Bill sat in the library flipping through the yellow pages. He found that name to be insulting at first. He half-knew how they worked. He used to be an all-powerful demon but that doesn't mean he knew how to use things. Used to be. Bill hadn't figured out how he lost his powers and why he was like this. Maybe he was losing his knowledge too.
He found the P section of the book. In it was an ad.
Looking for a babysitting job? If so, please contact 1-510-225-7834 by July 28. – Maggie and Andy Pines
Bill grinned. He was almost positive that these were the Pines he was looking for. He had been formulating a plan in his head ever since he found out where he was. It was quite simple: find Dipper and Mabel and destroy them so they would never go to Gravity Falls and get in his way. Of course that meant Six-fingers wouldn't bring the rift out the portal, but he would work that out later.
He ripped the page out the book and ran out the library. Only to run back inside to the librarian.
"Hey Lady!" he yelled
"shhh!" the woman shushed him
"Where can you find one of those things?"
The woman gave him a confused look.
"Y'know a payphone?" Bill rolled his eyes
"A payphone?" The woman gave a short laugh
Bill narrowed his eyes which looked a lot scarier considering only one was visible.
"There's one outside the library sir." She said
He bust out the door and down the stairs to the payphone.
50 cents per call.
He groaned. Luckily for him, someone had left money on the ground. He popped it in and dialed the Pines' number.
"Hello?" a female voice answered
"Yello." Bill said "Is this..Maggie Pines?'
"Yes it is? How may I help you?'
"I've called about the baby sitting job."
"Oh! Perfect! Now, I'd love to meet you in person, to y'know discuss things. It'll be like an interview..sorry what's your name?"
Bill cleared his throat. He debated telling them his name. Then again, they wouldn't be around to remember him.
"Bill Cipher!"
"Well I should be seeing you. How's tomorrow at 3 sound? At the Lakeview café?"
"Yeah. Sounds good to me."
"See you then ."
Bill grinned. His plan was already working. He was confident about getting the job; if not well he'd find a way to make it happen.
The only problem was where to stay. He had two extra quarters from whomever left money and he was certain no one would just give it to him. Or would they?
This chapter's also really short but longer chapters will be soon!