Tris' POV
"Trissy-poo, Candor or Dauntless?" Uriah says.
"Dauntless, Uriah-poo." I say and everyone laughs except from Uriah.
"Touché, tou fugging shay." Uriah says. Everyone laughs again including Uriah.
"Ok, kiss all the guys in this room and rate the kiss and how hot they are. 10 meaning amazingly, fantastic, brilliant, amaze balls and 0 meaning 'and you wonder why you don't have a girlfriend'." Uriah says and I nod.
I kiss Uriah and say, "The kiss was 9 and hotness 7."
"I'm offended, we all know I deserve 110 on both." Uriah says, pretending to be hurt. I laugh and so does everyone else. I go over to Zeke and kiss him.
" The kiss was 9 and hotness 8." I say and Shauna kisses Zeke. I go over to Tobias and kiss him on the lips for what seems like forever until everyone's chanting "cut it out".
" Kiss 110 and hotness 110." I say and give him another peck on the lips. I walk over to Will and kiss him for half a second.
" Kiss 8 and hotness 9." I say, " Happy now Uriah?"
"Very."
" Ok, Zeke, Candor or Dauntless?"
"Dauntless, duh." He says.
" Ok so you have to go to the pit and get everyone's attention. Then you have to make up a speech about how you and Shauna have some news and you don't know how to tell then so you'll sing a song. Then you sing Spice Girls two become one. But you have to sing two become three." I say. Everyone laughs.
"Wow Stiff, I never knew you had it in ya!" Lynn says. Zeke gulps and nods. Everyone comes to watch.
When we get the the pit Zeke says, "HEY CAN I HAVE EVERYONES ATTENTION!" Everyone looks at him. "Shauna and I have some news and I don't know how to tell you so I'm gonna sing you a song." Everyone cheers him on.
"Candle light and soul forever
A dream of you and me together
Say you believe it, say you believe it
Free your mind of doubt and danger
Be for real, don't be a stranger
We can achieve it, we can achieve it
Come a little bit closer
Baby, get it on, get it on
'Cause tonight is the night when 2 become 3
I need some love like I never needed love before
(Wanna make love to ya, baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(Wanna make love to ya, baby)
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be
Silly games that you were playing
Empty words we both were saying
Let's work it out, boy, let's work it out, boy
Any deal that we endeavor
Boys and girls feel good together
Take it or leave it, take it or leave it
Are you as good as I remember
Baby, get it on, get it on
'Cause tonight is the night when 2 become 3
I need some love like I never needed love before
(Wanna make love to ya, baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(Wanna make love to ya, baby)
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be
Oh whoa, oh whoa
Be a little bit wiser
Baby, put it on, put it on
'Cause tonight is the night when 2 become 3
I need some love like I never needed love before
(Wanna make love to ya, baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(Wanna make love to ya, baby)
I need some love like I never needed love before
(Wanna make love to ya, baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(Wanna make love to ya, baby)
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be
It's the only way to be
It's the only way to be " Everyone claps except from us who are too busy recording this on our phones.
"SHAUNA'S PREGNANT!" Hector, Shauna's little brother screams and we laugh. "I'm gonna tell mom!" And then Shauna runs after him and we're all laughing again.
"SHAUNA'S NOT PREGNANT!" Zeke screams on the mike and runs off and we follow him.