Sid: hey stinky Harold and patty are going on a date tonight
Stinky: wilikers u now what that means
Sid: Yep! you got that sprayed paint on you?
Stinky: do I ever not?
Sid: no I don't think so; anyway, here's the plan. okay, so, from what Helga told me…
Stinky: wilikers sid u talked to Helga and ur still alive?!
Sid: ya, and don't hate me for this, buddy, but Arnold was right. Helga can be pretty nice if u can get her to open up to u. at first she was all defensive when I was asked her, so I broke down and asked her why she was getting all defensive. then she said that she and patty are friends and that she wanted to protect patty's secret because she knew that we 'goofballs would do something to screw her date up.' I was surprised that Helga was looking out for someone that is not pheebs. so I promised… okay fine, sort of lied to her and I assured her twice that I wouldn't do anything if she told me. but being as stubborn as she is, she got Arnold to tell me instead and put him on the spot. Arnold accidentally told me… yeah, let's just leave it at that.
Stinky: wilikers im surprised at ur behavior sid. im glad to know that u care enough about our pranks to risk getting beatup by Helga and giving Arnold a bad reputation
Sid: it'll be helga's fault in the end for putting Arnold on the spot anyway. she could have always told me herself
Stinky: now what are we doin' texin we got some spray paintin to do
Sid: oh yeah! with the topic of chicks I got distracted.
Stinky: oh, sid, how ya really need to find urself a girlfriend…