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Johnny alarm suddenly sprung to life, and he was startled out of bed by the noise.
"Its time to get up for school Johnny" said, Hugh Test, his voice indicated that he could yell at any moment.
Johnny did not want that, so he dragged himself up and his dad vanished.
"Damn. Its school day. A part of my life that absolutely hates me" Johnny said, he could pretend to be sick but his parents knew every trick in the book by now.
He dragged himself to the bathroom where his sisters were his sisters got to it first and made him suffer by making him wait for half an hour.
They finally came out and when he went in, he found out that they had destroyed any manly substance he could get from the room and he was forced to bath in strawberry scented Shampoo because he had a terrible feeling that's this is what his Dad brought when he went shopping.
He came out not in a good mood and went to his closet to put on good clothes.
"How about Johnny. You put on deodorant this time?" Said, Dukey.
"The what?" Johnny said.
"The thing that you use for other stuff except your arm pits" said, Dukey dryly. "Think of it this way, Johnny. It has the superpower for you to run and not feel those uncomfortable sweat paths. Can you imagine how cool you would look doing physical exercise and acting like your not even trying because there is not a sweat patch on you and you smell good?"
Superpower?
He had gotten to Johnny and for the first time since he had gotten it, he actually put the roll on, on.
It only took a couple of seconds and than he went downstairs and actually sat down to not have any of his fathers cooking but normal cereal.
"Little brother, you shouldn't eat so much sugar" said, Mary Test.
He ignored her and stuffed himself full of sugar.
Just than they all heard the sound of the bus and Hugh Test dumped his latest creation into Johnny lunch.
Already he felt sick.
He was given a kiss that he didn't want and then sent off to the bus.
No sign of Mom anywhere.
He got on and it was already a bad start to the morning when somebody threw a water balloon at him making him soaking wet.
"Fantastic" Johnny said, as he walked to an empty bus seat, soaking wet.
The vechile drove off and began to pick other children up, half an hour later the bus finally arrived at school.
You can just see the life getting sucked out of the children on the bus eyes ,as they saw the school.
They all came down and walked into the building just counting the minutes until the school day ends.
He went to class and was immediately singled out by Mr. Henry Teacherman.
"Johnny...why are you soaking wet?" The man said.
"Some kid throw a water ballon at me this morning" Said, Johnny.
"Than you should have asked for spear clothes" said, the man.
But instead of reply back, Johnny was so done with this man.
Maybe if the rules on the bus weren't none existent than this wouldn't have happened.
Why should he have to rely on the school when the school made the environment like a jungle?
He sat down not caring that he was dripping from the floor.
Well, everybody else did.
"Johnny, go to bathroom and get some lost and found clothes. I will not have you dripping everywhere" said, the man.
"...fine" Johnny said taking his bag because he knew kids would try to steal whatever was inside.
He went to the lost and found place and asked the old woman.
"Hi, I need some lost and found clothes" he said.
"Of, course little lady" said, the woman and Johnny wasn't even going to correct her.
"Well...all I have right now are these manly looking jeans and T-Shirt" She said holding them up.
It was a black T-Shirt with a green snake on it and ripped baggy jeans.
"Ill take them" Johnny said grabbing them before heading to the boys bathroom to dry his hair and take off his damp clothes.
He walked back to class in better clothes than he was in previously which lifted his mood.
He sat down at his seat and then the lesson began.
So boring...
He was bored within five minutes and wanted something desperate to do.
And than he thought of something.
Why doesn't he translate what his teacher was saying into interesting words?
He could already hear the boring teachers voice turn into Speed Mccool and he wasnt in a boring classroom.
He was dodging death math spikes while Speed Mccool coached him through it.
Nothing was impossible for hyperactive 11 year old mind.
"JOHNNY!"
Suddenly he heard, snapping him out of it.
He saw Mr teacherman in front of him.
"What are you writing?" Said the man suspiciously.
"E-Er stuff" Johnny said.
The man took the paper and they all waited for the man to yell and give him detention.
However, something in the man expression changed when he began to read, there was even many flash's of surprise on his face before he finished reading.
The man gave him the paper back and turned back around, all without saying a word.
Many students were curious about what the man just read to make him leave Johnny alone.
Johnny thought this might be a go ahead to continue daydreaming and he did.
The man didn't call him out on it for the rest of class.
Then break started and it was the continuations of Johnny hell.
"Hey, Test. What did you write to get the teacher to get off your back?" Said the voice of Bumper.
Johnny tried to run but it was too late.
His green back pack was ripped from him forcibly, making the straps almost snap and his bag was being emptied of it contents.
Johnny couldnt do a thing because he was small and weak.
Bumper grabbed some sheets with his writing on it and began to read.
Surprise flashed across his face.
"Hey, Test. This is pretty good" Said, Bumper. "If Maths was like this, I wouldn't be so bored"
Then the bully began to read what Johnny wrote to anybody that was willing to listen.
His writing gathered kids around but Johnny wasnt happy that they liked his story.
He was mad because his school bully was reading his stuff without permission.
"Hey, Test. You should make notes like this all the time" Said, Bumper, before making a fist and saying in a clear threatening tone. "It would help a lot with my homework"
Johnny did not have a choice in this mattered.
However before Johnny could say anything a dog in a 'normal kid' outfit walked up and said.
"Certainly, he will do it" Said, Dukey. "However, during school time its going to cost you."
"Dukey?" Johnny said.
"Who the hell are you?" Said, Bumper.
"His assistant" said, Dukey. "It will cost you 2 bucks per page"
"And why should I pay that when I could just steal it?" Said, Bumper, raising a good point.
"You can try but I dont think you want this being sent to the principle" said, Dukey before pressing play on his recorder.
What they heard next was Bumper clear voice threatening Johnny for his notes.
The school can't ignore it if there was proof like that and a possible lawsuit growing in their minds.
Dukey knew this well.
"This is already in digital form" said, Dukey. "So do you want to try taking his notes, again? Go ahead."
Dead silence.
"..Fine. I'll pay for 4 pages" said, Bumper having been beaten and getting out money he may have stolen from another kid early that day.
He handed it over to Dukey.
"Pleasure doing business with you, Bumper." Dukey said.
"Dukey. That was amazing but why do I have to work for Bumper?" Said, Johnny, making a face.
"Even Bumper has money. You have no noteworthy skills so helping people is all you can do. Even helping the guy who assaults you on a daily basis" said, Dukey.
"Fine" Johnny said.
"Now go off to wood shop" said, Dukey guiding him. "And don't forget to take notes"
Johnny lucky wasn't working on anything in wood shop so he could day dream and not injure a part of his body in the process.
The next thing after that was lunch and Johnny threw away his dads meat loaf and tried to eat whatever was left over.
Why couldn't his father have just given him cash for food so that Bumper can later steal it?
The next lesson was PE or Johnny liked to call it.
A lesson where people were allowed to beat him up using sports.
His short stature got in the way of everything he did, sometimes it was a good thing but when it came to running, it was hell.
And Johnny could swear up and down that he never used to be this short.
It was like he shrunk massively in the past year or so.
He wouldn't even be surprised if all the experiments he went through, was making him shrink.
However, instead of being discouraged, determination shone in his eyes.
But that's why he had to get rich enough to get away from his family.
Soon the effects of the deodorant he put on was rearing its head because he was soon sweating like a pig but be didn't have massive sweat marks under his arms like a lot of the guys.
Instead, coming out of him was a pine scent which the girls he walked passed couldn't help but notice.
"Since when did Johnny come across as so athletic? He's barely sweating at all" he heard a girl say.
Johnny decided to stretch for no reason and wondered if he should use deodorant more often.
He went to the changing rooms and came out with his underwear over his head because Bumper felt like it and every teacher at the school seemed to have suddenly gone deaf and dum when they saw him.
Dukey helped him get the underwear off.
"I HATE SCHOOL!" Yelled Johnny.
"Join, the club" said a kid walking past.
"...well now its over" Johnny said. "Video games? Candy? Or both?" Excited.
"Neither." Said, Dukey making Johnny frown. "Your booked right now"
"Fine. Who is it that has me?" Said, Johnny.
"Me" said, a familiar male voice.
Johnny turned to see it was his own teacher and could hear the horror music play in the background as he did so.
"I want you to do your homework, right in front me and help tidy up the classroom" said, the man making his life even worse for johnny. "If you produce more than the bare minium there may a bonus for you"
Dukey took the man money and said. "Deal. Lets go Johnny"
Johnny was dragged back to the place he thought he had escaped.
He screamed as he was put back in class and homework was positioned in from him.
"Its not that bad, Johnny" said Dukey. "When this is over. Lets stop by a pizza place. My treat"
"Really?" Johnny said, suddenly extremely motivated to do his homework.
And who wouldn't be motivated when you can eat Pizza to the point you can skip his dads terrible cooking?
Johnny went to the first question and his eyebrow frowned.
"Come on, Johnny its not that complex" said, Dukey. "All you have to remember is these angle's"
Then Dukey began to move his hands like a crossing guard and making things fun for Johnny in the process.
All the while his teacher was staring at them from afar.
Dukey knew his best friend inside and out so he know what made Johnny actually do work voluntarily.
What stunned the man was Dukey incredible knowledge of maths as if he was a University level teacher.
Johnny was done in half an hour much to his teacher shock but than the man began to look at the sheet sceptically.
He got out a green pen and began to mark.
There were many trace's of surprise as the man began marking.
He was done in 5 minutes.
"...Johnny, you got full marks" said, the man in disbelief, wondering if it was raining cats and dogs.
Johnny looked shocked.
He actually got full marks on his homework?
And it wasn't even that hard.
"See, Johnny. I told you can do it" Said, Dukey, before saying. "Now lets clean this place up and get some Pizza"
"Lets make this the best clean up game ever" Said, Johnny.
"Is there any other way?" Dukey said before both of them got competitive with each other.
Mr Teacherman could only watch this all go down stunned.
They were done in 10 minutes and when they were about to leave, they both sudden heard.
"Johnny, don't you want your bonus?" Said, the man.
Johnny eyes were wide as he turned.
The man was walking towards them with his wallet out.
"Here is a 20." Said, the man and Dukey took it. "It looks like you found yourself a good friend, Johnny. Make sure to stick with him from now on"
Both of them were stunned.
"Of course, I'll stick with him. He's my best buddy" said, Johnny making Dukey smile. "I wouldn't trade him for the world"
"Stop it. Your making me blush" Said, Dukey as they both walked out.
"Lets get the most meaty pizza on the menu." said, Johnny before they both disappeared.
Mr Teacherman stood at his doorway.
He wondered if this was the way to turn Johnny into a student that cared about school?
We'll, he would certainly be ranting the boy out more.
And who knows?
Parents evening may be interesting this year.
And scene!
Next chapter, Johnny does more jobs and Dukey starts doing things with Johnny money like investments and the stock market aided by his high level of intelligence. Review/ fav and follow!