TWO SHOT FANFICTION
(A/N:this fan fiction is slight of crack, parody and humor and INTIMATE actions and FOUL language)
A normal morning at the Blitzguard Empire where the inhabitants of the Raven Blood castle are busy preparing for the Arrival of their king accompanying the travel of his brother the king of Fire Kingdom with his wife the queen and his young son the Prince, visiting their mother and father bringing another good news to them.
"Dear, I'm telling you I would take this matter on to my own hands" burst out the former queen
"My love, can we let the lad handle this? After all, this is his future we are talking about" told the former king
"Indeed, but we are not getting any younger, he needs to find a bride and produce an heir and the bottom line is that the Empire still don't have a queen!" spurted down angrily
"calm down my love, yes we want to see our grand child from him, yes? (looking at her and the former queen nodded and the former king is doing a great job calming her) and I guess finding a suitable wife for him is not an option considering he is young and handling the Empire very well the same time he is keeping the Alliance to the other country at peace, so I think the lad is not on a hurry finding one" pressed by him
"I agree dear, but I'm a bit worried (with a worry look on her face) we are both getting old and I want to spend our old age to our grandchild knowing our other grand child is living away from us and just visiting from time to time" she looked at her with a sad face
Giving up "alright, let's get your plan on the way and try if it would work on him. Knowing our son is terribly more stubborn as me when I was young" he teased
"your lady and lordship their Highnesses have arrived" announced by the king's right man
"thank you, your Excellency" they both nodded and the king's right man bowed
Striding down to the throne room "GRANDPAPA GRANDMAMA!" burst by a five years old blue haired prince hugging them both
"ohh… Kenny it's really nice to see and hug you again" said the former queen
"indeed, and look at you all grown up. the last time I saw you, you were just wee little" exclaimed by the former king
The boy chuckled hugging them "mother, father" greeted by the royal couple and the same time gave a hug to both of them
"mother, father, nii sama and nee sama can you excuse me? Duke Rendell called on a meeting about a fire trouble from the neighboring kingdom that needed help" he acknowledged them
"really? That is an urgent matter my boy" told his father "go and help them then" approved by his father
"uncle, you can't play with me?" asked his nephew with a very sad face
"I can't, little man but I think I can fix that" he told ruffling his hair "what do you say I call out he twins and play with you… hm… I remember I have that huge toy chest that haven't played yet to a newly built play room" the king looked like he just remembered them and smiling, even though his voice was deep and a bit cold still his happy feeling was mixed in
"REALLY?!" the prince with an sparkling eyes while the king nodded and shortly the king left with his knights
"now, now king Leon I think you are spoiling my son too much" told the queen "you mean ours?" corrected by her husband and she giggled
"now that I thought about it, what if the king himself has his own child" the former queen looked at her spouse
"I would say, the child would be spoiled to death" laughed by her husband
"but before that he needs a queen" suggested by the queen of Fire Dukedom
"that is why I'm thankful you both are here, I have a plan on that and I need you both to help me" she smirked
"ohh… I like that mother!" she said with excitement
"I feel giddy I have an ally" replied happily
"father, are women always like this?" whispered the other king
"I think so, but if you love them you could pretend you did not notice it" he replied and both snorted
After an hour the king finally came out the meeting room with the other lords and dukes together with his Kings men
Nine boots can be heard like marches, walking to the throne room for the announcements. The fourth and sixth man slamming the doors open the king saw the maid servant startled by the noise who was dusting off the armor beside the door causing to slip on the bucket near her
Fast enough the king got her on time avoiding the painful fall she would receive "are you alright?" asked the king
The maid shutting her eyes closed and waiting for the pain did not come and slowly opened her eyes "y-your m-majesty, I'm soo sorry please forgive me" she jumped off and bowed "it's alright, that always happens to me" he admitted
"are you alright then?" he asked again and she nodded and thanked him, weird glances coming from their audience (which are the king family, kings men, nobles, commoners and servant)
"I've always seen you around and I have noticed you are the only servant that's avoiding me, if may I ask did I do something to you?" he looked at her with a bit of amusement in his eyes
She bowed her head and shook saying no "I will not ask more, but may I inquire what is your name and where is your quarters?" looking intimidated "please raise your head I wanna see that beautiful face of yours" he added
Dead silence is wrapping the throne room, people looking at the scene "why is the great king inquiring such private information to a single lady, might be the lightning king thinking of marriage now?" blurted out by his right man barging in with a teasing tone
The king sighed and just dismissed the maid, she looked relieved and fled with mixed emotions "Earl Roseate, see me on my study shortly after this. And all of you (pointing at his men) I don't want to see you under my nose sticking around." He suddenly had hid mood swing with eyes bloody red
his men gulped "hearing Yuu's name like that he must be very mad" told his ninth man Kaneki "hard to agree with you ghoul but I do" agreed by Frodo.
"I think he's good at it though, making a lady blush to death like that" commented by Kiryu "indeed and he was quite well amused to her reaction" agreed by Armin "is it possible~" Tetsuya was cut off
"ALL OF YOU IDIOTS, SEE ME AT MY STUDY AFTER I DISMISS YUU" he angrily called out with his usual cold and stern voice
The six men are scramming around the room to avoid the king who had his back on them but can feel the huge black aura around him
"DAMON!" he called out and his left hand man scrambled to his side and the king whispered something
"I think he is at the age now" his father commented to his brother "indeed, but I don't know if I would be scared or amused right now" he replied
After that scene people keeps staring at the king in trance the queen and the former queen are quite amused to his reaction, sitting on his throne lazily legs wide open and sliding down while his left cheek is being supported by his knuckles sighing constantly while on daze
"looks like the our sire has been hit hard, he is not listening to his people's concerns?" asked by his brother coming his way
"that is not what I'm thinking" he countered
"then may I know what is it?" smirked by his brother
"it's not your damn business brother" he scoffed
"the more you counter your feelings the more it would come in" he teased
The king ignored his brother and listened to the people and brush the topic off "I'll take my leave and be at the garden with the ladies" his brother left
"Now that I remember I have dogs to tame" the king's eyes turned bloody red again the six men looked at each other and ran
Sending them death glares "remind me to kill them after this" and he continues making his job
Mean while at the garden "I think Leon had fallen for that servant and I was thinking that I would introduce to him one of my friends" commented by Queen
"indeed, I could see his interest to her" approved by the former queen
"mother, is it possible that he could enter marriage with commoners?" the curiosity of his eldest son
"well, on our case as the man and the one who rules, we are capable of choosing whom we want to marry" told his father
"indeed, and I think that girl is perfect for our aggressive king" Len's mother smiled
"I like the idea of the aggressive king and submissive queen" quoted by his father
"are we over doing things?" asked the younger couple
"now that I think of it, what is the name of that servant?" asked his mother
King Len called out one of his knights and order him to go get her few minutes later she arrived bowing her head
"please dear have a seat" Hamai Misa the former queen invited her to seat beside her and Queen Kahoko
"t-thank you…" she thanked still looking downwards
"please have some" Kahoko offered some sweets while she looked at the men and just gave her a warm smile and she smiled back
The family had been asking her some personal questions and her intentions why she employed herself to the castle as a maid
She politely answered them, the former queen herself approved of her presence and told just continue what she is right now, but thinking making her a good wife to his son.
They were talking freely when they heard smashing, cracking, exploding and bash of lightning around and men screaming on agony
"GET BACK HERE YOU USELES IMBEICLES" the king slashing his sword to them (well the sword can be seen having an electricity running through it
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" and the final explosion and their scream echoed around the palace
"poor boys" commented by Hamai Misa "i-it's not my o-opinion your grace but… I'm afraid of him…" the four people looked at her not so surprised
The explosion stopped and they found the person responsible and they found him looking at the lady sitting beside his mother
"oh… quite the meeting we had today…" his red eyes turned to the color of the sky and his expression softened
Queen Kahoko elbowed her to answer "a-ahh… yes… s-sire" he sighed "I guess I kind of scared her" he mumbled
"SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!" his men screaming in agony while he just left them and headed back inside
"Yuu, do you want to join us?" asked by the king's mother
"thank you, your grace" thanked Yuu
after they had a small talk everyone got back to their previous works and duties, the royal couple gone to check the young prince, the older couple played some music to the music room Yuu and the king are back at the king's study while his men are at the infirmary being treated
later that afternoon former queen Hamai Misa gone to her flower garden to tend her precious flowers her son king Leon sighed while sitting on the chair lazily and on a spacing out
"you know son, it is the first time I've seen you like this" she faced him
"I know that you know what my thoughts are running right now mother" releasing another sigh
"indeed I do my son, I know because I'm your mother" she smiled at him
"mother, you talked to her earlier can you tell me what is her name?" his mother looked at him with a grin "well, it's for yourself to know and discover, if you like her ask her yourself" she advised
"how can I ask her if I don't know where she is right now and where she is staying mostly by this time" and something hit him to blurt "by this hour all servants are at their quarters resting" he looked at his mother and the flower she is holding
"mother can I have few of your flowers?" he politely asked and his mother happily obliged to give him few red, white, pink and yellow roses
"good luck son" she rooted for him
The king strode going to the servant's quarters and people that he passes looked at him with interest and whispering "why is the king carrying roses", "who's the lucky girl" that can be heard though out his walk
Ignoring all their comments and whispers he thought of a reason why he suddenly visited and an idea just popped out
He stood in front of her bed chamber, breathe deeply and knocked hiding the flowers behind him
"please, let yourself in I'm finishing some things" she shouted from inside, the king on cue came and he might not be looked surprised but he is, looking at a caramel color haired woman only a towel covering her body
"what se~" she was cut off when she saw the king looking at her with his normal look "s-s-s-sire!" she blushed from head to toe and panicked, unfortunately her towel fell off and the king's not so surprised face stayed but deep inside he was arousing, he slammed the door closed and pounced on her covering her with her towel and blanket
"shit" he coursed "s-sire, I'm soo sooooo sorry…" she was on a verge of crying "no… it's my fault not telling it's me" admitting his own fault
"still~" she was yet cut off again "may I know your name miss?" she's been looking down "raise your head don't hide that beautiful face" he added
And she looked at him "sire…" she looked at him cutely and blushing "fuck I want those lips" the king commented under his breath
Noticing their position, he removed himself and collected his composure the lady looking down to his white crispy pants blushing and he looked down and saw his huge bulge "fuck" he cursed
"may I stay here on your bed chamber for a while till this would be gone?" he inquired
"it's his highness's palace so you have the right sire" she responded and blushed
"well, this is quite embarrassing" he told her and she just giggled "damn I know this is my first but I want you on bed now…" losing all his self control, he locked the door and yet again pounced on her "fuck those paper works, I'm finishing them tomorrow" he cursed and continued his business with her
"s-s-sire AH~" she moaned "call me Leon" he ordered her "and stay still" he added, She let him do what he was doing and submitted.
White clothes scattered around her neat room and the king's crown was sitting on her night stand both bodies cuddling and a bead creaking, moans and groans can be heard, but non-of the servants heard knowing they are busy at the kitchen serving and doing their duties
"this is a big mistake making love with the king" she's shutting herself "I don't regret it" he frankly told her cuddling on her stomach and kissing it "s-sire? What would people t-think… about me, tha~" and again she was cut off
"who fucking cares about their damn thoughts, what I all fucking care is you right now" she told her sternly with his eyes closed and nuzzling her valley
"s-sire that t-tickles" to that statement he nuzzled her even more "you know, I violated you, yet I still don't have a clue what is your name" he asked again
"Hanscht or Hans" she shortly answered "no last name?" and she shook her head the king muffled on her valley "well we need to get to know each other then?" looking up at her face
"I don't know about you sire would you do the honor of starting?" she looked at him with a gentle smile
"well, not much but I think, I'm strict, cold towards others, fondness of children and hates paper works" he told her "how about you?" kissing her lips
"there's not much interesting to know about me sire" saddened feeling tingling in her "I do" kissing her temple
"I'm an orphan, the nuns named me and found a decent work her to shelter, feed and clothe myself" the king looked at her with pity
"I promise I would protect you as long as I'm able" he told her enter winding their hands, from the first time they talked they became intimate already and easily warming up to each other "shit it's dinner time" they both lost track of time
Leon jumped off her bed and started to cloth himself, Hans tried to help but she could not move "did I make you sore? I'm sorry, please stay in bed I'll bring you food later" and he kissed her and sneaked out from her window
He headed to the dining and when he went in "sire you're late" told by Yuu "pardon me I had things to do" he answered "sire is it possible that you changed your scent? Like a woman's I presume" asked by his eighth man
People around started to stare at the king and looked at him with weird glances, clearing his throat "brother, what things did you do and it made you do it roughly?" a grin pasted on King Len's face sitting at the long dining table looking at his messy hair
"yes rough~" he mumbled "I mean quite tiring… no, not that uh… rough and tiring paper works" sitting on the head of the table getting his place as the king "pfft. Who are you gonna full, lad" scoffed his father
He ignored them and started to eat, Leon slicing his stake "oh my now that I've noticed where's Hans chan?" blurted out making king Leon slip his knife and break his plate
"I think I lost my appetite" he said shortly, stood up and walked away "that lad keeps a lot of secrets yet doesn't keep them very well" stated by his father and the others followed on laughing "JUST MAKE SURE YOU ARE HEADED TO YOUR CHAMBER AND NOT GOING TO A NIGHT VISIT!" teased by his father and the king just ignored him
The servants looked at the king strangely inside a kitchen, grabbing a tray of food and water and walked away like nothing happened "don't say a word about this" he deadpanned to the chief and maids and carried on
Standing outside her door he knocked and called out it's him he transferred the tray to his other hand and opened the door, finding a sleeping naked woman comfortably, placing the tray on her study took off his coat and other upper garments he joined her to her small bed and actually slept comfortably like he'd slept there for as long as he knew he did
~SORRY GUYS LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A TWO SHOTS~
(A/N: hey guys my bad weeew, by the way I promise I'll finish this fiction befor this week would finish, buddy out)