Title: I'M ONLINE!

Rating: M Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...or the internet... OO

Warning: RATED M FOR A REASON.

A/N: I just had to do this fic! The idea came to me awhile ago when a ton of people where badgering me on YIM. XD I LOVE YOU GUYS THOUGH! Yet another Author note!: Thank you so much tyrranus-3-oiche for the idea for this chapter! -Hugglez and gives cookies and candy-

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'You have a video message from Sharingan-avenger.'

----- Video... -----

Sasuke slowly jumped through the small window, the camera bouncing as he held it facing himself.

He glided over to a bed with dark orange covers, the occupant couldn't be seen. Sasuke turned to the camera and put a finger to his mouth in a 'sush'ing motion then turned back around to the person sleeping in the bed comftorably. He pulled back the blankets and sheets to reveal a spikey-haired blonde with tan skin.

("That's me!!!" Naruto exclaimed, edging closer to the computer screen.)

Sasuke delicately rolled the sleeping blonde over and set the camera on the bedstand so it was facing the bed. Sasuke slowly brought his face to Naruto's and pressed his lips gently against the blonde's.

(Naruto gasped).

Soon the blonde reacted and started moaning into the kiss, still asleep, yet he moved an arm around Sasuke's shoulder. Sasuke smirked into the kiss and ran his toungue along Naruto's jaw line, earning a soft mewling noise from the sleeping boy. Sasuke retraced his licking and placed his lips on Naruto's, nibbling on his bottom lip and earning admittance.

("Oh...my..god..." Naruto choked. 'That's...realy hot...what? No! That's disgusting! Quit getting aroused!' Naruto yelled internaly, trying to will away the growing bulge in his crotch.)

After awhile of playing "toungue war" Sasuke back slightly from Naruto, his lips just barely grazing Naruto's. Naruto whimpered and reached out. "Sorry Naru-chan. Don't worry I'll back." At this he turned to the camera and smirked, reaching out and turning it off.

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Foxy-sex-kitten: SASUKE-TEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUZZ!

BUZZ!

BUZZ!

Sharingan-avenger: Hi Naruto! Frisky are we:)

Foxy-sex-kitten: What the hell was that video?! Using some kind of weird jutsu to make it seem real!

Sharingan-avenger: I didn't use any justu Naru-chan. You want me. Admit it. :)

Foxy-sex-kitten: WTF!? NO I DON'T:O

Sharingan-avenger: Yes you do.

Foxy-sex-kitten: NO. I. DON'T!

Sharingan-avenger: Awww. How cute. :) Denial.

Foxy-sex-kitten: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.

Sharingan-avenger: Is that before or after you jack-off thinking about that video?

Foxy-sex-kitten: DIEEEEEEEEE!

Sharingan-avenger: I love you too! Oh yeah, I'm coming over soon to show you how much I love you. :)

Foxy-sex-kitten: What?! O-o

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Sharingan-avenger has signed out.

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Foxy-sex-kitten: I WILL KILL YOU... O-O

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A/n: Sooo? REVIEW:) I know I'd say it would be longer but I wanted to get it to you quickly! I love you reviewers! -hugglez- Cookies for reviews! Still open for suggestions and other stuff!(It's meh hacking into this ::shifty eyes:: go to my pro..link wont work lol so type this ShikTani Azraela Alurenia...please