Dib's writing
"talking"
Zim's thoughts
'music lyrics'
Zim got up and wandered out of the bedroom curious as to why he was alone.
"Dib? Where'd you goooooo?" the Irken called out.
Exploring the bathroom and living room he found nothing.
"You hereeee?"
Walking into the kitchen Zim found a note on the fridge.
Zim,
I left and went to the store for food. That means that you shouldn't touch anything or kill anyone while I'm gone. I will be back so don't get over worked. I should be back around 2 pm. And I brought my Ipod so you couldn't break it if you want music go get your own.
Love Dib.
This is strangeee Dib-Worm has left me to find nourshiment. I am aloneee. Without the hooman moosiccc to burn my ears out with…soo aloneeee.
Looking at the clock Zim saw he had enough time to go and get back before Dib did.
"12 am…Zimmmm shall go get an Ipod of his ownnn and it will be better than Dib-Hoomanns!" the small male said while pointing a finger high in the air.
Walking into the local Best Buy Zim looks around.
"Youuuu!" Zim chased after someone. "Where do you have the Ipods for the moooosic?"
A small child went wide eyed and started to cry. Others looking around were glaring at Zim.
What'd I dooo?
Running to another corner of the store Zim found someone who seemed to be working there.
"Heyyy do you know where the moosic playing Ipods areee?" Zim said while running up to a teen in a uniform blue shirt.
"Mmmm…" the young guy looked around. "Yea"
"Where?" the small alien said looking ticked off.
"Follow me" the guy said while walking fairly quickly to a different section of the store.
"Thank you for your services hooman-work puppet."
Zim browsed a few then picked out one. Excitedly he ran up to the register and waited in line while complaining that the lines were long.
"WHYYY is it so muchhh? It's a small piece of metal that's allll!" Zim yelled at the poor girl working at the register.
"Listen. I can't help how much it is. So just pay or leave." She said while glaring at her nails.
Emitting a growl from his throat Zim took out some money and paid for the Ipod, with the cashier looking wide eyed.
Walking back into the house Zim first noticed that Dib still wasn't back.
"Zims still home…aloneee. He should be homeee it's 1o'clock" He complained as he walked to the computer room.
Zim sat down and started taking everything out of the box. Looking around and finally tilting the box upside-down Zim couldn't find the directions.
"What kind of mutiny is thissss?" He screamed. "Fine, I'll just look it up."
"Hmmm..download iTunes. Then install it. EASYYY!" Zim said while finding everything.
A few minutes later filled with screams and throwing boxes Zim stood up and pointed at the computer screen.
"Youuuu won't win! I will get this file to down-oh." he said while pressing the download button.
Zim finished hooking up his Ipod and tried to download music.
"You have to buy it!"
A couple hours later Zim sat eagerly on the couch waiting Dibs arrival. Once Dib walked in Zim popped off the couch and flashed Dib his new Ipod. Waving his ipod around Zim walked into of Dib and dragged him off the kitchen.
"Dibbbbb I got a new Ipod for the hooman moosic." He said excitedly.
"That's nice Zim help with the food."
"But but but moosic first then the fooooddd." Zim whined. "You left me all aloneee today"
Zim stared at Dib hoping the hooman would give in and listen to the music before he had to help.
"Fine whatever Zim." Dib said and put the bags he was carrying on the kitchen floor.
"Yesss!" said the Irken.
Pulling out his new Ipod Zim stared at Dib.
"I gotsss good moosicccc." Zim said while finding the first song.
Suddenly music starts blasting from the small piece of metal.
'The city is at war the city is at waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
the city is at whoa-oh whoa-oh uh oh
Bang bang shoot em up shoot em up
Shoot em up yeah!'
"Wow Zim…really? Shooting…that's kinda violent."
Zim nodded excitedly "So is killing an entire raceee."
'Be in the grip of death Jesus!
Mercy killing last moment
Be in the grip of death Jesus
Mercy killing last moment'
"Zim the rest of that song isn't even in English!"
"So?"
"So you can't even understand it"
"You can't but I can because I am Irken and Irkens know allllll!" the Invader said while pointing a finger at Dib.
"Just continue Zim."
Zim put the next song on
'let's watch it burn
let's watch it burn
Let's watch this city burn the world
Let's watch this city burn
From the skyline on top of the world
Till there's nothing left of her
Let's watch this city burn the world.'
"That's kinda bad there Zim…burning a city and using it to burn the world."
"SHH, it's not doneeee."
'So now I pray to my nation
Destroyed under god'
"Destroyed under god…that's a new one Zim."
"Yesss now shush n listennn."
'The city looks so pretty do you wanna burn it with me'
"So he's talk-"
"SHH"
'Well use the trees as torches'
"Zim…"
'We'll flood the streets with corpses'
"OK Zim enoughhh" Dib said as he stood up. "The songs are um…nice"
"Yesss yes they are Dib-Hooman"
"So now will you help with food?"
"I guess but my songs are better than yours"
Zim followed Zim out to the car and grabbed some bags of groceries.
"How do you figure that Zim?"
"Cause' mines aren't all narsty like yours are."
"yea but Zim yours are more about killing everything and everyone and that's kinda bad too. It's just bad in a different sense."
"Yes buttt that's Zim's life is killing all of the hoomanns."
"Even me Zim?"
Zim looked up at Dib "Nuuu not you, you get to come in my ship up into space and float away with me forevarrrr"
"Aw that's adorable Zim"
"Yea don't get used to it cause I'm gonna go make some more plans to obliterate your pitiful hooman race. Maybe I'll light the trees on fire and leave corpses all in the streeetss. And maybe later I'll get some more moosic."
Dib sighed and Zim turned around to look at him.
"Have fun with that Zim"
"I willll" Zim said while hugging Dib.
"I'm glad" Dib said while leaning down to kiss Zim's forehead.
"Dib"
"Yea Zim?"
Zim stood on his toes and kissed Dib. "I win" he said while running from Dib who stood there for a moment.
"No you don't!" he said while chasing after his Irken.
Songs used
The city is at war by Cobra Starship
Last moment by Yousei Teikoku
City by Hollywood Undead
I am ashamed at the amount of time it took for me to get this up. But I've been working and doing summer reading projects which I still haven't finished yet and they are due soon. so any reviews are welcomed.