I'M BACK! Okay, so we left off with my Dad telling me a shocking secret…my Grandfather and Mother were both Soul Reapers! What'll happen next?
In the living room…
Dad: All right, so we're all here for the family discussion.
Gin: But me and Cooly are here, and we're not family…
Cooly: Yeah, so it should be Family-plus-Gin-and-Cooly-discussion!
Mom: *sweatdrops* that's too long…let's just call it a "discussion"
Gin: M'kay!
Me: So Mom…HOW exactly were you a soul reaper? You don't seem to be the fighting type…
Mom: I wasn't. I worked in 4th squad as a healer.
Me: What about Grandfather?
Dad: He was the Captain General before Yamamoto.
Gin: But Yamamoto has been Captain General for over a thousand years!
Cooly: Holy crap Yami! Your Grandfather must be ANCIENT!
Yami: *has rushed to the phone* Pop-Pop?
Pop-pop: Yes Yami?
Yami: Well…WHY ONE EARTH DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE A SOUL REAPER? AND THE CAPTAIN GENERAL TO BOOT! YOU OWE ME BIG TIME!
Pop-pop: so your family finally had the "discussion."
Me: ewwww, don't say it that way! It sounds like the discussion parents have with their kids when they become old enough to know such things…
Pop-pop: …Wow your mind is perverted.
Me: that's what happens when you accidentally lose half your innocence online.
Mom: SINCE WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?
Dad: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO CLICK THE "STUMBLE UPON" (1) BUTTON!
Cooly: Wow…what exactly did you learn?
Gin: take some advice from an adult – YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
Blondie: I'm in shock…
*doorbell rings*
Honey: I'll get it!
*Honey runs to the door and opens it to find Grimmjow and Ulquiorra*
Grimmjow: Is this Yami's house?
Honey: Yes! Would you like to speak with her?
Ulquiorra: Yes.
Me: *runs to the door and tackle-hugs them both* HI GUYS!
Grimmjow: Yo! Wanna spar again?
Ulquiorra: Is fighting all you can think about, trash?
Grimmjow: WHAT? SAY THAT AGAIN!
Ulquiorra: Tra-
Me: *shoves a lollipop in his mouth* Be nice, you two!
Grimmjow: Do I get one?
Me: No, you get…a ball of string!
Grimmjow: YES! *begins playing with the string*
Dad: *sweatdrops* Yami sure has some weird friends…
Cooly: Yami, do you have any food? I'm hungry…
Mom: Well, I had bought the ingredients for shish kebobs, but apparently we have no skewers.
Me: No problem! Gin can use Shinso!
Blondie: Shin-what?
Gin: Good idea! Shoot to kill, Shinso!
A few minutes later…
Blondie: Yum, these are good!
Gin: My Shinso for skewering and Cooly's Ryujin Jakka for toasting was pretty smart!
Me: thank you!
Ulquiorra: …Grimmjow, why aren't you eating the veggies?
Grimmjow: Because I'm a carnivore! Carnivores don't eat veggies!
Ulquiorra: *shoves a piece of broccoli in Grimmjow's mouth*
Grimmjow: STOFF FAFF SHU MOROM! (Stop that you moron!)
Ulquiorra: Chew.
*Grimmjow is forced to eat the broccoli*
Grimmjow: YOU SUCK ULQUIORRA!
Ulquiorra: Of course I do. I'm a vampire…of sorts.
Me: But he's not a twilight vampire, because they're pathetic sparkly wimps. Ulquiorra is a cool vampire.
Grimmjow: NO HE ISN'T! ALL VAMPIRES ARE HORRIBLE!
Me: Why do you say that?
Ulquiorra: The only Vampire's he's ever heard of are me (who he hates) and twilight vampires (which are trash).
Me: Ohh… I got it! *chucks a book at Grimmjow*
Grimmjow: What's this?
Me: Vampire Hunter D (2). You'll like it. It's really good. NOW READ!
*Grimmjow goes off to read the book*
Ulquiorra: Oh, Aizen-sama sent us here to deliver these…*gives me some BLEACH BEAT COLLECTION CD's*
Me: DANKE SCHÖN!
Ulquiorra: Bitte.
Me: Wurden Sie mögen zu einigen Lieden hören?
Ulquiorra: Ich möchte den sehr.
Blondie: …Why are you speaking in German?
Me: We feel like it! Anyway, MUSIC TIME!
*I put a CD into my CD player and chose a song*
Ulquiorra: Isn't this Yachiru's song?
Me: Yep! It's my favorite one, 'cuz it's so cute!
Cooly: We should invite some of our Seireitei friends over for a party!
Gin: YEAH! And Aizen too!
Me: M'kay!
*we shunpo off to invite people*
Sorry for the long wait with this one, I had writers block. Next chapter is the party! Woot!
On a sadder note, I got second degree sunburn while at camp and it HURTS! Here's to hoping it goes away quickly!
Footnotes:
(1)This is a button my dad has on his web browser that shows you a random site.
(2)Yes, this is an actual book. I read it this summer and I LOVED it! Check it out at your local library.