AN: Well the consensus seemed to be wanting a little bit more of Jurassic Finn, so here is the second part of what I had thought about doing for it. So for the next chapter will have a spoiler for Glee, with a reference to Funeral, and there will be a lot of spoilers for The Lost World: Jurassic Park, and Jurassic Park III. Hope you guys enjoy! And again I think I got all the mistakes, no promises, but if there are I apologize now. Also I want to take a moment and thank particularly good finder and JasonDragon64 for their help and contribution in helping come up with the better Facebook comments than I had originally came up with initially, and I think it made it more humorous. So thanks guys!
Chapter 2
Search for the Dinosaur
-Kurt-
Kurt was waiting impatiently at the mall for Mercedes. He had managed to convince her to meet him after she was done with church, and that he needed her help in finding a few presents. Five minutes later Mercedes came over wearing the jacket that makes Kurt's eyes go cross eyed and it makes him think that she looks like a Technicolor zebra.
"Hey Kurt," Mercedes smiled as she gave him a hug. "So, who are we getting presents for?"
Kurt let go of her and returned the smile. "We are getting a present for none other than my fabulous boyfriend, of course and our super awesome parents."
Mercedes raised an eyebrow. "What happened to put you on cloud nine?"
Kurt slightly blushed and Mercedes squealed with joy. "Kurt, you got lucky last night, didn't you?"
Kurt blushed even more. "Mercedes, I am thrilled that you think that I had managed to get laid exciting, but no we didn't do that."
Mercedes gave Kurt a look that had Kurt feeling uncomfortable for a second. "Look, I may have fantasized about having sex with Finn, but in actuality I am absolutely terrified to even go that far. I am fine with the intense kissing and the grinding with him. Plus I think he's more afraid of what my dad will do to him if that happens."
Mercedes was quiet for a minute before she spoke. "So what kind of fantasies, have you had about him?"
God, just open the floor to China now! Kurt thought, as he blushed some more. "I am not having this conversation with you."
Mercedes smirked. "Fine have it your way. So what are we getting Finn this week and your parents?"
Kurt sighed and started walking. "Well, you see Finn, had managed to convince Carole to take dad out last night, and he made a wonderful dinner for the two of us and didn't burn anything. Then he had me sit down and watch Jurassic Park with him and the movie managed to make me jump like crazy."
Mercedes was smiling. "Are you going to watch the other two?"
Kurt shook his head. "I'm good. The first one was more than enough dinosaur entertainment for me."
Mercedes shook her head. "You should at least see the second one. I liked it more than I did three."
Kurt stopped and looked at Mercedes. "You've watched Jurassic Park?"
Mercedes shrugged. "My brother was into it, so yeah of course I've seen them. But seriously you should watch the other two."
Kurt shook his head. "I can't believe that you are trying to convince me to watch them. But anyway, before Carole and dad got back Finn and I had gone to bed, in our separate rooms, and well I had a nightmare about those Vel-what-evers and they were attacking me."
"Velociraptors?" Mercedes offered Kurt.
Kurt nodded. "Yeah those things, and well I was scared and I went over to Finn's room and crawled into his bed, for I was scared and fell asleep. So when I woke up this morning I was still in Finn's bed, and when we got downstairs in our pajamas, Dad and Carole were gushing over the camera and they had taken a picture of us asleep. "
"Oh that is just too cute." Mercedes smiled at Kurt.
Kurt shrugged. "Yeah well I just wanted to thank dad and Carole, for not waking me up."
Mercedes nodded. "So what are we getting for Finn?"
"He said that his favorite dinosaur was a Stegosaurus, so I figured that we could find something with that on it or something." Kurt said as they walked.
-Finn-
Finn walked into the dining room and smiled at his mom. "Hey mom, may I borrow your camera so that I can put that picture on my laptop?"
Carole raised an eyebrow. "Why do you want to put it on your laptop?"
Finn set his laptop on the table. "I just want to put it on my Facebook."
Carole narrowed her eyes. "Are you sure that's a good idea?"
Finn sighed. "Mom, I deleted and blocked everyone off of my Facebook that I thought were my friends, but they kept on harassing me and Kurt. So only the family and my real friends can see the picture."
Carole debated about it for a minute before she walked over to the counter and handed the camera over to Finn. "Alright, but this goes against my better judgment, Finn, but I trust you."
"Thanks, mom, thank you so much!" Finn said as he hugged his mom and then he sat down and uploaded the picture to his Facebook. Finn then checked his emails, and a few internet sites that he visits frequently. Finn also returned to Facebook to make a comment or two before he shut down the laptop and headed to his room to play some Xbox.
-Kurt-
It was ten minutes to closing at the mall and Kurt was pretty upset that he didn't find anything for Finn. The only t-shirts and hoodies that he could find that had a Stegosaurus on it were kids clothes and that were all definitely way too small for Finn to wear. He had found a nice smelling perfume for Carole and the first three seasons of Deadliest Catch for his dad.
So with a heavy heart Kurt left the mall with Mercedes and went home. Upon his arrival, Kurt was enveloped into a big bear hug from Finn as he walked in the front door. "I missed you today, Kurt."
Kurt shook his head. "Finn, I saw you this morning and at lunch. How on Earth could you miss me?"
Finn gave him a lopsided smile. "Do I honestly need a reason to miss my boyfriend?"
"No, I suppose that you don't." Kurt replied, before Finn went to grab the bag that Kurt was holding. "Oh, no you don't this isn't for you."
Finn gave Kurt a puppy dog look that almost made Kurt relent into showing him what was in the bag. "Finn, this is for dad, and Carole. Besides I am not sure that you deserve anything, after you showed me that horrific dinosaur movie last night."
Finn shook his head and laughed. "Oh come on it wasn't that bad."
"For you maybe," Kurt said as he moved past Finn and headed for the kitchen, where he could hear Carole's radio going. "I had nightmares that those Velveeta saurs or whatever they are called kept coming after me after they would eat you. Do you even know how scared I was? I had to change my pajamas because the first ones were soaked in sweat."
"They're called Velociraptors, and by the way I apologized and I'm not even going to ask you to watch the other two with me." Finn said as he followed Kurt.
Kurt came around the corner of the kitchen to find both his dad and Carole in there. "Dad, Carole, I got both of you something as a thank you for last night. I honestly do wish you would delete that picture off of your camera Carole, please."
Carole smiled a little sadly at that. "Well you see, Finn liked the picture, and he said that he wanted to put it on his Facebook."
Kurt groaned loudly as if in agony. "Finn, please tell me that you didn't post it."
Finn was now staring at the floor and a dark blush was slowly working its way up his neck and face. "I…I didn't."
"FINN," Kurt yelled. "Oh my Gaga of Gucci and McQueen I so do not believe this. Wait, yes I can." Kurt said as he set his bag on the countertop where Burt was leaning against, drying a pot. Kurt put his fingers to his temples and started to massage them.
After a few minutes of silence Kurt lowered his arms. "Carole, here is my thank you for last night."
Kurt reached into the shopping bag and pulled out a light purple box and then handed it to Carole. Carole took it and then looked at Kurt. "Kurt this is Hugo Pure Purple."
Kurt nodded. "I thought that the combined fragrances of the violet, amber, nectarine, marzipan, cyclamen, and suede would complement you very well."
Carole nodded. "Well thank you Kurt, but you didn't have to do this."
Kurt shook his head. "Yes, I did. I know that I broke the rule of no sleeping together, except if we have company, and I feel bad and thankful at the same time. So dad, these are for you."
Kurt pulled out the DVD's of Deadliest Catch and handed them to Burt who took them and nodded. "Thank you Kurt."
"No problem, dad." Kurt said, and then he turned to Finn. "As for you we're going to see what sort of damage that you did to my social life with that picture."
-Finn-
Finn had loaded up his laptop again and then signed into Facebook. Finn heard a groan from Kurt, and then noticed that he had 34 new messages so Finn clicked on it and they were all on the picture that he had posted that afternoon.
Santana Lopez Wanky-Wanky. Incest is HOT!
Noah Puckerman Way to gay-up Facebook guys
Artie Abrams That is disgusting
Tina Cohen-Chang Absolutely appalling
Santana Lopez How is it appalling?
Tina Cohen-Chang Honestly, look at that—Finn in an orange shirt and Kurt in blue pants? It's the epitome of trashy.
Artie Abrams And clashy. This is a disgrace to our nation, and everything fashionable. LOL
Brittany S. Pierce Are they making dolphin babies?
Tina Cohen-Chang Next time, I want to watch you guys, LOL
Mike Chang TINA! I don't want to see that!
Sam Evans DUDES!
Josh Ashwoods DUDES! You're hot!
Drew Coy OMG, cuz seriously?
Sean Barton Cuz, I like Kurt, but I don't need this picture in my head
Jessica Barton Finn, don't listen to my brother, this is hot!
Mercedes Jones White Boy, you better make my boo happy or Imma cut ya
Tina Cohen-Chang You two look like an ice cream wrapper
Mercedes Jones My parents won't appreciate all the cavities I'm gettin' from looking at this picture.
Drew Coy Or a pair of idiots
Tina Cohen-ChangA pair of adorable idiots
Santana Lopez Incredibly adorable idiots
Lauren Zizes Possibly the most adorable idiots in the world
Noah Puckerman I think I just puked out a rainbow
Blaine Anderson You know what, I still had my doubts that Finn and Kurt were not together. This has erased all doubts from my mind
Brittany S. Pierce Kurt looks like a soft Kitty. Kurt's soft. Like, his hands feel like baby hands. You don't understand the things I would do to those hands.
Finn Hudson: Brittany, you can't have Kurt or his hands
Mike ChangEveryone else was making witty comments. So I thought I would try. YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE A PAIR OF…OF…GAY GUYS. Yeah, see, I'm no good at it.
Brittany S. Pierce =(
Quinn Fabray Finn, does Kurt know you posted this picture?
Finn Hudson: Uh…
Quinn Fabray I thought so, well then have fun with that
Rachel Berry I find that, while not entirely appropriate in all public settings, excessive intimacy can really strengthen the bond between partners and help properly nourish a relationship. In fact, my dads have a special time each week where they do as such, and I have never seen a more beautiful relationship
Noah Puckerman God, Berry, no one wants to hear about your dads getting it on!
Rachel Berry Noah! That is absolutely vile!
Noah Puckerman You started it
Finn was laughing as he and Kurt read through all the comments. Kurt kept turning redder and redder as he read each comment. "Finn, all I am going to say right now is that you are lucky that I love you so much, because otherwise I would seriously be murdering you."
Finn stopped laughing. "I'll take the picture down, if you want me to."
"The damage is done." Kurt said as he sat down next to Finn and sighed.
Finn looked down at the table. "You're mad."
Kurt shook his head. "Annoyed would be a better word. Finn, may I ask why you posted it?"
Finn looked up and looked Kurt in the eyes. "I just wanted to show everyone how much I love you and that I really do care about you."
Finn saw the beginnings of a small smile form on Kurt's lips before he spoke. "Finn, everyone knows that you do, well I guess with the exception of Blaine, who appears to be quite the oblivious airhead, but at any rate, they don't need to see a picture like this to know that. They see it every day that we are together, and we proved that we are stronger together than we are separate because of your love to me, and again I am not the only one that sees that."
Finn nodded with a tear rolling down his cheek. "Thanks Kurt," Finn then leaned over and hugged Kurt. Kurt returned the hug in full.
"So Finn, next time that you decide to put pictures of us on Facebook, please, check with me so I can avoid reading what our friends and family are going to post because of it." Kurt said when they broke apart. With that both boys went and got ready for bed so that they could go to school the next day.