Portugal!

Aight' here's chapter deuce-SON! DO WORK! Oh and there's a lot of humor in this chap, but other then that; it's pretty dry, sorry.

The waterfall inside the cave have lead our heroes...er...Okay our hero and our anti-hero...or...secondary antagonist who happens to be the anti-hero until season 2-YOU GET THE IDEA!

Anyway the waterfall dumps into another stream which moved the unconscious duo downstream outside the cave. It finally moved them to the side of the river deep in the mountains of upstate New York. They were still shackled together.

Jake had inadvertently changed back into his human form. Most likely because of the impact. Somehow he was resting against a large rock. Talking in his sleep. Yup, that's Jake for ya.

Rose was several feet in front. Just at the end of the chain. Inches from the flowing river. She was in more of a curling-up position. Sleeping soundly and facing away from Jake.

"Ugh...N-n-no-no, n-no, no Spud...d-on't eat that. Unh...No...Rose...d-dark truth...ugh...what...huh?" Jake woke up, Huntsgirl was the first thing he saw. "Sh-" Jake lifted up his left leg...still shackled "Oh no." he whispered. "Sh*t sh*t Sh*t f*ck dammit to hell motherf*cking sonofabitch f*ck f*ck f*ck!" Jake swore in a LOW whisper. He then looked up at the blue sky. "Why...WHYYYYYY." He grit his teeth in a whisper

"Unh..."

"Gasp! Sh*t!" It wasn't quiet enough, Rose was waking up. "Damn damn damn damn damn-dragon up dragon up dragon up!" Jake whispered frantically.

"Uh...unh...ugh...gah..." Rose rubbed her head and turned to face Jake.

"Hey there sleepy head."

"AHHHHH!" Rose backed away scared from her wake up call

"Aw did I scare you?"

"Y-YES! Stupid cretin!" she stood up. "Well this day has been a complete fiasco! And I swear Dragon Boy, if you fondled me in my slumber and if I find out...I'll make your death even slower then what I had planned." she threatened.

"Ha! For all you know I could have planted my dragon seed inside you, and you won't know till-"

"GEAAAAAHHH!"

"Oh crap-gagcgckkchgkch!" Angered Rose got him in a choke hold.

"SO HELP ME! If I have any half dragon kids I'll...I'll...I'LL-"she thought loosening her grip

"Kill me eveeeeeen sloooooower...seriously how much more slowly could you possible kill me?" Jake asked

"Oh-ho-ho, you'd be surprised!" Rose got off him

"Besides, it usually skips a generation anyhow." Jake assured her.

"Whatever...only reason you're not dead anyhow is cause...I got nothing." Rose shrugged "So, why don't we just forget this whole day ever happened and do it again sometime, k?" she turned away. Jake just snickered. "Ya know, I actually enjoyed some of our romps...but, it all has to end somet-[ching-] whoa-[thud]" Rose reached the end of the chain and basically tripped over herself.

"Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Can't beat the classics." Jake laughed.

"Ugh...aw I forgot about the chains!" Rose smacked her mask covered forehead. She stood up "Well, this is officially the worst day ever."

"Likewise."

"As is if I had enough to worry about as it is." Jake knew what that meant.

"Oh no...Not a...GIRLY SOB STORY-AHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Schools a drag." Amen "Cheerleading practice blows." (I know there is NO evidence that Rose is a cheerleader but, hey; FAN-fiction people) "And I have to juggle the fact I live a double life as an average schoolgirl who by night is a slaying huntress!"

"So it's like Batman in reverse?"

"Uh-yeah-sure-whatever."

"But as much as I hate to admit it, you're right. School blows." Can I get an Amen! "I mean I got dragon training round the clock, I gotta fight all kinds of psychos and weirdos to protect the magical world-ON TOP of you and Hunts-punk."

"Hunts-MASTER! And you're the one whose like Batman...except I don't know your identity...but I'll find out...one way or another." Rose pondered

"You are almost as bitter as my mythology teacher, except you're not old...or German...or obsessed with magical creatures even though-"

"All his information is fake!" they said in unison

"Huh...that was weird." Jake chuckled

"I agree...what's your teacher's name Dragon?"

"Hans Rotwood."

"What!" her eyes went wide "That's the same name as my mythology teacher...which means-"

"We both go to Millard Fillmore Middle School." Jake finished

"Well...that certainly narrows it down."

They stared at each other awkwardly for what seemed like hours until Jake finally said.

"Alright look, were obviously not gonna get anywhere just staring at each other, and these unicorn horn shackles clearly aren't going to unlock themselves, and standing out here won't solve it."

"Ugh...you're right." Rose cringed. She looked at their surroundings, then up at the sky. "It's probably like 5 o'clock, sun sets at 8:30, looks like the river is floating...south-good."

"Hey Poindexter, you going anywhere with this?" Jake asked sitting on his rock

"Shut-up, I'm trying to get us out of here so we can go back to trying to kill each other!" That's very positive

"Yeah while you try to be a hero, I'll be getting us out of here by effortlessly building a raft to get us downstream." Jake said cracking his knuckles like the cocky son of a gun he is. "Watch and learn."

"Ha! I'll bet you one, I'll make better raft then you could ever hope to-[zawazwssverrrreereesheosoeo]" came the sound of Jake constructing their raft. "Viola. Check it out, oak floor boards, tied together with vines, and check it out, even made a leafy sail...so...how's uh...how's your raft coming along there sweetness?"

"Uh...er..."

"You could use my raft...but you have to ask nicely." Jake 1 Huntsgirl 0

"Ugh...ehh...uggggh..."

"I'm waiting."

"Uh...may...p-p-p-p-please u-u-use your r-raft?" Man you don't know how much that's killing her.

"Tch...ya know, that wasn't very convincing, ya have to say pretty please." Jake insisted

"UGGGH!"

"Wait! Not done-"

"Oh come on!"

"You also have to say...that...I'm the greatest dragon in the whole world and I outwit the huntsclan effortlessly." Ouch!

"UGGGGGGH!" … … . … . … Shes contemplating whether or not swimming would be a better option "Just remember...I loathe and despise you, and one day you will regret this, and I ill be the one who slays you dragon, got it!"

"I'm waiting."

"UgghnnnnAAAAAHHHH! Sigh...Can I...p-p-pretty, pretty...please...use your raft almighty best...d-d-d-d-d—d-d-d-drag-on...in the whole world?"

"Who..?"

Uggggggggggh...who...w-w-w-who...outwits...the-the-the Huntsc-lan...effortlessly-AHHHHHHHH!" she fell to her knees. Jake looked up at the sky

"I owe ya one big guy." he looked back "Good thing you said it too, I was gonna use you as an anchor. Now hop on kid-"

"NEVER CALL ME KID!" She hopped on, and the two floated downstream. "Or Princess, or hot stuff, or sweetness or any of the other stupid pet names you give me, capiche!"

"Ya-vole mein commendant!" Jake said mockingly with a stupid salute.

"Urgh! Stupid creatures...what I wouldn't give to see you all just die...that would make me happy." What dreams have you been having?

"Ya know someone else had a similar dream to your little clan...what was his name again-oh yes, Hitler?"

"Adolf Hitler was a deranged maniac with a personality disorder."

"You sure you're not confusing him with Harvey Dent?"

"No you idiot! Listen, we have dreams of making a free world for ALL humankind...the way it was meant to be." Rose explained "Hitler simply wanted a perfect HUMAN race, and for that I hate him."

"Join the club." Jake needed to change the subject. "So...how bout the Knicks?"

"They suck!"

"True true...cool, cool. Uh...The Yankees?"

"I hate baseball." WITCH!

"The Giants?"

"I like the Patriots."

"GASP!You dare call yourself a New Yorker!"

"Piss off, at least were winning games-and DON'T YOU EVEN DARE-bring the 2008 Superbowl debacle into this, if that is your only argument."

"What the-IT'S THE ONLY ARGUEMENT I NEED WOMAN!"

"Whoa, calm down there Lombardi, no need to get your tampon in a bunch." she chuckled.

"Grrrrrrr!" Jake growled... "Ya know, Huntsgirl-"

"Look, Dragon...I know you and I both HATE the very sight of each other. I also know this whole experience is gonna be hard on the both of us." she said holding up the chain "But talking clearly isn't making this any easier...so why don't we just...shut-up, let the river take us south, and we'll take it from there, sound fair...p-p-p-p-partner?" Ooh, suckerpunch.

"Huh...partners."

"Don't get used to it." Rose assured him.

"Yeah sure."

"Good, let's just kick back, and enjoy the peaceful weather." Rose sai lying down.

"Yeah...peaceful." Jake sighed lazily running his finger through the water, causing ripples.

And scene...PLEASE REVIEW! And don't worry, it WILL get more interesting as we go.