The Adventures of Alec and Robin

Ch.2 Greg's Army and Skittle Parties

Robin POV

"NOOOOOO!"

"We have come to celebrate! Raise the roof baby!" Greg squealed. "Like totally awesome right?! Sequins and glitter and Lady GaGa for the win!"

"Yeah baby!" One of Greg's, err, soldiers said.

"Yo, yo , yo what up home skillet biscuits?!" Renata stepped out of the castle with grills. Yes, the things that go on your teeth. It was rather scary.

"Eww, like, that girl is talking all funny and stuffs!" Greg shrieked. "Army of All Things Glittery, Sequined, and Lady GaGa retreat!" Greg ran away twirling his baton, half the Volturi following.

"Yo, this is whack. I'm going back into the castle." Renata walked off.

"Don't call my name! Don't call my name, Alejandro!"

"Robin?"

"Yes, Alec?"

"Please don't sing any more Lady GaGa songs."

"Fine." I walked back into the castle which was pretty empty seeing as most everyone left with Greg's army. Caius walked up and slapped me across the face. "What was that for?!"

"I felt like it!" Caius walked away to go be all slap happy somewhere else.

Caius needs anger management classes. Hmm.... I think I shall sign him up for some for his birthday. After all there is no better gift than that of mental health... Hahaha I'm hilarious.

I glanced over at Marcus sitting in the corner. "Marcusssssss!" He didn't look up. "MARCUS!" he turned around and glared at me.

"SHUT UP!!! YOU DON'T GET ME!!!"

Sigh. Poor Marcus in the emo corner. "Cheer up emo kid, life's not that bad!"

"Go be all happy peppy with your skittles somewhere else!!!"

"MARCUS! HOW DARE YOU?! I shall have you know that I eat nerds not skittles."

Giana ran through the door. "Did someone say skittles?!" She looked around frantically.

Caius appeared out of nowhere and slapped Giana. "STOP WITH THE SKITTLES! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!" He then slapped Marcus. "AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS EMO CRAP?! GET OVER IT!" He then slapped me... And I slapped him back.... Then he slapped me, and I slapped him back. This continued until Greg walked in screaming something about peace and love and sequins.

"I WANT TO PARTAYYYY!" Aro walked in wearing a bedazzled cloak and platform shoes.

"SKITTLES PARTY!" Giana exclaimed.

"Hale no!"

"Don't EVER say the name of one of those veggie vamps!"

"I JUST DID!"

"Awww, snap!" Aro snapped his fingers in that z shaped way people do.

"Don't make me snap my fingers in a z formation, exclamation, booty rotation! Talk to the hand, talk to the wrist! OOOOOOH GIRL YOU JUST GOT DISSED!"

"THAT HAS TAKEN THE LAST BISCUIT!"

"Is it a skittle flavored biscuit?!"

"ALL YOU CRAP PEOPLE WITH YOUR CRAP OBSESSIONS AND YOUR CRAPGAYISH BEHAVIOR! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!"

"OMZ Robin has lost it!"

"NO I HAVE NOT! YOU ALL HAVE LOST IT! YOU PROBABLY NEVER HAD IT! I REFUSE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR INSANITY ANY LONGER!"

"Aw, Rob baby don't be like that!"

"SHUT UP GREGORY!"

"I WANT SKITTLES! I WANT TO THROW A SKITTLES PARTY! PARTYYYYYYY!"

And that is how everyone got locked up in the dungeon and threw a skittles party while I, Robin, the only sane one sat up here and complained about crap people with crap obsessions who behave like childish children.