"Emma Swan-Mills, you will not hide behind Laura and Carmilla! You're an adult, so act like one."
Emma's face grew paler than Carmilla's when the pregnancy test was surrounded by purple smoke.
Regina tried to stay composed as she looked at the pink plus sign.
"So when do you we duck and hide, Carm?"
"Now."
The two of them ducked as Regina used her magic to pick up the door and throw it at Emma.
When it "hit" Emma, it made a squeaky noise that you hear from a dog toy.
"Did you really turn their door into a dog toy? And you say I'm the kid!"
"If you weren't pregnant, I would hit you with the real door!"
"Why are you two destroying our place?! Emma, it's great to know we're friends, but Carm and I like our quiet place. Right, Carm? Carm?"
Carmilla had a baseball in her hand and threw it at Emma to test out a theory she had.
Sure enough, the baseball turned into a dog toy version, but still hit Emma in the face.
"Carmilla Karnstein, we do not throw things at my wife's face!"
"But you threw a door at her!"
"It wasn't going to hurt Emma!"
"It almost killed Laura!"
Laura was making her way towards Emma as their beautiful brunettes argued over hitting Emma with what object.
"So are you having a boy or girl?"
"Beats me, Kid. Do you think I'll make it out of here?"
"If you run, she'll find you. Carm always finds me."
"Yeah well, she's a vampire."
"Regina's your wife."
"Enough said."
Carmilla was face-to-face with Regina, "I will throw this damn apartment at Emma if it gets you to leave!"
"You threaten my wife one more time and I'll…" Regina didn't have time to finish her threat before Emma disappeared, only to fall on Carmilla.
"What the hell!"
"Magic's weird when pregnant. Sorry there, Gothic Horror."
Emma decided to hide behind the one that wasn't angry at her, the tiny gay human known as Laura Hollis.
Carmilla used her vampire strength to get both Emma and Regina out of their apartment and into the hallway.
"I would slam the door in your faces, but somebody destroyed it!"
Emma pointed at Regina, "She did it!"