Chapter two: completely normal kittens.
Guess what time it is kids!? Its Shark Week! The special time of year that we all pay homage to the amazing oceanic predators! That's why I am dedicating this chapter to all you sharks out there reading! This is the second chapter that ties together the first chapter. This is also the chapter that also screws the Akatsuki. MUAHAHAHA! I also got an editor! Everyone give the warmest welcome that we can't hear to. . . MickDunD! He will leave comments on certain things that he finds humorous, so you could probably just ignore them. Or you could read them. Nah, just ignore them.
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Myka's POV
As we walked home, we got into a heated discussion about the Akatsuki squads.
"Itachi and Kisame rule!" I told Jess, who was being stubborn as usual.
"Are you serious?!"She said, "the zombie combo would have them halfway to hell before you could say, 'Sharingan'!"
"Oh really? How come?!" Lynsey asked.
"Well, for one, Hidan is immortal, and Kakuzu has five hearts, which means you have to kill him five times!"
"That's so not true!" I snorted, "All Itachi has do is cast them in a Tsukiyomi and Kakuzu is punching out his own hearts, and Hidan is twitching on the floor!"
"Yeah, and Kisame has samehada, so he could take away their chakra while Itachi screws with their heads!" Lynsey put in.
"Sharingan." I said, and slapped a high five with Lynsey. We got kinda bitchy when we talked about the squads.
Jess snorted and mumbled, "So what are we doing when we get home?"
Jess and Lynsey live across the hall from me, so we're like neighbors. Actually, more like constant house guests since they have keys. Most of the time, they just walk in, sit down, and we start talking. It's nice to be so close to friends, but not so nice when Jess steals our groceries.
"Maybe we could have a dance competition?" I suggested.
"And then watch Naruto!" Lynsey said.
Sounded good to me. We walked along the sidewalk, fangirl-yammering about whatnot, when I let out a small squeak mid-sentence.
Now, there are a few things that I am crazy passionate about, and that's anime, my friends, and cats. And I just saw the most adorable thing ever: a kitten. A little black kitty cat, just sitting there, looking lonely.
I just love black kitties! Ever since I first saw one, I always squeal whenever I see one. But this one was so cute, so innocent looking, I almost fainted.
"Hello?" Lynsey said, as she waived a hand in front of my face.
"Hey! Will you stop zoning out any tell us what you're looking at?!" Jess said, flicking the back of my head.
"Kitten." Was all I could say. My brain had shorted out. SO. CUTE! LIKE, BRAIN OVERLOAD CUTENESS!
"KITTY!" Lynsey said, and ran forward. The little black cat looked in our direction, and then scampered away. We gave chase, and I overtook it. I sprinted as fast as I could, and finally caught it. I scooped up the kitten, and cradled it in my arms.
"Aww, what a cutie!" Lynsey said as she caught up. Jess walked up, and scratched him on the ears, as I glomped the little black cat. (Glomped means to lovingly attack hug someone, for those who don't speak anime. A glomp is often predatory and lies somewhere in the grey area between a caring embrace, and a flying leap to tackle someone.)
It squirmed, and struggled, as I hugged it. It looked up at me as if I was some sort of annoyance that would go away if it didn't think about it.
"Hey guys!" Jess whisper-yelled. I looked over to her, and saw a small, silver/white kitten walking up to her, with a forced innocent look. It looked like it was up to no good.
Jess bent down, and said, "So CUTE!"
At that, the cat jumped onto her face, and dug its claws into her. Jess began stumbling around, yelling curses, as the cat attempted to maul her.
"Aww, Jess is playing with the kitty!" Lynsey said, obliviously.
I looked back to her, to ask what the heck, but then I saw another kitten, climbing a tree. It was a wired shade of…blue? What kind of cat it blue? It looked to be about the size of a regular sized cat, but it was actually a kitten judging from the fur.
It appeared to be a friend of the black one, because it jumped off the tree and tried to attack me.
Luckily, Lynsey snatched it out of the air, and hugged it. "I want a kitty too!" She said, as she squeezed it.
"Want mine?" Jess asked, annoyed, holding the silver kitten. It appeared none too happy to be held, and was complaining.
"Aww come on, Jess! He's cute." Lynsey said.
"Yeah, I guess so." Jess said, and hugged the kitten, "MYKA, STOP KILLING THE CAT!"
I looked down and saw the little black kitty being suffocated by my chest. It's little kitty eyes bugged out, and began frantically squirming. I held it lower, and it breathed again.
It was so warm, and so small, it was adorable. I began to squeeze it again.
Suddenly, it freed itself of my death grip, and scampered away.
"Hey!" I said, and chased. The kitten was fast, but seemed very disoriented to running on all fours, like it had just started. God, if I lost this homeless little black kitty, I'd never forgive myself! I ran down a fenced lane, splashing in puddles, until I rounded the bend, and came to a complete stop.
Huddled together for warmth, were about seven little kittens, all different shapes and sizes. There was one that was orange, with little black dots on its face. Another was a cloudy light blue, with one white patch on the ear. One was black, with an orange face. Another was light yellow, and really poofy. There was my little black kitten, and one that was half white, and half black. The last was brown, with little black lines covering it, like stitches.
I had the distinct feeling that I had seen them before somewhere. I just couldn't put my finger on it. Meh.
Jess and Lynsey rounded the corner, and stopped next to me. Their kittens jumped out of their arms, and ran over to the group. When we approached, three of them broke off from the group, and hissed kitty-warnings.
"What do we do?" Lynsey asked.
"We take them home." I blurted out.
"What!?" Jess exclaimed.
"What? "I covered, "they're so cold, and they're probably homeless! We should take care of them!"
"Yeah! Mykas right!" Lynsey said, her mind made up.
Jess thought for a second, but she took one look at the kittens, and folded, "Okay, lets take them home."
"Yay!" Lynsey said.
I unslung my backpack, and opened it up. I reached down, and picked up the black one and put him in the bag. The blue one jumped at me again, but Lynsey snatched him. The silver one protested greatly for Jess stuffing him in her bag, but mewled when she scratched his ears. We found a cardboard box, and put the rest in it. We grabbed it, and awkwardly stumbled along the sidewalk.
With a bit of difficulty and many meows of protest, we finally carried it up to the apartment. We walked in, and looked around. Missy didn't appear to be around. Perfect.
We waddled into the living room, and we dropped the box on the floor.
The first thing I did was open up my bag. I tilted it so my papers and pencils flooded out until finally my little black kitten tumbled out.
It tried to scamper away, but I glomped him. It was so fluffy and cute; I swear that I was fangirling. I cradled it in my arms, and kissed it on top of its head. Its tail flicked angrily, and it's ears flattened to the back of its head.
It looked like Lynsey and Jess were having fun with the kitties too. The blue one looked as if it were really embarrassed about what was happening. The silver one looked like it was about to tear out Jess's throat.
I tickled the kittens belly, making it relax. It looked up into my eyes, and mewled. I nuzzled its soft fur, and swooned.
"Hey Myka!" Missy's familiar voice said, "Back from school?"
She walked in, and said, "What the?"
"Missy, I can explain, just let me say…" I began but she reached down and took the black kitten from me.
"He is so ADORABLE!" She gushed, and hugged it.
Now I know that the kitten couldn't breathe NOW, because Missy has really big boobs.
"You guys got kittens?" She asked, excited, "that's great!"
"Um, yeah!" I said, "We did! They're really cute, right?" I said, trying to take the kitten back.
Missy bounced him lightly, his head coming up for air, before she squeezed him again. "So what's in the box? More kittens?" She asked.
Before we could stop her, she opened up the top, and gasped.
"How many kittens did you get?" She asked.
"Um, eight?" I said.
"Nine." Jess corrected. Thanks, Jess.
Missy looked at me sternly, and I said, "What? They were homeless, and cold! What did you expect me to do?"
She sighed, "I guess you had no choice. Okay, we can keep them."
"Yes!" I said, fist pumping.
"So what's this little guys name?" Missy asked me, nuzzling the kittens head.
"Um, we don't have names yet." I said, "lets give them some!"
I looked at the black kitten, and thought hard, "we'll this one is black, so he can be shadow."
Missy giggled, holding the kitten loosely, "okay, shadow."
Jess lifted up the silver one, and said, "this little guy can be snowball."
Snowball responded by flinging kitten curses at Jess. Shadow recoiled at the mewling, but I don't thing it effected Jess that much.
"And he can be guppy!" Lynsey said, holding the blue cat. The kitten's ears perked up, and then it clenched its eyes shut, as the other kittens sniggered. (Ya think Hidan would stop cursing to laugh?)
"This guy can be leopard, because of his pattern!" Jess said, holding the orange kitten.
"She can be cloud!" Lynsey said holding up the other blue kitten. (Thats the best way to piss off Konan.)
"Jigsaw!" Missy said, indicating the brown cat.
"Blondie!" I said, pointing to the yellow one. (Deidara is thinking if all the ways to blow her up right now.)
"Tangerine?" Jess pointed to the one with the orange face. (Tobi is a fruity boy!)
"And Klondike!" Missy said for the black and white one. (Hahahahahahaha!)
The cats all looked like they were going to have seizures. Snowball still hadn't stopped meowing, and guppy was currently trying to tear Lynsey's face off.
Shadow was frantically trying to pull himself away from Missy. She took no notice, and continued to hold him.
"So what should we do now?" She asked.
"Maybe we could stop suffocating shadow?" I said.
"Oops!" She said, and gave him to me. I cradled the poor creature, and felt him gasp for air. He didn't even have enough energy to struggle.
"We could have a dance battle!" Lynsey suggested. (Yeah, that's a good idea. Sexy dance moves+pervert cats=nosebleeds!)
"Sure!" We said, and turned on the music.
Yeesh, long chapter. I have too much time on my hands. Anyway, I want muchos reviews and comments. Please? If not for me, for shark week?
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