Inconceivable! - Chapter 1

If you asked Danny Wheeler, life couldn't get any more perfect than this. Sitting on the couch in his cozy apartment, kissing the most beautiful, wonderful, amazing woman in the whole wide world, while on a 'stay-at-home' date, was about as close to perfection as it could get. However, Danny and Riley's date night smooching was soon interrupted by the sound of Riley's ringtone.

"Don't answer." Danny pleaded through a plethora of kisses.

"What if its important" Riley said, as her hands wormed their way out of his embrace, reaching for her cell on the coffee table. Catching her in the act, Danny took Riley's hands and threaded their fingers together.

"More important than date night, where we promised to turn off all distractions."

"I know, but what if it's your mom calling about something with Jamie?"

The mentioning of both his mother and son was enough for Danny to lose his mojo, and let Riley win. As she looked to see who was calling, she rolled her eyes when she saw the name on the caller ID.

"Who is it?" Danny asked.

"It's just Ben, calling for the millionth time tonight. Is he so desperate that he has to call us to entertain him?" Danny just shrugged his shoulders at Riley's rhetorical statement.

"That reminds me," she continued.

"I was just thinking of something that I can do to entertain you."

"Oh really? Well I'd pay to see that show." Danny flirted as their kissing resumed. When the phone rang again, both Danny and Riley groaned in aggravation as she gave in, and answered the phone.

"Ben, why are you calling? You know it's date night. Why are you calling on date night?"

She demanded over the phone, as Danny joined her in an eye roll.

"Oh is it date night? I completely forgot." Danny heard his brother lie over the phone.

"No you didn't." Danny hollered.

"Is that Danny? Tell him I think his phone is dead. I tried calling it a bunch of times but it went straight to voicemail." Danny took the phone from Riley's hand.

"It's not dead, its off. So annoying little brothers can't call and disturb date night."

"Which I will be doing from now on." Riley whispered to Danny.

"What do you want Ben?" Danny said in a stern tone.

"Oh nothing. I'm just sitting here making plans for your sons first birthday. I thought you'd be interested to have some input."

"Um, as I recall, you begged us to plan the party 'for your namesake', as you so eloquently put it." Riley retorted.

"Yeah well, be that as it may, I'm bored and I don't wanna plan the party alone. It's not as much fun as I thought it was gonna be." Ben whined.

"So get Tucker to help you, or call mom. I'm sure she'd love the job." Danny suggested.

"Fine." Ben said in a huff.

"Oh and Ben," Riley added.

"Yeah Riles,"

"It took a lot for me to let you plan my one and only sons first birthday, and if everything isn't perfect I will kill you and then ruin your reincarnations first birthday, okay?" Danny loved it when Riley threatened.

"Got it, the party will be perfect, I promise."
"No don't promise, just call Mom or Tucker or anybody that isn't me and Riley cause we're busy." Danny said as he hung up. He let out a sigh as he laid back on the couch with Riley next to him.

"Hey, I just want you to know how proud I am of you for being so cool about Ben planning the party, death threats aside." Danny said as he beamed at his wife.

"Yeah well, this is all part of the new Riley. Delegating, so that she can have some alone time with her wonderful, amazingly hot husband."

"Well then, let's not waste any time." Danny said as he swooped Riley up in his arms and carried her off to their bedroom, so the show could begin.

Soon enough it was the big day, Jamie's first birthday. Even though he probably wouldn't remember any of it, Danny and Riley had promised that it would be the best day ever, and that they would document every moment of it. Danny stood with the video camera outside of their bedroom door, waiting for the birthday boy's big entrance.

"Alright, Riles I'm all set out here." he yelled through the closed door.

"Okay, here we come." Riley yelled back as she opened the door to reveal Jamie, dressed in a little sailors outfit.

"Happy Birthday Jamie." they both exclaimed before Danny asked,

"Um Riley, what is he wearing?"

"Isn't it adorable, it's a birthday gift from your mom." Riley said as she smiled at the baby. Danny thought that the outfit was the worst thing he'd ever seen, the only thing that could be worse is the look that his mom would give him when she heard his reaction on the tape. He turned the camera to face himself,

"It sure is adorable, and I'm not just saying that cause I know you're gonna watch this one day mom. Love you." and with that he turned the attention back on his son.

"Hey Jamie buddy," Danny said as he got a close up of the baby.

"Do you even know what today is. Its your birthday. The day you came to mommy and daddy … by the stork."

"Danny, don't lie to him." Riley reprimanded, "One day he's gonna watch this and I don't want him thinking babies come from birds. That's just gross." Riley said as she fed Jamie his birthday breakfast. Once he finished Danny and Riley took him on a birthday adventure. Danny filmed as Jamie and Riley saw a giraffe at the central park zoo, and Riley filmed them, as Danny took Jamie on his first carousel ride. As the day wore on, Danny looked at the time on his phone and realized it was almost party time.

"Hey, we better head back if we don't want Jamie to be late for his own birthday party." Danny reminded Riley as they wheeled a napping Jamie back towards the apartment building. Jamie woke up just as they got off the elevator and made their way to the door, as Riley took a deep breath,

"You ready for this?" Danny asked.

"I'm not sure, you know what let me go get my digital camera and compose myself." Riley said as she made her way into their apartment. Jamie started fussing while Riley was away, so Daddy Danny stepped in.

"Aww, what's the matter? You know this party's probably gonna be a disaster too huh? Well uncle Ben worked very hard, I hope, to make this a great party. So lets man up and go see, okay." Danny fixed his sons sailor hat before putting him back in his stroller. Riley came back soon after, with the camera, and what seemed to be a better mood. As they opened the door, Danny was shocked to say the least, at what awaited them inside.