I'm here! SUMMER! YAY!

BTW: I FINALLY GOT FINAL FANTASY 7: ADVENT CHILDREN COMPLETE!

(Applause in the background)

Thank you! Thank you!

And just to let you know that the timeline of Final Fantasy 7 will be a mixed up together, with all/some favorite FF7 characters in it. Beware of OOCness, randomness, craziness, and stuff. It's a bit of a parody. So enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own The Melancholy of Haruhi-chan Suzumiya, Compilation of Final Fantasy 7, or possibly Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Soul Eater or Lucky Star. But I do own Michele Tsubasa and Beatrice, AJ (Axel Joedo) belongs to vastler75.

This chapter is a bit of a parody of The Melancholy of Haruhi-chan Suzumiya episode 1 and later some of episode 4.

Chapter 2: Dreams and Chibis

Somewhere at school . . .

AJ, a black-haired teen in his high school, really hate to do this. But he really needs to earn some activity credits for his school. Even though he's part of some club he joins and formed, but he need to join one more club to earn enough credit for his school.

He looked at the school's bulletin board to find some club that he'll join. Yet, he found one flyer that seems interesting:

SOS Brigade

Inspired by Haruhi Suzumiya

If this world is really dull to you.

If you have no interest with ordinary humans; and if you're interested in aliens, time-travelers, espers, and any other kinds that might exist here in Gaia;

Then the SOS Brigade is the right place for you.

We have video games, mangas, computers, TV, meetings, activity, and anything that seems interesting to you and some other blah blah blah that seems amusing to me and some stuff to do if I get bored, etc., etc., etc.

Just join goddammit, OR ELSE!

Come join the SOS Brigade . . .

. . . We have POCKY!

If you want to join, come to the Edge's Public Library.

We'll be waiting.

And we'll spread fun and excitement all over the world.

And maybe the universe.

". . ." AJ thought about it for a sec. Well, he sometimes watches The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya anime, and of course he does like pocky. So, he made no choice but to take the flyer and go find the library to join.

Meanwhile at 7th Heaven

Cloud and Zack came back from delivering some packages, but man, they were exhausted. It seems that no one's home, Zack found the note that Tifa and Aerith went shopping with Denzel and Marlene coming along. Well, they can take a break. They went upstairs to their bedrooms, until they've been . . . "ambushed". They thought it was Yuffie, forcing Zack to give her back her materias, even though she stole it from Zack and emailed him back. But instead, it Michele.

"What are you doing here?" Cloud got up.

"I need your assistance! Kona-chan's cosplay café need some costumer, and there's gonna be a bit of an extravaganza at the weekend." Michele replied, "So I need your help to make it . . . um, what is it? . . . Oh yeah! Attracting!"

"Well, what is it?" Zack wondered.

"I want you two cosplays as waiters or butlers at the café." Michele pull out some kind of uniforms/costumes/cosplays "Or to make it attracting and cuter: what about a lion suit? A wolf suit? A bunny suit? A moogle suit? Or maybe a chocobo suit?!"

"WE'RE NOT COSPLAYERS!" the two yelled. "Just get outta here!" then, they kicked her out.

". . . Okay, call me if pick which one to cosplay!" she walks away.

Finally, they can rest. They each collapse in their own beds to rest. Oddly enough, they both started to dream the same dream. There was a background in a kid's drawing version. Then, out of no where, there was a dog walking on two legs with a sheep walking on four (which reveals to be Michele in a dog costume and the one in the sheep costume is . . . Tsukasa (from Lucky Star)?).

"Huh? Look! Cloud and Zack are trying to take a nap." Dog-Michele said.

"Baa." Sheep-Tsukasa . . . baa-ed.

"I know! Let's help them count sheep!"

Suddenly, the scenery change turns darkened and a flaming hoop came outta no where.

"COME ON YOU FRICKIN' SHEEP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" Dog-Michele pulled out a whip and keeps whipping on the ground, while the Sheep-Tsukasa weeps with fear. "JUMP OVER THE FLAMING HOOP SO THEY CAN COUNT YOU!"

"ENOUGH WITH IT, MICHELE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Zack and Cloud yelled as they woke up . . . in their dreams.

". . ."

". . ."

". . . um, what is this place?"

"Huh? Cloud? What are you doing in my dream?"

"Your dream? What are you doing in my dream?"

They thought about it, that they learn they are in their same dream, they think. Then . . .

"Welcome to your dream world." The two turned as they heard someone's voice that happens to be . . .

Angeal . . .

. . . In some kind of mountain costume.

"Hello. I'm Angeal. And, I'm playing as Ten Faced Mountain of Wutaian New Year's Dream."

"ANGEAL?!" Zack shouted.

. . . More like Eleven Faced Mountain to me. Cloud thought, while twitching.

"Hmm? What with that reaction, Zack?" Mountain-Angeal asked.

"Okay, seriously. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN . . . OUR DREAM?"

"Oh, didn't that young ninja tell you? Tomorrow is Wutaian New Year." Mountain-Angeal explained, "And if you dreamt the Ten Faced Mountain, a Hawk, and an Eggplant at this time; they'll bring good luck."

"Will you cut this nonsense?!" Cloud, who's getting very annoyed and irritated, yelled, "I had enough of these bad and disturbing things that keep happening around me!"

"Uh, Cloud?" Zack is getting worried, "Calm down. Easy there, buddy."

"You're just a Frickin' Creepy 1st Class SOLDIER where these ridiculous mountains costume that said on back "MADE IN MIDGAR"!"

Creepy? Oh that's not good.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, YOUNG MAN?!" Mountain-Angeal then started to transform into some kind of monster.

"Crap! He just turned into Angeal Penance!" Zack went pale.

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT KEEPING YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!!!!!!" Angeal Penance brought his trident almost closely to a shaken Cloud's neck. Suddenly, he turned back to Mountain-Angeal. "Sorry, I went to far. Just don't say "creepy" to me ever again, understood?"

". . ." the two nodded.

"Well, let's go find the hawk and the eggplant."

So they walk, and walk, and walk, and walk and-

"Oh! That hawk has been flying up there the whole time." Angeal notice a kid's drawing version of a bird (a sideway 3) flying in the sky.

"THAT'S A HAWK?!"

The "hawk" came down and reveals to be . . .

Sephiroth dressed as a vulture.

. . . Wait a minute, a Vulture? How's that gonna bring you luck?!

"I am a Hawk." Sephiroth introduced himself.

"SEPHIROTH?!" Cloud screamed.

"YOU'RE NOT A HAWK! YOU'RE A VULTURE!" Zack yelled out.

Hawk/Vulture-Sephiroth just turned into Safer Sephiroth and nearly slashed the two with his Masamune.

"You should never judge a book by its cover." Safer Sephiroth said "Even though I have a body of a vulture and this . . . "form", I HAVE A HEART OF A HAWK!" Then he turns back into a Hawk/Vulture-Sephiroth.

". . . but, you're a vulture." Cloud said.

"Fine. Fine. Whatever. I'm a Vulture."

"Well, now where would we find the eggplant?" Zack asked.

"Don't worry, I got this handled." Mountain-Angeal pulled out a cellphone and dials.

"Hang on! You have a cellphone all along?!" Zack yelled. Then Cloud and Zack heard a ring tone and saw a red cellphone on a ground. Zack picks it up and press "send".

"Hello? Genesis?" Angeal said.

"Oh, so Genesis is the Eggplant?" Zack answered.

"Eh?"

"We found this on the ground." Said Cloud.

"Well, why didn't you tell us you found Genesis?" Hawk/Vulture-Sephiroth responds.

"We didn't."

"Well, isn't there a strap?"

"What strap?" they look at the cellphone, finally notice a strap and . . .

"I am an Eggplant." Mini Eggplant-Genesis introduced himself.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Well. Now we got the three of you, now what?" Cloud asked.

". . . What do you mean?" said the three.

"LIKE HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS KOOKY DREAM!" Zack yelled.

"How should I know, we're just some dream that brought you good luck for Wutaian New Year." Sephiroth responds.

"What do you mean good luck?! You're a vulture instead of a hawk!" yelled Cloud, "And well have Angeal wearing a mountain costume that's made in Midgar, and we even have a puny Eggplant cellphone strap!"

Mini Eggplant-Genesis heard that and suddenly transformed into Genesis Avatar and nearly killed Cloud with his giant Rapier.

"NEVER CALL ME PUNY!" Genesis Avatar roared.

"Argh, enough with the transformation!" Cloud now has a big headache. "What did I do to deserve this?!"

Then, Genesis Avatar turned back into a Mini Eggplant-Genesis. "Well, if you want to wake up, I'll help you."

"Really?" Zack ask. "How? Tell us!"

". . . just sleep in this dream world," Mini Eggplant-Genesis explained, "Then, you will all wake up to the real world."

". . ."

". . ."

". . . um, that's it?" said the two.

"That's it." Mini Eggplant-Genesis smiled.

Well, that was easy.

So they sleep in their own futon beds (that came out of nowhere), hoping to wake up soon. But, they feel really uncomfortable when three 1st Class SOLDIERs were watching them sleeping. Man, how are they going to wake up?

But that's when the Dog-Michele and Sheep-Tsukasa returns . . .

"Huh? Look! Cloud and Zack are trying to take a nap, again." Dog-Michele said.

"Baa." Sheep-Tsukasa . . . baa-ed again.

"I know! Let's help them count sheep!"

Again, the scenery change turns darkened and a flaming hoop came outta no where.

"COME ON YOU STUPID SHEEP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" Dog-Michele pulled out a whip and keeps whipping on the ground, while the Sheep-Tsukasa weeps with fear. "IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, YOU WOULD'VE BEEN LAMB CHOPS BY NOW!"

"GET OUTTA OF OUR DREAMS, MICHELE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the two screamed and they finally woke up at their bedrooms in 7th Heaven, and it was morning. Man, what a nightmare. Well, Happy Wutaian New Year! . . . I think . . .

The next day, er- night . . .

Somewhere in the alley, 3 lights flashes.

"Hehehe." The short silver boy rises with the other two, "Sephiroth thought he got rid of us? But he did forget we have . . . a back-up plan."

"WE HAVE RETURNED!" Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo have been revived. But they start to notice if the trashcans were grown. Until they finally realized . . . they were . . . feet tall. They are all from some they call it . . . "Chibi-fied". It seems this back-up plan backfires.

"Um, Kadaj." Loz broke silence, "Why are we like this?"

". . . uh, good question . . . hey, what happen to our weapons?"

"How are we gonna kill Sephiroth and maybe Big Brother Cloud for our revenge." Yazoo asked.

"Don't worry, maybe . . ."

While the three have to think through about the problems, and also making some plans for revenge; Bea-chan came back from . . . somewhere, when she was about to walk pass the alley, she noticed three silver haired chibis talking to each other. She looked at them for a sec, and then starts to approach them. She looks at them for another second, and then grabs the startled Kadaj by his chibi head to pick him up and look at him.

"Ah! We've been caught!" Kadaj screamed, "Are you the one that work for Sephiroth?!"

Wishes do come true. Beatrice thought, dully. Then she stuffs the 3 in her duffel bags, carries it and starts to walk home.

"Hey what's going on here?!"

"LET US OUT!"

"Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!"

Beatrice stops and decided to let them out. The 3 jump out of a bag, they turned toward at Beatrice.

"Ha! You've just reached the end of your luck!" Kadaj said, "Even if you work for Sephiroth or not, we will kill you and turn you into dust-" suddenly the three were pounced by a puppy that came out of nowhere and it starts licking them with joy.

"AHH! GET THIS MUTT AWAY FROM US!"

"EW! SLOBBER! YUCKY! MAKE IT STOP!"

"HELP US! HELP US! HELP US!"

Beatrice stares down at them for a second. Then, the puppy notices her watching. As the puppy look into her eyes, the puppy starts whimpering as if it saw fear and terror in those boring dull crimson eyes and runs away. Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo sit up; all cover in puppy slobber. Bea-chan picks the 3 up.

This . . kind young stranger . . . saved us . . . Kadaj thought. Until she stuffs them back into the bag again and walks home with.

"HEY! LET US OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

At the Apartment Complex . . .

"So, you want us to stay with you to help you around here, right." Yazoo said.

"Correct." Beatrice answered in a dull monotone voice way.

Bea-chan is sitting on her cushion seat, while the chibi Kadaj, Loz, and Yazoo were sitting on . . . the kiddy chairs. They sweatdropped.

"Um, could you do something about these chairs?" Loz asked nervously.

"Sorry, those are the only ones."

"Um what about some cushions like the one you're sitting on?" Kadaj whimpers.

"My apologies, I only have two including mine."

"Um, it's okay, will just fold the other cushion and we'll sit together. Right my brother?" Loz and Yazoo nodded in agreement. And so they did, the 3 chibi's sit on the folded cushion together.

"I'll go get you something to eat." Bea-chan walk to the kitchen. The three watch her leave, until they yelped when they were flinged by the cushion that unfolds itself.

As she came back, she notice that each of them have huge bumps on their head and of course, they are now sitting on the kiddy chair.

". . . So you three are back to the kiddy chairs?" she dully responds.

"Just forget about, okay." Kadaj groaned from the pain of his head.

". . . Here you go." She gave them . . . 3 doggie dishes with dog foods. Kadaj twitched with annoyance, Loz was confused, and Yazoo was speechless.

Then, there were silence.

". . . It was a joke." Bea-chan broke silence.

"Eh? A joke?"

"You don't get it?"

"You just stuff us in the bag, take us to your home, make us sit in these chairs, and now THIS?!" Kadaj growled. "SO THIS IS HOW WE'LL BE TREATED?!"

"Kadaj, calm down." Yazoo is getting worried.

"You're scaring me." Loz was shaken with fear.

". . . I see, I'll go replace these." Even though they thought they made her sad, but Beatrice is still expressionless and . . . boring.

". . . um, thank you?" Kadaj sweatdropped.

So she did replace it.

"Here you go." She give them each rice and veggies . . . in each doggie dish. That's when Kadaj snaps.

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHANGE THE FUCKING PLATES?!" he threw the plates up in the air, his yell nearly startled Yazoo and made Loz cried.

". . . oh." She responds dully.

Another day at the library . . .

AJ found the location of the SOS Brigade Headquarters. Since he found the room of it, he knocks the door.

"Who is it?" a voice answered behind the door.

"Um, hello." He answered back, "I want to join your club."

". . ."

". . ."

There was silence, until he heard-

"YAY! FINALLY! KONA-CHAN WE FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO VOLUNTEER! THIS CALL FOR A CELEBRATION!" the voice shouted with joy behind the door.

"Seriously?" said another voice.

"SERIOUSLY!" then there some squealing and cheering, until the tones starts to calm down. "Sorry about that. COME ON IN!"

AJ then puts his hand on the knob. Opens it and-

"WELCOME!" Michele screamed to his face. AJ nearly jumped. "WELCOME! WELCOME! WELCOME! YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON THAT WANTS TO JOIN THE SOS BRIGADE! Even though we already got some members that we forced them to join but still! WELCOME!" with the handshaking, hugging, dancing, cheering, squealing, jumping up and down; she ran down a hall and does a flip and a cartwheel . . . until she falls down the stairs . . . again.

"I'M OKAY!"

"SHH!" whispered the people in the library.

AJ was speechless, the Konata marks a tally the scores on the chalkboard "Sixth!" Konata yelled.

So, what do you think?

Well, vastler75, I hope I did your character well in this chapter.

On the next chapter of The Melancholy of Mi-chan, looks like there's gonna be a competition between the SOS Brigade and some computer club that Michele and Konata defeated and took their computers and other tech stuff. Until something extraordinary happens in the competition. What just happen? And what is this power they felt? And what will the SOS Brigade win for beside another computer?

Stay tune for Chapter 3: Ultimate Tournament!

Seeya!