I'm so sorry I didn't get this up sooner! Right after I finished AToTI, I had to do a bunch of projects for school. But it's here now! So glad you guys like it so far. Well, I had to divide this into two parts, only because it was really long (66 KB on Microsoft, font 14). And someone who reviewed (I forgot who, sorry!) suggested that I divide it. Enjoy the insanity.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.
Organization XIII in Walt Disney World!
Chapter 2
Magic Kingdom Part 1
"This is so cool!" Demyx yelled, stepping off the monorail.
The day before, they had spent the night at a resort, getting there around midnight. All of them were cranky when they were making their way to the resort. Axel and Roxas wouldn't shut up, Demyx kept playing his sitar, Xigbar and Xaldin were arguing, and Xemnas was about to kill someone.
They had to spilt up into groups of two, with one group having three people. Xemnas and Saix shared a room, Vexen and Lexaeus, Zexion and Demyx, Marluxia and Larxene, Axel and Roxas, and Xigbar, Xaldin, and Luxurd all had to share a room (poor Luxord had to be the referee between the two).
When they woke up, they stuffed themselves. Xemnas was going to pay for it all, but his credit had no more money on it, when he swore he put about a million dollars on it before they left the castle (he he). So Luxurd (poor, poor gambling dude) had to pay for the breakfast (which cost a fortune).
Then they went on the Walt Disney World monorail thing, which took them to Magic Kingdom.
Demyx had gotten off first, acting like a five year old. He was followed by Roxas, who had gotten hyper (he ate sugar for breakfast). Then he rest of the Organization came out.
"Argh! It's so freakin' hot! Did we really have to wear our cloaks?" Larxene yelled, fanning your sadist face.
"Yes, now stop complaining," Xemnas said, digging his hands into his pockets and bringing out the park tickets. "Now, the lady at the resort place said that we need our tickets to enter the park," he read the name on the back of each card, then handed it to each person.
After getting their own tickets, they followed the crowd.
A few minutes later, they found their way to the ticket machines, were they had to put their tickets so they could enter the park and live happily ever after. Yeah right.
After some technical difficultly, where Saix's ticket got stuck in the machine, causing him to enter berserk mode and beat the brand new technology to a pulp, they paid for the damage and finally entered the park, where dreams come true. But that wasn't going to happen to them. Too bad, so sad.
Zexion picked up some maps and distributed them among his fellow idiots…er…members.
"Well, where do we go first?" Lexaeus asked.
"We could go to the castle in the middle of the park…" Zexion said, looking at the map in his hands.
"Lets go, lets go, lets go!" Roxas said, starting his happy jog to the castle.
So they began their walk, with Roxas in the lead, singing "The Second Star to the Right". Figures, since he was the one who sang it on the- never mind. On their happy way through Magic Kingdom, people were giving them weird looks, since they were the only people stupid enough to wear black on a burning summer day.
They walked down Main Street, coming upon a huge crowd being created at the foot of the castle.
"What's going on?" Marluxia asked as they all stopped and looked up at the castle.
"It's called 'Cinderellabration' and it's a show. That's why the people are standing aroud like this," Zexion said, continuing to read the map.
Five minutes later the show started, leaving all the members in total shock, especially Xemnas.
"I-It's her…one of the Prinesses of Heart…" Xemnas stuttered, staring wide eyed at Cinderella.
"N-Not just her…the other four too…" Vexen muttered, as Jasmine, Belle, Aurora, and Snow White came onto the stage.
"They followed us all the way here…" Larxene said, mouth wide with horror.
"…I need them to open the door…the door to darkness…the door to Kingdom Hearts! Muhahahahahahaha!" Xemnas half screamed, like an evil moron.
"O…kay…he's lost it," Demyx said as Xemnas pushed through the crowd.
"Blast! What's running through his twisted brain now?" Larxene asked as Luxord shock his head. "He's going to get himself thrown in jail…"
And he was right. Xemnas marched on stage, laughing like an evil idiot. "I shall rule all worlds! Light and Darkness are enternal! Hahahahahahaha! The Keyblade Bearers will bow down to my power! Hahahahahaha! Come my liege! We shall rule the world! Kingdom Hearts will soon be mine, open the door Princesses! We shall become whole once again! Hahahahahaha!"
Everyone in the crowd was staring at Xemnas as though he had just gotten out of the mental asylum. The park employees were already calling the Disney Police so they could throw Xemnas in jail.
"Ahem," Xigbar said, clearing his throat as Xemnas got the white suit wrapped around him. "Since Xemnas is temporally unavailable, I, being second in rank-"
"Yeah, well I'm second in command," Saix said, giving them all the evil eye, "And I say…scatter if you know what's good for you."
They didn't need to be told twice. They all split.
With Sora and Riku…
"The roof! The roof! The roof is on FIRE! We don't need no water, let it burn, burn, BURN!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, no water, let it all burn…" Riku muttered, collapsing onto a nearby couch. He grabbed a cup of coffee off the table and chucked in down in one gulp. He and the other people, who were here partying, had woken up only an hour ago. They were going to sleep all day and party all night. From eight in the afthernoon to eight in the morning, they were going to party like animals, and during the day they locked all the doors and drop dead right where they were standing.
"No, we're never gonna quit, ain't nothing wrong with it, just acting like we're animals…" the people continued singing random songs.
"Man, this is -hic- tight, right -hic- dog?" Sora came up behind him, losing his balance.
"Sora, we promised Kairi that you wouldn't go near caffeine," Riku said, pointing his fingers at the Keyblade Master. "You know it makes you do stupid things."
"Like -hic- what?" he asked again.
Riku rolled his eyes. "Like when you 'borrowed' my dirt bike and drove it off the island while singing 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' when you were ten."
Sora had a huge smile on his face. "Oh -hic- I remember -hic- now. That was -hic- fun."
Riku frowned. "Wait just one tiny second. You didn't have caffeine, you had Capatin Jack's dirty booze, didn't you!"
Sora laughed. "You caught -hic- me. Don't tell -hic- Kairi…"
"Under one contution. Gimme some booze!"
With Axel and Roxas…
"I definitely do not want to go on that," Axel said, staring up at the 50 foot plunge, where people were screaming as they went down.
"It's called 'Splash Mountain'," Roxas said, looking down at the map Zexion had given him earlier.
"I don't care what's it's called, I ain't going on it," Axel said as they walked away. "You know I don't like water."
"Fine, but follow me," Roxas said, stepping into a line.
"What's the line for?"
"A ride that's behind Splash Mountain. Don't worry, you're not going to die."
They went further in, and found that Demyx and Zexion were also in line.
Roxas quickly pulled Demyx away, whispering something in his ear.
"So…what brings the emo here?" Axel asked Zexion as the line moved a little.
"Hmph. Demyx wanted to go on this ride."
"Really? I thought that he would go on that Splash Mountain ride."
Zexion looked at him, then realized that Roxas pulled him into the line for Splash Mountain without Axel realizing it. What a moron, Zexion thought.
After about thirthy minutes of waiting, they got closer and closer to getting on the ride.
"We have to ride in boats?" Axel stared in horror as they neared the boats.
"Quit your worrying. Like Roxas said, this is not Splash Mountain. You did not just get tricked into getting in line for- ouch, Roxas that was my foot!" Demyx yelled, only because he gave away Roxas's evil plan.
"WHAT! Roxas-" he was cut off as Demyx pushed him into the first row. Roxas and Zexion sat in the second row.
"I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I DON'T WANNA!" Axel cried, screaming like a little baby, earning him weird glances from the Disney people.
"Yeah, lets go!" Demyx yelled with Axel holding the raft for dear life.
"What! Already?" Axel stared up as the raft climbed up a hill. Fortunately, it was only a small plunge. Again, the whole 'I don't wanna' scene repeated itself on the next plunge, but again, it was another small one. The next one, however, made Axel scream like a little girl, even though the plunge was only about twenty feet.
During the whole ride, Axel was rocking himself and sucking his tumb, Demyx was singing along to the song the things on the ride were playing, Roxas looked around in awe and Zexion stared blankly at everything.
Then IT came. The fifty foot plunge. The mother of all drops. I'm being way too dramatic.
"Holy shit, oh my god, good lord, SOMEONE GET ME OFF THIS THING!" Axel yelled out, hanging onto the handle as they went down.
"This is so cool!" Demyx yelled, throwing his hands in the air.
"Eeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkk!" Axel screamed as they went down, down, down, and back inside to get off the ride.
"I am never going on that again," Axel said as they went to see their picture.
In the picture, Axel mouth was open in shock as he screamed, Demyx's hands were in the air, Roxas was enjoying every minute of it, and Zexion had a straight face on.
"I'm gonna buy it!" Roxas exclaimed, getting the picture number and walking toward the counter.
"So you could use it as blackmail?" Axel said, catching up to his friend.
"Why, that's the idea," Roxas grinned evilly as Axel started chashing him.
With Saix, Luxord, and Xigbar…
Saix quickly drank the small bottle that was in his hand, threw it in a nearby garbage dispsel, and went to join Xigbar and Luxord.
"Well, this looks like a good ride," Luxord said, staring up at a sign that read "it's a small world".
"Whatever, lets go," Xigbar said as they followed him. Neither noticed that Saix's left eye was twitching.
Nobody was in line, since everybody was off riding the popular rides first. Sometimes a few people would go and or get off, but they were lucky enough to get a boat to themselves.
They sat down in the front seat, Siax first, then Luxord, then Xigbar. They would have sworn that they heard people singing…
"It's a world of laughter, a world of tears,
It's a world of hope and a world of fears,
There's so much that we share, that it's time we're aware.
It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small, small world!"
The song replayed again, and again, and again. Saix was singing along with the little people, Luxord was sitting with fear, close to sucking his tumb, but poor Xigbar was hysterical, screaming like crazy.
"Xigbar, listen to me right now. Get your gun out and shot them," Luxord said quietly, eyes twitching.
"It's a small, small world!" Saix sang along, twirling his fingers in the air.
Xigbar shock hisself, not hearing Luxord. "So many…little people…too many…can't kill them all…don't have no bullets…I CAN'T SHOOT THEM!" Xigbar yelled, shaking Luxord.
"It's a world of laughter, a world of tears,
It's a world of hope and a world of fears,
There's so much that we share, that it's time we're aware.
It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small, small world!"
"Small world, small world!" Saix screamed, clapping his hands together.
"Xigbar? You know the small bottle that Saix drank before we came on here? I think it was vodka," Luxord said quietly.
"Vodka…vodka! What do you mean vodka!" Xigbar yelled hysterically.
"He smells like vodka, and I know vodka like the back of my hand."
"So…many…little people! They've come to get me!" Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! Why! Why must faith…be so cruel! What have I done…to deserve this!" Xigbar screamed hysterically as Luxord banged his head on the boat while Saix continued singing.
"It's a world of laughter, a world of tears,
It's a world of hope and a world of fears,
There's so much that we share, that it's time we're aware.
It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small, small world!"
With Xaldin, Lexaeus, and Vexen…
"So, where to?" Xaldin asked, looking at the little birds that where flying above his head.
"Well…" Vexen said, looking at his map, then looking at his surroundings. There was this cup ride to his left, and a racecar track to his right. Seeing as how the people in the cups were about to throw up, he pointed toward the racecar track. "That looks interesting."
The two other men shrugged and they all walked into the very long line. After about what seemed like an hour, they finally got to the front of the line.
"My god, I thought I was going to go crazy with that brat!" Xaldin said, only because a little boy had walked up to him, asking him a bunch of stupid questions. He had finally snapped, scaring the daylights out of the kid.
"Well, at least we're finally here," Lexaeus said.
They got in the cars, and starting racing. Vexen had trouble controlling his car, constantly smashing into the old lady that was driving in front of him. Lexaeus was having the time of his life, beating both men and getting to the finish line before them. Xaldin, however, kept getting hit in the back of the car by the little boy that had driven him crazy in the line.
"That sucked," Vexen said, seating down on a nearby bench after getting off of the ride.
"Oh, no you don't you youngster!" the old women, who Vexen kept crashing into, ran up to Vexen and hit him repeatly with her purse. "You'd think you people would have some repect for us old people, but no," she stopped beating up Vexen and left. Meanwhile, Xaldin and Lexaeus were laughing their asses off.
"Hahahaha! Vexen got smacked by an old lady! Hahahaha!" Xaldin said inbetween laughs, while Lexaeus fell on the ground from laughing so hard.
"Haha," Vexen said sarcastically, rubbing his head. "What the hell did she have in that thing, rocks?"
"I-I don't know, but, let's go find the others, I'm hungry," Lexaeus said, earning nods from the other two Nobodies.
With Marluxia and Larxene…
Marluxia looked up at The Haunted Mansion in fear, while Larxene looked up at it with pleasure.
"A-Are you sure y-you want to go in there?" Marluxia asked.
"Yes Petal Boy, I want to go in there. I just love ghosts," Larxene said, smiling in a very creppy way. She started walking up the path, with Marluxia slowly following.
After waiting in line for a few minutes, they entered a circular room. The doors closed, leaving them with a bunch of other people.
Marluxia clung to Larxene's arm, angering her. "There is nothing to be scared of. I mean, you play with a scythe, so why are you scared of-"
The lights went out, and a flash of light, and someone screaming sounded. They all looked up to see a darkened tower above them. Marluxia screamed, and if you were someone else in the room, you'd think he was a girl.
"Calm down for Pete's sake!" Larxene yelled, as everyone started getting out of the room. "Come on, the line's moving!" She dragged Marluxia into the line. A few minutes later, they were in those black seats. Then they were on their way through the mansion.
"Oh, come on! It wasn't that bad!" Larxene said, stepping back outside with Marluxia crowing at her feet.
"Y-Yes it was!" Marluxia screamed, close to sucking his thumb. Right after they had gotten seated, they started going through the mansion. But, the ride froze, leaving them stuck in darkness. Larxene just sat there, but Marluxia had started crying, trying to make the ghosts to go away, and not to hurt him.
The ride had started again, with Larxene smiling happily at all the weird stuff on the ride. Marluxia, as you guessed, was scared out of his wits. This basically repeated for the whole ride.
Larxene sighed. "Come on, I'm getting hungry." They started walking toward the castle in the middle of the park.
"Hey, sadist lady, over here!"
Marluxia and Larxene turned around to see all the Organization members (minus Xemnas) in front of a restaurant. Axel was the one that had called Larxene.
Marluxia ran over, while Larxene just walked over. "What you guys doing?"
Saix, still drunk, was singing under his breath. "It's a small world after all, it's a small, small world…" Luxord and Xigbar were in fetal positions, wide eyed and looking around as if something was going to jump them. Vexen was sitting quietly, looking grumpy.
Zexion pointed to the sign next to him. "We're hungry, so we're going into this place called the Columbia Harbour House."
"Yeah, 'cause we're all starving!" Roxas yelled, running in and finding a seat for the rest of the members.
I'll get Part 2 up tomorrow, I still have to proof read it, only because the person who usually does it is sitting on his lazy butt behind me playing a new video game.