Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The King and Queen of Egypt
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: The Road to Wrestlemania is full of surprises but will DX make it back from Egypt in time for the biggest pay-per-view of the year? Find out what happens to the DX family next!
Chapter Two – The Mummy and the Dummy
Tampa Bay Airport, Florida, 7pm EST
Randy Orton looked over at Amy whose arms were outstretched in front of her; she was pretending Shawn was standing in front of her and that she was strangling him.
"You know we should be in Cairo right now," Randy said looking at his watch.
"I can't go anywhere like this, if I go to Egypt feeling the way I do about Shawn I'll cause ash cloud to rise up and the pilot won't be able to land," Amy replied and Randy sighed.
"Look I'm sure Shawn had his reasons for not telling you he was taking Remi to Cairo, do you want to hear the good news? Melina got five women out of imprisonment," Randy said.
"That's great," Amy said smiling.
"Yeah it is, Johnny was so psyched when I told him," Randy said.
"Now that's what a married couple should be, Melina and Johnny are the best. Even after everything they've been through in their marriage they still go nuts for each other. I just wanna kick Shawn square in the nuts," Amy said and Randy sighed again.
"You've got to calm down okay? We have got to get on that plane and get to Egypt or else Trish is going to be really mad at me for being here with you, alone," Randy said and Amy looked over at her Rated R partner.
"We're not alone we're standing outside Edge's house," Amy replied.
"So you can convince him to come to Cairo, yeah Amy that's a really good idea. If you really wanna make things go from bad to worse, show up in Cairo with me and Edge, yeah Shawn is really gonna love that," Randy said sarcastically and Amy rang Edge's door bell one more time. Again there was no answer.
"I have to get through to him Randy, there's no way I can go to Cairo without settling this business between Edge and my family," Amy said. "I don't care how long it takes; I'll stay out here all night if I have to,"
"What?! Amy did you not hear what I just said? I have to get you to Cairo or else Trish is going to kill me," Randy said.
"Well then use that big mouth of yours and call Edge out so we can go," Amy said to Randy.
"LET'S GO EDGE WE GOT A PLANE TO CATCH, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE GOD TOLD ME SO!" Randy belted out and a few seconds later, the top window on the third level of Edge's house opened up and the curly blond hair of the Rated R Superstar popped out.
"What do you two want?" he said unhappily.
"I don't want anything it's her," Randy said pointing to Amy. "She wants to talk to you; can you come out here and talk to her please?" Randy's cell phone rang, it was Trish asking where he and Amy were, "She already knows where I am why is she texting me? She's the Truth: Trish Orton for crying out loud," Randy said and he put his phone on silent while Edge stared down at the girl with the Big Red hair who had broken his heart.
"I don't want this to end in a bloodbath Adam, please come with me and Randy to Egypt and let's make things right between us before it's too late; you're running out of time. I'm never going to have another chance to save your life, please don't turn me down. Bring Angie and Angelica too but we have to go right now," Amy said and Edge shrugged.
"What do I have to gain by coming with you to Egypt? I have everything I want right here. I love Angelina and Angelica and I've got nothing left to say to you Amy. You've made your choice now live with it," Edge said and he slammed the window down and turned back inside causing Amy's Righteous Indignation to go off and Randy replied to Trish's text and told her he couldn't get Amy to leave Tampa without Edge.
"You want me to what?" Randy said reading Trish's reply and he saw all the exclamation points after her message and knew that he couldn't argue with her on this.
"What the Hell?" Edge said as Randy Orton broke his front door down, grabbed his wife and daughter and muscled them into Amy's red mustang and drove off with Big Red to the airport. Edge grabbed some clothes for himself and his family, jumped into his 4x4 and followed them, "You're asking for trouble now and believe me you're all going to get your money's worth," he said referring to Randy, Amy and the rest of the people about to graced with the intimidating presence of the Alannah Pirelli's godfather and newest member of the Pope's Illuminati.
Presidential Palace, Cairo, Egypt, 12am EET
While the WWE and TNA roster piled into the presidential palace, the children ran around the enormous rooms like extras in a musical. The A Twins played hide and seek in the bedrooms, when Angela found Angelo it was in the room Hunter and Shawn were in putting together a DX prank with the five women that Melina had rescued. The five women now unveiled were hanging on DX's every word while the president was waiting for Amy to arrive so that he could talk to her about why Rebecca Michelle was wanted by the kidnappers. Remi was not happy Amy still hadn't arrived and there was nothing RJ Orton could do to cheer her up, simply because RJ had kept her in the dark about this Egypt situation. Still that didn't stop Romeo P. Hennigan from giving Remi his shoulder to cry on and seeing Romeo grow in popularity with the girl he loved made RJ want his father just as much as Remi wanted her mother.
There was another mother and father who were also in demand only for completely different reasons. Hunter was in the final stages of pulling a prank on Melina and Johnny had no idea what DX were planning which of course made him an unsuspecting victim.
Melina and Johnny were in the bathroom, Johnny helped his wife come back to her normal radiant self with his love while she looked around at the amazing array of clothes the president had sent up for her to choose from.
"These clothes are amazing," Melina said. "I've never seen so much variety laid out in front of me before,"
"You'll look amazing no matter what you wear," Johnny said kissing his wife's neck.
"I'm gonna go with this one," Melina said picking out a chocolate brown sleeveless dress made out of chiffon and a pair of gold shoes. Johnny helped her choose the accessories which consisted of a gold watch, gold earrings and a big gold ring.
"Wow you look like a queen," Johnny said looking his wife up and down and Melina did the same to him.
"If I'm gonna be a queen you have got to be my king," Melina said and she heard a knock at the door. It was one of the presidential servants and he wanted her and Johnny to come with him to the room opposite the one they were in.
"Wow look at all these clothes!" Johnny said amazed, the bed in the room was covered with men's clothing of a variety of different styles and colors. The servant told Melina that Johnny could choose from anything that was laid out and Johnny drove in and found a white suit and brown shirt combo and after he showered and shaved he pulled it on and asked Melina how he looked.
"You look like a king, my king. Come here and give me a royal kiss babe," Melina replied and they kissed it up not knowing that their beautiful clothes were about to be DX'd.