Kenta: YAYS! NEW CHAPTER!!
Itachi and Kisame: yaaay....
Kenta: come on guys, put your backs into it!
Itachi and Kisame: yaaaaaaaaay......
Kenta: (pulls up a shotgun) you guy's wouldn't want me to resort to human resources would you?
Itachi: Gasp! 8O
Kisame: Of c-course not!
Kisame and Itachi: HOORAY! WHOOPIE!! YAYS!! ALL RIGHT!
Kisame: All right! Way to go! Go Kenta!
Itachi: YEAH! YOU GO GIRL!
All: ........
Kenta:.....did you just call me a girl....?
Itachi: ummm....
Kenta: (big-headed jutsu) DID YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Itachi: AAAHHHH!!! I BLAME THE FISH BOXERS!! (runs off)
Kenta: OH NO YOU DON'T! GET BACK HERE ITACHI!! (chases after Itachi)
Kisame: Not again....(slaps forehead)
"ITACHI-KUN!! ITACHI-KUN!!! IIIIITAAAACHIIIIII-KUUUUUN!!!!" A creepy fish cried out crying. (try saying that 5 times fast)
The cross-dresser known as Itachi Uchiha turned his head slightly, having been stopped once again from reading his beloved orange book. Nobody knows that he read smut because its always behind a boring book that he only seems to be reading.
"What is it now Kisame..." Itachi said, stoic as always.
"It's terrible! The pantry's light bulb went out; and I can't go near it or I'll be deep fried! You know how paranoid I get around electricity or fire!" Fishy said as he frantically waved his arms around in a flurry.
Itachi sighed. Oh how he hated it when the light bulbs went out. The Uchiha, while expert fighters, hated having to fix light bulbs. Very few knew about this because the Uchiha were EXTREMELY secretive about such a thing. It just wouldn't do if someone were to find out that the Uchiha were terrible house people. So they kept it hidden. However, there were a few exceptions to those who knew how to deal with light bulbs. Itachi being one of them. And so, with another sigh of annoyance, Itachi got up and started walking towards the place where Akatsuki kept the light bulbs.
As Itachi walked up to the cabinet, he opened it up, and stood there with the cabinet doors open. His arms flopped to his side, and his head slowly bent towards the ground.
".........I'm going to hurt someone today...." Itachi sighed out as he closed the doors to the empty light bulb cabinet.
"Kisame! Front and center!"
*Vwooosh!*
"First Fish Lieutenant Kisame Hoshigaki reporting for duty captain Itachi!" Kisame said, suddenly dressed in a green camouflage shirt, a pair of camo pants, a small S.M.G. strapped to his back and a camo helmet on is head.
Itachi paced back and forth in front of Kisame for a few moments until finally he stopped. "Kisame..."
*Gulp!* "Y-y-y-yes c-captain Itachi?"
"What have I told you about light bulbs...and for that matter, checking our supplies?"
"Umm...uh....I-I know this one...umm....."
Itachi suddenly turned to him with an evil twinkle in his eye.
"WELL!?!?!?!"
"AAAAHHHHH!!!!!! FISH AND CHIPS!!" Kisame blurted out.
"Exactly! We need more fish and chips! Not only that, but we need light bulbs!"
Kisame breathed a sigh of relief. "And while I distinctly remember telling you to check our supplies, someone must have taken the rest of our food!"
Kisame started sweating profusely at this as he twiddled his fingers....fins, together.
"Now, while I'm sure you're more than capable of going out to get more supplies from that damn convenience store across the street, I will go out into battle to get our supplies back! Because until Pein-san returns, I am in charge!" Itachi said as he went into a heroic pose.
"NO! CAPTAIN ITACHI! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ALL ALONE! YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE OUT THERE....IT'S WAR!!" Kisame said as he started crying.
"No! I must....it is for the best." Itachi said as he dramatically left the hideout.
"ITACHI-KUUUUUUUUN!!!!" Kisame wailed out as he broke down into tears.
As Itachi left the hideout, he suddenly turned towards your computer screen and said, "What? You expect us to not do something like that? After sitting around doing nothing for so many years we gotta find SOME way to entertain ourselves..."
Itachi entered the small shop. Carefully, he snuck up to the counter where a normal cashier was sitting on a small chair that he pulled up, reading a magazine while chewing bubble gum. Itachi snuck past the register, smirking as he noticed the cashier hadn't seen him yet. Itachi slowly moved to the snacks area of the shop. After appearing next to the Keebler® crackers, he picked up two boxes, and snuck over to the fish area of the shop. There was everything fish related there. From fishing poles, to bait, to fish that were already caught.
Itachi snuck over to two salmon, plucked them from their cold freezer-like confinements, and disappeared towards the light bulb section. As he pciked up 4 packages of light bulbs, he stepped on something wet.....and slippery. For being a genius, it's kinda stupid for him to not notice a 'wet floor' sign that was not 2 feet away from him...
*SLAM!* *CRASH!* *PLOP!* *THUD!*
...Silence...
After a moment of laying on the ground, Itachi suddenly did the unthinkable...He jumped up from his spot, quickly bolted towards the door and threw the money needed for the supplies at the register. The cashier, who already knew Itachi was in the building thanks to the camera's that were everywhere, pulled out an iron net and shot it in front of the money just in time for him to catch it.
Itachi gasped for breath as he started to catch his breath behind a rock across the street from the store,supplies in hand. Itachi smiled proudly to himself, as he thought, 'Mission accomplished...'
When Itachi returned to the hideout, he was tackled by a happy fish that was crying, "ITACHI! YOU'RE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!" and other non-sense.
Itachi sighed, "Of course I'm alive, I'm not the captain for nothing." He said as his ego started to take over.
"That's great Itachi-kun! But...Where are the light bulbs??"
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"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kenta: Poor Itachi...guess there is no Uchiha who can escape the wrath of the lightbulbs....WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Itachi: Next up...(whine) is Tobi...(sniffle) WAAAHHHH!!! (cries a flood of tears)
Kenta: Watch out! there's a storm'a brewin! Get to higher ground!
(runs up a hill)
Kenta: Few...just made it, that shark nearly got me...
Kisame jumps out of the ocean of tears.
Kisame: It's salt water, YAY!