Author's note: Just thought I'd update this again! It's such a wonderful stress relief! Pretty short chapter, but at least I actually updated something! XD I'll let the wiritng speak for itself! Enjoy! And Please Review!

CHAPTER 2

THE PLAN

"Kira," Renji asked in a muffled voice, "I though you said you had a secret hideout!"

The red head had followed the blond for what seemed like hours. They'd ran down streets, through hallways, and into elderly citizens(whatever they were doing in the Gotei 13) and over fences. They'd ran by captains and company members, and a specifically rabid gray cat. Then, after all that, Renji found himself contained in a small closet with Kira practically breathing down his neck. This famed "Kira Kave" had turned out to be none other than the 3rd company janitor's closet. Renji scowled as he found a mop jabbing his side, the smell of dust bunnies overwhelming him.

"This is my secret hide out," Kira crossed his arms over his chest, "The Kira Kave. I come here to do my planning…and other things…"

Renji didn't even want to know about those "other" things, he just wanted to get out of this cramped space. Perhaps the only way to do that was to aid this foolish blonde.

"So…," Renji stared at him, "What were you planning?"

"Well…," Kira began shuffling around in the darkness until his hands reached a large pad of paper and a marker. He began drawing with ferocious speed, his tongue sticking out of the side of his mouth as he looked at his work. Renji could only stare at him.

"AH HA!" Kira chimed, shoving the pad triumphantly in Renji's direction, 'Take a look!"

Renji's eyes seemed to burn when they came down upon a few squiggly drawings, reminding him very much of the artwork of a former shinigami member.

"You took art lesson from Rukia," he glanced over at Kira, "didn't you?"

"Yup," the reply was excited, "And she only charged twenty dollars an hour, what a deal!"

"Yeah," Renji snickered, noticing the man obviously didn't realize how much the girl had ripped him off. He was too busy with his drawing "bunnies" and "hearts".

"I was thinking we could search all the divisions and see if any of them might perhaps have a muffin or two, it might lead to breakfast, and a few hundred calories of pure cream fat and berries," Kira gave the other man a thoughtful look, "I DREW A MAP OF WHERE WE WILL START."

Renji looked down again, noticing a dotted line covering the paper. At the end closest to him, there was a place marked "start" with two familiar looking stick figures, and on the other end, there was a "finish" with a large muffin drawn. There were different illustrations of all the different companies along the dotted line, signifying their route. Wow, he had to admit Kira had whipped this up in only a Few seconds, perhaps this had been planned…earlier? Still, the artwork made him chuckle inside.

"We will begin by visiting 11th division headquarters," Kira announced, suddenly digging into his pocket and pulling out a pair of red cell phones, "We will use these for communications purposes!"

Renji just stared at the item as Kira tossed it into his hands. What was he thinking? This had to be crazy, perhaps his companion was ion one too many medications, or maybe he had truly lost his marbles…

"However," Kira looked thoughtful again, "If one of us gets caught then our kidnappers will be able to read our messages."

Huh," Renji looked down at the phone, 'Why can't we just-"

"Too risky," Kira shook his head, "We will use only "text" communication from here on out."

Suddenly, something struck Renji.

"Do you mean to say we will not be together on this "mission" or whatever you call it?"
"HECK NO!" Kira seemed amazed by his friend's comment, "We will both be going to different divisions. I will take 11th division first, you will take 12th!"

That sure sounded like fun, getting pounded by Zaraki Kenpachi for sneaking around his headquarters. Renji knew that 11th division was no welcoming committee, but 12th company wasn't good news either. Both were just plain bad choices. However, Kira obviously had his mind made.

"Now we will need some sort of secret code so others can't understand our conversations should one of us lose our communication device," Kira pointed out.

Silence followed.

"I'VE GOT IT!" Kira flipped out his phone and began typing frantically. Renji's phone begin to beep a tune similar to that of the hit song "Barbie Girl." He answered it.

Inside he found a text message from Kira reading the following:

Hy Renji wot up? I lyke usin ths kind of spek on da fone!

Renji's eyes nearly exploded. Kira just grinned.

"It's net speak," Kira informed him, "It's like the hottest thing right now. It makes smart people look like idiots and idiots look like a normal member of the crowd!"

Renji;s eyes twitched.

"You'll learn to love it," Kira smiled and gave Renji a shove, sending him toppling from the closet, 'Now let's go! Kira out! FIND ME A MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Renji could do nothing but groan.