I have a complaint.
Our username.
I DO SO ROCK!
No you don't.
I do so!
Do not.
Do.
Don't.
Do.
Do-
SHUT UP!
Hah! You said I do!
Right. That's it!
River, stop attacking Skye. Skye, put down that lampshade. You shall have to go to court!
Bags me lawyer!
Bags me not lawyer!
I shall be judge. GUILTY!
I haven't said anything yet!
I have.
Court scene later. Poster now.
Okay, the Scottish Cat-
Otherwise known as McGonagall-
-Has said that we had to do a nice poster about one of our classmatess.
So, here it is!
Chapter Two – The Poster
Come and see the
AMAZING
BOUNCING
FERRET!
(Boo!)
(Skye! Don't boo the ferret!)
(Why not?)
(Because ferrets are cute!)
(RIVER HAS A CRUSH ON THE FERRET!)
The ferret comes when called!
For example:
FERRET!
(No one's coming!)
MALFOY!
(Here he is!)
(STUPEFY!)
(You've stunned the ferret!)
(YAY!)
So, come and get you're A.B.F today!
Just stun a random blonde boy with green robes and turn one into a ferret!
So, the Scottish Cat didn't like it for some reason…
Yeah, she gave us a T.
Bad Scottish Cat.
Anyway… COURT CASE!
GUILTY!
I should be ruler of the world because I rock and Skye doesn't. So, thus, I am AMAZING!
Whatever, I win.