Sakura came back downstairs from taking a nice hot shower. After getting ice cold water dumped on you, a hot shower is something you would want. That damned Uchiha…now her cell was ruined, along with her favorite bra. Damn him. Walking into the kitchen, her hair still wet and clinging to her neck, she spotted an unusual sight;
Itachi…standing at the kitchen counter…reading a magazine…and eating tomatoes.
Wow, that's not something you see everyday! Sakura smirked as a plan formed in her brain. Oh, she was going to get revenge on the idiot for sure now…
"Ne, Itachi? What'ya doin'?" she asked innocently, batting her eyelashes. They were alone in the kitchen, she observed. Good, no interruptions. Oooh, he was so going to get it now. Heh…
He eyed her suspiciously. "I'm eating." Wow, that sure was an understatement. Congratulations Itachi, world record for shortest sentence goes to you! Well…there are shorter sentences but…whatever.
"I see that…what are you eating?" she asked innocently, the gleam in her eyes telling him something was about to go down.
"What does it look like I'm eating?"
Sakura smirked. "It looks like your eating tomatoes. I never knew you like tomatoes Itachi!" she started to giggle that annoying little giggle of hers when she thought something was just extremely out of the ordinary.
Itachi held up a particularly large slice of tomato, and stared at the pink haired girl curiously. Suddenly, she was on the other side of the room, his tomato slice in her hand, and she was about to eat it. Oh no…that was not going to happen again!
Sakura grinned as she saw Itachi's eyes narrow and the Sharingan swirl in his eyes. "Bad Itachi! I thought I told you to only use the Sharingan in battle! I only just recently healed your eyes!" she chuckled at his antics.
"Does it look like I care?" oh boy. He was moving closer now…shit. What was she supposed to do?
Well, she didn't plan for this to happen, however strong a ninja she was. Without another thought, she popped the tomato slice in her mouth, a smug smirk firmly placed on her mouth. He glared. She glared back at him. Something was bound to happen, but Sakura didn't expect what happened next to actually happen.
Sakura almost lost her balance as the elder Uchiha slammed his lips against hers in a rough, demanding kiss. She could do nothing but kiss back, seeing as she was trapped against the wall by his body and him holding her wrists above her head. He pried her lips open with his tongue, and tasted the sweet, sweet tomato he was craving. Only now, it had an even sweeter taste added to it. He liked it. A lot.
Good God, Sakura thought. He's even worse than Sasuke!
some people asked for a continuation...and this is the best i could come up with while on writers block...so i hope u liked it! shortness and all...i personally think it sucked. but w/e. i still don't own naruto...