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Divine's Schedule-
First period: Computers- JK
Second Period: Writing- Qixter
Third Period- Math- Bronstahd
Fourth Period- Art- Axel
Lunch
Fifth Period- P.E.- Qixter
Sixth Period- Social Studies- Bronstahd
Seventh Period- Language- Bronstahd
Torture's Schedule-
First Period: Language- Bronstahd
Second Period: Writing-Qixter
Third Period: Social Studies: JK
Fourth Period: Art- Axel
Lunch
Fifth Period: P.E. - Qixter
Sixth Period: Computers- Axel
Seventh Period: Math- Bronstahd
*Waves*
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"Strike three, you're out!" Qixter announced. Dani sighed and went back to the dug-out, looking tired and flushed. Her friend comforted her at the loss as Torture's name was called up. She rolled her eyes a bit and got up slowly, walking at a slightly lower than average pace. She grabbed a bat and stood into position.
Immortal pouted slightly and gripped the ball in her hand. Torture nodded for the other to pitch. Divine couldn't help but notice the haze was back into Torture's eyes, though it looked like it was parting again. Immortal through the ball, Torture squinting as it got nearer to her.
A crack was heard and the ball flew over the field as others tried to catch it.
"Run girl!" Carrie cried. Torture nodded and began to move her feet.
'BAM'
Falling onto her rear end, Torture looked dumbly at the metal pole her face collided with. Divine noticed that the girl's eyes were back to looking like tart chocolate. As a few facepalmed and others laughing, Torture got up and sped off. She quickly side-stepped Roukkaku, making him eat dirt unfortunately, and got to second. Divine was a bit stunned why Torture had hit herself by walking into the metal pole, but she then remembered Torture walking into the locker.
There was something odd about that.
After a few more people at bat, Divine was called up herself. Torture had only made it to third base and they needed several more strike to win. Like it mattered Divine pondered as she took the bat and felt its weight. A reasonable amount as Divine signaled for Ashno to pitch. The ball came and with a low smack, it was sent aiming for people.
"Zohmygawd!" Morsus yelped, falling to his knees and clutching himself. Divine knew she should've swung further up but she didn't have time for that as people pressured her to go. So she did. As Qixter helped poor Morsus, Divine past first base. She could see Torture waiting right outside the dug-out. Passing second as Luizianne went for the ball, she continued running at her usual pace. Jogging.
Screw what the others said, she wasn't getting all sweaty. Finally, she paced third and made it home after Riri got hit in the head with the ball instead of catching it. Truly some people could not do baseball safely.
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"Yosh! Nice game, right? We got tied" Torture commented, following Divine as they both ended up going to the same part of the school.
"I guess. I think I owe Morsus an apology now though" Divine replied, a tired look in her eyes. She did not favor P.E. much, too much sun and her skin was sensitive.
"That was so cool; he was like 'HOLY CRAP!'!" Torture said, trying to mimic a face of surprise and pain. "And then he went down. That's my favorite part about the male species"
"What? Their... err... private?" the red eyed girl asked, a bit disturbed.
"No" the silver haired one said. "I'm talking about their weakness to the opposite sex! So fascinating to watch them drool and then act all tough stuff! You know what Divine-chan, I am SO gonna go off to a karaoke bar tonight and seducing them for the Hell of it!"
"That seems.... mean"
"Not really, guys are usually thick-headed. Once they find another eye-candy, they'll forget about me" Torture said, still smug. Divine wondered how the other could stand being in such a thick jacket, it was around 98 degrees.
"Uh-huh... well, before I go to class, mind telling me why you smacked into a pole?" Divine then asked. Torture seemed to think about this for a second as Divine waited outside the classroom door.
"I can tell you if you go with me" Torture answered after a bit. Not what Divine expected.
"Can't you tell me now, I'm almost late" Divine protested.
"Nope, I'll wait for an answer until the end up school. But, I hate waiting so I might just end up coming for you sooner" Torture said and hurried off to Axel's class. That woman could not be seen without an axe. Never.
A bit distressed, Divine wasn't sure whether to accept the offer or deny it. The fact Torture could end up walking into everything did seem odd, and Divine was strangely drawn by the smug aura that wafted around Torture proudly. Though the outer layer just seemed snarky, there was probably much more to Torture than Divine had thought. She could not concentrate at all through Bronstahd's classes, neither of them, and as the bell rang, her mind had charted down multiple theories and their ways of actions.
Maybe Torture was scaring herself but didn't want to show it. Maybe she was in an accident. Or maybe she just had a fetish for bandages. That still didn't explain enough and Divine was left with two questions she knew she didn't want to answer. Why was she thinking more about Torture after such a short period of time, and why did Torture have to be right up in her face that second.
"So, yes or no? Simple as that" Torture said her elbows on the desk Divine still sat at and her hands together as she rested her chin on the two appendages. Oh wait, the raven haired girl forgot to think about that. But everything seemed to lead to another question and Divine really wanted to get some answers. This was going to be a troublesome afternoon as she said yes. Torture nodded and took off, leaving the other to exit at a much slower pace. "I'll bring you there after school starts!" the silver haired girl yelled down the hallway.
Giving a small nod, Divine walked through the clean and sanitary hallways Torture had sped through probably.
As she reached the exit, she was almost scared what was going to happen. Was Torture going to drag her off? Was she going to drag her far away to a dark forest? Was Torture going to start groping her and-... wait... there was something worse than an odd woman raping you in a forest. Holy crap did Torture decide to bring along her friend!? Swallowing slightly, Divine pushed open the door and was about to punch the first human being she saw.
Instead, she saw Torture in front of her. Though she was out of arms reach, she could still be punched. Or kicked. Or slapped. Okay, she'll stick to just kicking and screaming at the top of her lungs.
"Yo!" Torture greeted, looking up at the sky. "Heh, it's a nice golden color. We need to go if we're gonna be there in time"
"Eh... okay" Divine answered and slowly followed Torture down the road a bit, stopping in front of a purple moped. Interesting.
Torture propped herself over it and motioned for Divine to sit behind her, handing the other girl a blue helmet as she had a green one on her head already. "Yosh, Divine-chan, hold onto my waist. I don't think anyone will be happy if you fell off and died on impact" she teased as the raven haired girl fastened the helmet on. Getting on, Divine nervously looped her arms around Torture's mid-section.
"All right, here we go~!" Torture said and started the motor. They quickly took off and Divine instinctively tightened her grip. Tearing down the deserted road, Torture carefully maneuvered the vehicle through several streets until they hit the more urban area of Gaia. It was near Zen Gardens Divine found as a mix of pink sakura petals began to merge with the green pines. Torture seemed to enjoy herself as she went over the speed limit without care.
"Could you slow down?" Divine asked, raising her voice up against the wind. Torture glanced back at her before sighing and decreasing the speed a bit. It was still pushing wind into Divine's face and she hid slightly behind the grey haired girl.
'Grapes?' 'Didn't know she uses this kind of shampoo' quickly realizing she had almost buried her head into Torture's ponytail, Divine almost lost her grip. Now she had a new reason to cover her face, the wind and her beat red blush.
"It's called 'Beautifully Black' since the grapes they used were black ones" Torture said, as if reading Divine's mind. "Whups, we're here!" Torture rounded a corner and parked into a space. Taking the helmet off, Divine shakily got to the ground and looked up at the place Torture had driven them to. Her eyes widened considerably.
"Did you bring me to a strip bar!?" Divine almost screeched, taking in the large red words. 'SENSATION' flashed neon into her eyes as Torture stuck her tongue out.
"What do you take me for, a pervert? No, this place is a karaoke bar, I told you" Torture said, teasing the other a bit as she dragged Divine inside. Looking around quickly, Divine just saw maroon tables and booths and white tables all around. A stage was at the back with a pole and of course she could see a bar with people already drinking over to the far right of the place.
"I brought you here to meet someone. Table for two!" Torture said, calling out the last part. A red head peeked out from the right side, her dark ocean eyes sharp and her skin tan a bit. Groaning, the girl walked over to them and was holding a clipboard. What she was wearing was a pink dress with white ribbons. White stockings, red shoes, and ivory headdress. The girl did not look so pleased to see Torture though as Torture did her.
"Why do you go out and buy prostitutes Torture?" Nami-chan whined slightly. Divine gave her a shocked, confused, and offended look as Torture chuckled.
"This is not a prostitute Nami-chan, this is a classmate. You know that school I transferred to? Yeah, I'm making friends already" Torture said proudly. The short head girl named Nami-chan rolled her eyes and escorted them to a booth at the left side in the shadows.
"Okay, but if you start lip-locking I ain't coming home for dinner for a week" Nami-chan warned. Torture rolled her own eyes this time and grabbed Nami-chan by the front of her dress, pulling her down roughly and connecting their two lips. Divine really did not want to watch as she closed her eyes.
"You know I only got eyes for you, babe" Torture reassured her. "But, two glasses of water anyways. When do we go on?"
"In twenty minutes. More people should be coming soon then" the other replied, checking the clock on the wall nearby before walking off.
"You're homosexual?" Divine asked, raising an eyebrow.
"You wear feathers?" Torture replied, mimicking the same face. As Divine scowled, Torture laughed a bit. "Yes, I am. Been going out with that chick for a while now, she's cute- but I've known for a long time I like girls"
"Uh-huh..." Divine said, trying to process what she's been hearing. Lying back, she sunk low in the seat and glared at the water Nami-chan gave her. She had to let Torture drag her here, she just had to. Damn curiosity, it did kill the cat. The raven haired girl was slightly praying satisfaction could bring it back. Soon.
Slowly, other people poured into the restaurant all with eager smiles and eyes. It must be what Nami-chan was referring to. But Torture's talking mouth yanked Divine out of her thought.
"Nami-chan seems like you" Torture commented, leaning an arm on the table. "Short hair, cute face, nice lips, and that delectable blush"
"Are you hitting on me?" Divine abruptly asked, getting a little disturbed. Okay, she was very disturbed and wondering why she hasn't left yet. Wondering very much.
"No honey, just commenting on your appearance" this almost seemed to bring a smile to Torture's face but a smirk was more like it still. "Haven't you ever had friendly affection from another person before? I don't know why everyone refers to it as 'hitting' on someone or going out with them. No offense but I favor Nami-chan any day over you, though by that look I guess you're relieved about it"
Divine stared a bit at how observant Torture was. Though proud, she didn't seem to brag about it at all and often was cheery about things. Suddenly it clicked inside Divine's mind why she wasn't leaving now, why she came in the first place, and why she didn't ditch Torture in the hall during the tour. The complete bitch had an irritating yet enticing nature, which drew people in yet made them wonder why they came in the first place.
Though, saying no to all those things would've been rude, and Divine was never one without her manners.
"Hey, if it isn't Torture" came a voice. Both girls looked over and saw a male with a slash over his face and spiky brown hair, golden eyes twinkling a bit with a broad, toothy smile. Divine recognized him quickly, it was Roukkaku. Ew.
"You're here just to see people strip, I know it" Torture said, sticking her tongue out. Divine remembered Roukkaku being with Torture first period, they probably met each other than.
"Uh, you caught me?" the other joked, scratching the back of his head. "No, I'm here 'cause they dragged me here" as Roukkaku pointed to another table, Divine ducked under hers while praying the cat could be revived now. Pray. Pray. Pray. DAMMIT she said pray.
The table had Chozo, Cleo, Sensual, Ashno, Lam, and Valheita there. It seems they found out about the place and were visiting.
"Don't tell them we're here, I want to surprise them" Torture said, gesturing for Roukkaku to leave. He nodded and walked back as Torture got under the table to see Divine in a fedal position and scowling over the events that were transpiring.
"What? So your friends are here, it's not like I'm gonna make you get up and get naked while dancing erotically around a pole" Torture said. Divine blushed as she was given a mental image of that happening. "Bad use of words?"
"Very" Divine snorted back.
"Well, you're practically invisible against the color black so you shouldn't worry" Torture said, having to pull Divine up. "See? I can't really see you at all besides the feather and eyes. Nami-chan and I will be performing soon, watch us please?"
"If anything goes beyond my comfort join, I'm back under the table" Divine answered.
"Nice logic you got there" Torture said and nodded as she walked over to a door and went through it. Sipping her water, Divine stayed quite as she watched her other friends laugh with each other. Mostly she'd ignore the endless babble unless it was someone asking for help on homework, but this time she quietly tried to listen. It was right near the center of the room, and their loud talks were good enough to hear.
"Fortune-chan just bought the Gogh Reed for the chameleon" Cleo said, smiling with her teeth sticking out.
"Really? For the chameleon ONLY?" Lam asked the ram in her lap and chomping her unnoticed meal.
"Yeah, she told me. Well, she was jumping everywhere until I calmed her down, but yesh, she bought the thing solely for the pink" Cleo said.
"That's Fortune-chan for ya, pinkaholic" Chozo said, smiling slightly.
"And then Gakre had a fit in class because we were dissecting Dionaesil and someone almost slit open one of his tentacles" they continued on, but were hushed quickly when the lights turns off and re-directed towards the stage. All that could be heard really was whisperings of 'the show's on!' and 'Ohmygawd this is gonna be hot'. Divine silently watched as the main focus seemed to be that pole.
Then music began to chime in and Divine was sure if her jaw could, it'd either fall off or drop to the floor at what her eyes were seeing. Torture was in a black lingerie set that awkwardly reminded her of the Alruna's Rose found at La Victorie' but the fabric was less revealing. It seems just styled after the succubus but looked just as kinky to the perverted males (and some females) that had come, purple and red satin ribbons tied over the neck, shoulders, wrists, elbows, knees, ankles, and a large black obi around her mid-section with a red kiss mark on it.
Looking over at the others, Divine could see some were happy, others were shocked, and Chozo just silently drank his tea.
"I...I'm here to testify
That you're the only one I belong to
I don't know where to start
It turns into an art" Torture sang with a microphone headset, smirking as Nami-chan could then be seen in a revealing version of the Inari's Beads somehow, a headband on her head with the ears. She didn't look as happy as Torture but was looking like she could enjoy herself.
"Not to show the world that it was you
The fact that you and I should meet
I know where gonna get " Nami-chan continued with the same gear as they sauntered past each other, swaying their hips.
"Now we're gonna get, get...
Bombastic Love
So fantastic'
Where I'm completely yours and you are mine" Turning their heads, both girls turned and got close to one another. Lacing their fingers together both sung together.
"And it's gonna be exactly like in a movie
When we fall in love for the first time" Divine watched, not interested in their bodies like some others were, but their voices. Both did seem into each other, and Divine fully understood now a bit more about the mystery that was Torture. She loved everybody, Nami-chan being the one she let in closer though as they locked lips during the music solo.
Lam had now began cheering happily, rooting them on with the other girls and Roukkaku. With slightly wider eyes, Divine took in the love the two held for each other. Though their love looked far from perfect, it was their natures somehow that fit together. Divine almost envied Torture's life in a way. She was shy, Torture was more than happy to give you her comment. The two were complete opposites almost, sun and moon.
Wasn't that the perfect relationship instead? Instead, Nami-chan was feisty, Torture was smug. The red head did not have patience, Torture liked playing mind games. The two seemed more like stubborn people instead, a magnificent bastard and the tyke bomb. Though Divine was sure she would never view Torture anymore that a friend, there was something that made it okay to be openly affectionate to Torture even though it was considered odd these days.
"Well, that was our show guys! Come back next week and I'm sure we'll be able to put on something just as sexy for you!" Torture announced- hanging off the pole as Nami-chan was doing the splits. Blinking, Divine realized she had begun thinking too hard, she forgot about everything around her. Remembering now, she took a sip of water, her face on fire a bit from the lust-filled air.
"Yosh! Okay, that was awesome, neh Divine-chan!" Torture said; the lights dimming quickly as she plopped down on the couch. "You can ask me questions now"
"Eh? O-oh!" the raven haired girl said, realizing why she agreed to come too.
"I'll start off for ya. I'll tell you why I ended up face-poling at the baseball field" the other said, getting up and drinking some of her own water. "I have shitty vision. It's pretty bad. I mean, sometimes my vision blinks in and out of focus so I have no idea what I'm seeing" her face was filled with amusement, even in the duller lighting. Divine peered at it questioningly, wondering why Torture's voice could be so easy on things.
"Uh-huh... Is there a reason you're so cushy with people?" Divine then asked, wanting to know for herself.
"Meh, the female gender I grew up with, a mother only. She treated me well since I was an only child so affection was a common thing I enjoyed to display, not many people do it anymore. So sad" and even as the words escaped her mouth, Torture's face was still passive with that smirk and stoned eyes. Looking deeply, Divine searched for any emotion other that amusement but came up with nothing.
"You're pretty hard to read, you know that?" Divine said, pouting slightly. Torture stared at her, Divine catching a glimpse of shock in the other's eyes. Maybe there WAS something more to Torture then she let off. Definitely seemed suspicious for a person to wear a grey sweater, look stoned most of the time, and be willing to make-out with you even though she doesn't care about you truly.
"What an odd question for a normal girl" ... normal? The ruby red eyes that was Divine's twitched a bit as she regained her own composure, less quickly but she became indifferent again. Well, as much as she could at the moment. "If you are wondering, I had a bad experience during the earthquake several years ago during the Gambino accident"
"What kind o-"
"Hide" Torture said, slipping under the table. Divine stared at the empty seat for a second before something grabbed her hips and yanked her down under the table. A hand pressed to her mouth, Divine was about to start kicked, but another hand grabbed her hands and pushed her down into that doggy-style position. One hand over her head holding her face to the carpet, and the other around her waist as weight was over her. Great, was she getting humped or something?
"You did say you didn't want your friends seeing you, right? Well the bathroom's this way and the lamb-chop's coming" Torture whispered, her mouth near Divine's ear as the girl looked up from under the long tablecloth. Lam's hooves were easy to spot on the floor as they walked past the table. But they stopped right in front of it and Divine almost kicked Torture in the face from shock.
"Umm... miss, miss, I think this table needs to be cleaned. No one's here" Lam said to a waitress passing by. Nodding, Nami-chan told Lam where to go from the dark corner and a bit of clanking could be heard from up above.
"Shit, she's swiping our drinks" Torture said, chuckling a bit and burying her face into the back of Divine's neck to muffle the giggling. This felt SO DAMN awkward.
"Yo, Torture, stop molesting the poor girl if she's not a prostitute and drink your drinks. Then go home, and try to stay decent" Nami-chan whispered, lifting a bit more of the tablecloth up to see them. Her eyes looked tired and disdain was spread over her features. They at least looking in love when they danced around that poll at least. Now, the red head just looked like she caught a couple of stowaways.
Torture smirked and gave her the thumbs up as Nami-chan let the tablecloth drop. After a few more minutes and Divine aching to correct her back, Lam finally came out, passed them, and headed back to the table. Sighing as Torture finally got off her, Divine slowly crawled up to sit back properly at the table. Cracking her back a bit stretching, Divine noticed Torture just drinking her beverage nonchalantly.
"Don't you ever get tired?" the red eyed girl asked, head tilting a bit.
"No, I'm pretty healthy. Plus, my mom always did activities with me so I'm usually always lively. It gets hard to fall asleep though" Torture replied, downing the rest of the glass and laying her head on the table.
"Oh... wait, 'did'? Something happened to your mother?"
"No, she's very healthy, don't worry Divine-chan" Torture assured. Divine looked warily as she found Torture looked... well, tired. Karma?
"Er, you seem out of it now, is something wrong?"
"No much, Nami-chan just spiked my drink with... "Torture put a finger to her tongue before replying, "three ounces of sake and three ounces of Viagra"
"What!?" Divine asked, whispering harshly as to not attract attention. Her skills of literally blending into the shadows came for a handy reason now. "Isn't Viagra a... a..."
"A drug to help people with faulty erections or unresponsive sexual organs. I am gonna get SO horny soon" Torture said, smiling from ear to ear as Divine knew the effects were beginning to work. Quick, two options, leave in the shadows, or stay and get raped/molested. Her options were fragile and she didn't have time to actually think as the words came out of Torture's mouth. "I can no longer drive at this point, walk me home? I shouldn't be able to walk either"
After no response, Torture calmly just sat up and leaned against the table. "Don't worry, I always have enough self-control to not touch you. If I do, you can throw me into the nearest speeding car, now let's go, you have people worried about you, right?"
"O-okay" Divine stuttered, getting up and following Torture slowly until they were right outside of the building. "Sure you won't try anything?"
"I. Am. Positive" Torture said, face to face with Divine at an alarming distance. It wasn't even one inch and the other could've felt Torture's breath on her mouth. Though it didn't smell of the alcohol Torture ingested, it didn't smell like anything either, and Divine was sure she was breathing on Torture as the said girl began swaying off.
This was going to be a long walk Divine predicted as Torture stumbled and landing face-flat on the asphalt of the ground. Especially since Divine saw the starts brighten up the night sky.
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Revised but not by much. Axel doesn't like the Internet so now I have to type the story. Fun... fun… In a bun…