What do you mean, I can't go through!" Ed screeched while he glared at the flame alchemist.

"Exactly that. This area is off limits," Roy replied, smirking at the blond

alchemist.

Roy snorted, "The whole world doesn't revolve around you."

Ed growled and was held back by Al. "Don't do anything rash, Niisan."

Roy smirked at the blond. "Don't do anything you would regret, Fullmetal."

Ed snarled. "Al, stay out of this."

Roy gave Ed a superior look. "Why don't you just head back."

Ro smacked Ed's butt, causing the blond to squaw.

Al just stared at the Colonel rather strangely.

"I can't believe you gave me a court martial…again!" Ed hissed at the

Colonel.

"It will only be for a couple hours a day at most," Roy whispered.

"This is the third time this week!" Ed argued.

"I realize that Fullmetal, but don't you think your overreacting?" Roy asked.

"Overreacting! The last time I got thrown in jail, the guy had a flipping chimera that flew!" Ed replied furiously.

Roy winced. "Well, you survived."

Ed glared. The blond was hardly impressed with the lover's behavior.

Two soldiers watched them. "Lover's spat?"

"Yup," the other man responded.

Ed sat in the jail cell glaring. He was angry. At the stupid Brigadier

General and the Colonel, who did the Colonel think he was? Isn't there some unwritten rule against throwing your lover in jail?

Ed seriously hoped this wasn't some weird thing, Roy was into.

Because it would be too weird and kinky. Not that Roy didn't like kinky

things, because he did, but Ed had to draw the line some where.

"Stupid Colonel," Ed muttered under his breath.

Al looked at him oddly. "Nissan, you can't curse the Colonel."

"And why not?"

"It's not proper."

"I don't care."

Ed looked at the Colonel warily. He was about to be thrown in jail by the

Brigadier General and the Colonel was leering at him.

The Colonel never acted like this in public. To be quite frank, it was

making him nervous.

Even Al had started to notice. How long before everyone else did. How

embarrassing it would be. Unless the Colonel wanted them to notice…

Ed didn't think it was such a good idea, but it seemed Roy wasn't very

open to suggestions.

Damn.

Ed hated it when the Colonel leered, it made him nervous.

But only a little.

A/N: I am now answering reviews so yay! There will be plenty of updates, would had been updated yesterday but was being stupid. There's no limit to how many drabbles there will be and rating may change in the future.

Also I am doing request drabbles. Got a suggestion for a drabble? You can leave it in the review and I just might do it.

Icy Wolf Rage: grins that's what it is exactly. Chimeras no problem, rats on the other hand…

Anime Monster: So many different possibilities…ahem yes, a plot bunny for another time.

Dragons Maiden: Insects huh? Well we all have to be afraid of something.

Genkai-chan: Don't we all want?