Innocent Game
"No." "Aw come on Roy." "I said no"
"It's just a little game"
"Hughes, I said no, now get out of my office"
Hughes frowned, but after a second smirked. "Would you like to see new pictures of Elysia! She's so adorable"
Fearing being smothered to death by his obsessive friend he opted for the previous, and safer, option. "Fine I'll play your stupid game! Make it quick."
Unknowing to him a few people were standing right outside the door listening as Hughes began his little 'game'.
"Okay, answer with the first thing you think of"
"Fine, just start." The colonel leaned back in his chair crossing his arms.
"Okay, what's the first thing you think of when you hear the word, 'happy"
"Not me"
"Evil"
"Paperwork"
"Number"
"Thirteen"
"Animal"
"Dog"
"Forest"
"Fairies"
Hughes blinked.
"What? You asked! Those stupid things always live in forests in those fairytales! Just continue." He grumbled.
"Okay, um, 'right"
"Left"
"Riza?" "Gun"
"Color"
"Red"
"Scary"
"Major Armstrong"
"Your secret crush"
"Ed."
Mustang blinked as he realized what he'd just said. Hughes smirked as the door pushed open to reveal Ed standing in the door way. He paled as he saw the shocked look on Ed's face.
"Hughes." Roy glared. "You have three seconds to get out of my office or a murder-suicide will take place." Hughes ran out of the room laughing his ass off.
He stuck his head back in the door one last time.
"I always said you needed a wife! Now you're one step closer"
"I'M DISOWNING YOU AS MY FRIEND YOU TRAITOR!" He threw a lamp at Hughs, but missed. He looked back at Ed. "Um...I didn't mean to say that, it was-"
There was silence in the room as Ed grabbed the colonel by the collar of his uniform and pulled him into a kiss.
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