Chapter 1:Go stand in the corner and think about what you did

"Jerome! Alfie!"I screamed at the top of my lungs and ran to the house across the street.

It was summer and Alfie lived across the street from me. Almost every summer, Jerome came and lived with hum. Don't ask why!

"Yes, Patricia?"Alfie asked in his 'innocent' tone, trying not to laugh.

"First of all, how the hell did you get in my house!?"

"You left the door open."Jerome laughed.

"So you broke in?"

"Maybe."

"And can you explain this?"I pointed to my soaking wet clothes.

"That's easy. We just put the bucket of water in the-Ow!"Alfie yelled as Jerome stepped on his foot."What was that for!?"

"Shut up."Jerome said and I laughed on the inside. What? I couldn't let them see that I found this even slightly funny.

"Well, you two better watch out."I said doing the 'I've got my eyes on you' thing and walking back to my house."I'm gonna get those two. Hard."I closed the door behind me and started to walk up the stairs to my room.

"What was that, Patricia?"my mother asked. Always butting in.

"I just said...I'm gonna get...different clothes."Stupid Patricia! That doesn't even make sense!

"And why are you all wet?"

"Well...me and they boys across the street were having a...water balloon fight!"

"Alright. Go get freshened up. It's almost time for supper."

"Right. I'll do that!"I ran up to my room, where I thought I could be alone to plot on how to get back at Alfie and Jerome, but, of course, two pests were there."What are you doing in my room!?"

"Nothing!"Mikayla and Alexander shouted at the same time. They were ten year old twins. My little brother and sister.

"Alex? Miki?"

"Yeah?"

"Get out!"I pointed to the door and they started to walk out."Miki. Give."She handed me my hair extensions."Alex."He handed me a few pounds."Where's the rest?"

"Here."He sighed and handed me some coins.

"Thank you, and goodbye."

Alex stuck his tongue out at me and i shut the door behind them.

I sat down and started to draw a diagram. I already knew what I was going to do to those...I guess I'll call them...boys. Boys are just so exhausting. Alfie and Jerome are boys, right?

Author's note:I hope you like! Also, you'd best remember Alex and Miki. They may be very important later on...