Back again with more Sparrington chats! Thank you so much to everyone who reviewed, I was so excited everyone enjoyed it so much! Congrats go out to Anonimoose for correctly guessing the phrase from last chapter came from the hilarious Mystery Science Theater 3000. Just as the title of this chapter suggests, there are some very vauge spoilers for the end of DMC, but nothing for AWE. And you can assume that the time period is the same as the last chapter. Oh and to anyone reading this who also reads JttF, I promise more is on the way! I haven't forgotten it! Well that's all I have for now, enjoy!

"I thought you'd like to know that we've altered course a few degrees east, and Gibbs and I thought the ship could take a few more sheets so-oh Lord Sparrow, are you still reading that God awful stuff?"

"What, the slash? No, they all started sounding the same after the first hundred or so."

"Well then what are you looking-wait a moment, the first hundred? Just how many of those things are there?!"

"Well, would you prefer I round up to the nearest hundred, or thousand?"

"Actually, I think I'd prefer it if you bludgeoned me with the nearest blunt object you can find."

"That will have to wait a moment. I have something to show you."

"Absolutely not! I'm not looking at anything else on that infernal contraption of yours! I've learned my lesson from last time."

"Fine, I'll learn about our destinies on me own."

"Destinies?"(sigh) "Very well Sparrow, you've won again. What are you talking about."

"One word mate. Spoilers."

"Spoilers?"

"Exactly. There are whole websites of them. Rumors from people all about what's going to happen in our futures."

"Well how in Heaven's name do they find that out?"

"Connections."

"Connections?"

"Really James, must I explain everything?"

"I'm afraid you'll have to."

"Well er, I can't really, but that doesn't make this any less of an incredible discovery. Let's just write it off as magic shall we? Now, time to find out how I manage to defy my miserable foes and, against all odds, sail gloriously off into the sunset."

"Well, if you actually manage to find out, do be sure not to inform me, as your little reminder about the slash has already left me nauseous enough for one day."

"Oh James, don't think for a moment that I would ever deprive you of the wonders of my daring escapades!"

"Jack, did it ever occur to you that just one of these times, that inexplicable luck of yours might eventually run out and by some inconceivable miracle you may not end up on top for once?"

"Don't be ridiculous James! I'm Cap-"

"Yes, yes we all know who you are, savvy " If you need me I'll be on deck captaining your vessel, while you're down here wasting your time on this inane dribble."

)()(A wee bit later)()(

"Well Sparrow, I was certain that little comment about captaining your ship would have coaxed you on deck, but it appears as if physical force is necessary, so I've recruited Gibbs to help- Sparrow, are you feeling well? You look rather pale, which is really something for you."

"D-dirt... big wheel...damn bloody we...wench."

"Dear God Sparrow, what's happened to you?"

"Norrington sir, what's wrong with the Captain?"

"No clue Gibbs, but I'm sure it has something to do with that damned machine of his. Sparrow! Look here Sparrow, what's gotten into you?"

"YOU STOLE MY HEART!!!"

"Good Heavens, those infernal slash stories have begun to affect his already barley-existent sanity! Gibbs, fetch me a barrel of cold water quickly!"

"Aye."

"Sparrow I need you to calm down!"

"Kissing and...and irons..."

"God, it's worse then I thoug-."

"...BLOODY GREAT OCTOPUS!!"

"Wait, what?!"

(thud)

"Sir, I've got the water. What's happened to the Captain!?"

"I'm afraid he's fainted. He was completely delusional. Screamed a bunch of nonsense and then passed right out. It must have been something he read."

"W-what was it, sir?"

"Hold on a moment and let me look...I don't believe it."

"What does it say?"

"I don't believe it. I...I win?"

"Huh?"

"I win.I win! I WIN!!!! IwinIwinIwinIwinIwinIwinIwinIwinIwinIwinwinIwinIwinIwinIwinI-"

(thud)

(sigh) "Guess I'll be needing another bucket then.
Aw, sorry Jack! Oh, and just so you all know, I firmly believe Norrington will somehow redeem himself in AWE for his actions at the end of DMC, so I thought he deserved to have a wee bit of fun. Too bad it got him so excited he passed out and won't get to gloat. Please review to let me know if you enjoyed it and have any ideas for future conversations!