Bleach: Marshmallow Misunderstandings
Ishiin Kurosaki overhears his son's conversationa nd was quite shock to hear it...
Rating: K+

a/n: This idea popped out while I was staring blankly into space. I kinda liked it. It took me a long time to find a perfect dialogue. So, this fic is almost entirely dialogue. Hehehe I hope you like it! Because many people requested for it, I will write a sequel about wedding in the chapter five-ish... Anyway, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach! If I did, there would be more Ichigo X Rukia fluff in it.

Marshmallow Misunderstandings

Ishiin Kurosaki tiptoed to his son's room and pressed his ear against his son's door. Ishiin had just arrived earlier than usual and was startled by the talking in Ichigo's room. He calmed himself as he heard the conversation of his son and Rukia Kuchiki, a friend Ichigo brought over, behind the door. And his father could believe not what he was hearing.

"Ichigo, look at this!"

"No!"

"Just turn your head here and look at this!"

"Why would I want to look at that?!"

"Because, I said so!"

"I don't want to look at it!"

"Come on, don't tell me you don't want seeing something as girly as these"

"What's so girly about those?! And why would I have interest in some girly thing?"

"Because they're soft! See? Touch them!"

"And why would I do that?"

"Inoue did the same with Ishida. And he like it!"

"He's Ishida! I don't see why I have to touch them."

"Because they're soft!"

"Why are you poking them?! You're not suppose to poke it!"

"Just touch it already!"

"I don't see why I have to touch them!"

"Don't tell me you're scared to touch it?"

"Why would I be afraid of touching it?"

"Why don't you just touch them, if you're not scared?"

"Why would I do something so stupid?"

"Come on, Ichigo! They're soft and cuddly!"

"Cuddly? What's so cuddly about those?!"

"For crying out, Ichigo. What's wrong with you?"

"What's wrong with me? What wrong with you?"

"It's like it's the first time you've seen something like this."

"Believe me, I've seen softer ones and bigger ones."

"So, why don't you just touch it, if it's no big deal for you?"

"Why would you want me to touch it? It's yours anyway."

"Come on, touch it already."

"Why would I touch something that's not mine?"

"Just touch it and feel its softness."

"Gee…how soft…"

"I said touch it, not squeeze it!"

"Fine, I JUST TOUCHED it. Satisfied?"

"Aren't they soft like bunny fur?"

"Duh, those are suppose to be soft!"

"You don't have to be angry. You should be glad that I even showed them to someone like you!"

"Why would I care about those?"

"Now, Ichigo taste them!"

"First, you wanted me to look at those up close. Then, you want me to touch them. Now, you want me to taste them?"

"I thought people in this world like these things."

"Not everybody! I won't! Not after you poked and touched it."

"Why are you making a big deal out of these small things?"

"No!"

"Come on, Ichigo, for me!"

"No."

"Just give it a try."

"NO!"

"Just hold them already!"

"I said no!"

"Don't let me force you!"

"Help! I'm being help against my will!"

"Just say 'ah'"

"aaaiiiiimmm choo-choooking! Aaaiiiii caaaannnt breeeettt!"

"There, that wasn't so bad."

The jaws of Ichigo's father dropped as he heard the conversation. He knew his son was already a teenager with raging hormones, but this? He heard footsteps approaching the door. Ichigo opened the door not noticing his snooping father.

"NEXT TIME YOU WANT SOMEONE TO TASTE MARSHMALLOWS, DON'T THINK ABOUT COMING HERE!"

Ichigo blinked a few times to make sure that he wasn't seeing his father in front of his kneeling in front of his bedroom door. What the heck was his father doing? A vein appeared in Ichigo's forehead. We all know what happens next.

a/n: What do guys think? Was it boring? Was I successful in tinkling your funny bones? I apologize for any typographical errors, grammatical errors, misspellings, and incorrect punctuation. See the 'go' button on the lower left screen? Click it!