Johnny vs

by randomplotbunny

Just some crack stories I came up with in my spare time. Rated for some language and imagery.

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"Nope, not gonna do it."

Please, Johnny! It would make everyone happy!

"Not interested."

Just this once?

"No."

Please?

"Talk to someone else!"

There is no one else. You're perfect!

"Yeah, well..."

Only once. I swear.

"One time?"

Yes

"And no one else sees it?"

Of course.

So Nny put on the bunny suit.