled. "No! You have to get up! Essie's started another one of her schemes!"

Flare suddenly jolted up. "SHE DID?! AND SHE DIDN'T INVITE ME?! THIS! IS! WAR!" She then ran off.

Moonbeam sighed. "I get the feeling this is gonna be a loooooong day."

-CLEAR THE AREA! THIS IS A LINE BREAK!-

(Meanwhile, in the Author's Lounge...(copyright TCL))

Mistwolf sighed. "Nobody ever does these things anymore. I'm all alone. Whhhhhhyyyyyy..."

She then wandered out of the author's lounge.

Once she was outside, she realized that the sun was really bright. "Arceus! Why is the sun so bright?!"

Essie suddenly ran up. "It's because of my new Sun-Brightening machine! It makes the sun brighter!"

Mistwolf sighed. "This is another one of your crazy money-making schemes, isn't it?"

Essie scowled. "If you call PURE GENIUS a crazy money-making scheme, then yes. It is."

Mistwolf looked at Essie with boredom. "This is not genius. This is endangering the world so that you can sunbathe."

Essie glanced around nervously. "Maaaaaaaybeeeeeee..."

Mistwolf sighed again. "Why me..."

Flare suddenly ran up to Essie. "Why didn't you TELL me you had another plan?! I woulda helped! THIS IS WAR, ESSIE! WAR, I TELL YOU, WAR!"

"I didn't tell you because you were ASLEEP, Flare. Not because I didn't want to. Arceus knows that it would have been ten times easier to make this if I had woken you up." Essie replied.

"Well, you still could have waited." Flare grumbled.

Essie sighed. "No, I couldn't have. Moonbeam would've stopped me if I had. And we can't allowed that," Essie said, turning to look behind her. "can we, Moonbeam?"

Moonbeam reappeared. "You're good. You're very good. How did you know that I was using Faint Attack?"

Essie grinned. "Because you emit a very faint humming sound when you use it. Espeons, as you know, have very good hearing, and thus I could hear it."

Moonbeam sighed. "Essie, the Sun-Brightener is not a good idea. You're gonna end up destroying the world."

Essie scowled. "Nonsense," She said, growling ever so slightly. "I will not destroy the world. The machine is perfectly safe."

Mistwolf butted in. "Riiiiiiiight. A machine that causes the sun to become brighter TOTALLY won't cause massive wildfires everywhere. You REALLY didn't think this one through, Essie."

Essie scowled even more. "I did think it through. And you know what? I don't care. I don't care that it will cause massive wildfires, cause the humans deserve it. They deserve it, and so much more. They have polluted the world for FAR too long."

Flare nodded. "Yes. They have. I'm gonna do something about it. It'll be a million times better than Essie's plan."

Essie sighed, scowling even more if that was even possible. "It won't be, Flare. Mine was actually thought through, and thus would be much better."

Flare frowned. "It will be, Essie. Just you wait. You know why?"

Essie frowned. "No, I don't know why. I never know why with you."

Flare frowned even more, then yelled, "Because. Because THIS! IS! WAR!"

She then ran off.

There was a tense moment of silence, before Moonbeam asked, "What the hell just happened?"

TO BE CONTINUED...

A/N: Ok, I'm ready for the flames now!