"New babies are rather hideous, really," Azula said conversationally. "They have those frog-legs and that squished-up face, and they're all purple and covered with gross substances when they come out. I don't see why people continue to insist that they're cute."

Her audience yawned.

"I see…you don't care about that, do you?" Azula asked. "They say you must have been switched out at birth, you know, because you're so mellow all the time. But admittedly, you look better than most…even if you did inherit your father's big, lumpy head."

She paused, pointed a dramatic finger, and said sternly, "Which was not pleasant to give birth to, I might add!"

Kazuo's only response was to blow a spit bubble.