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Summary: Ever since that accident, Lavi vows to protect Allen even if it means his life. But that dream seems to further away when he brought his boyfriend back home, announcing their marriage in one year time. So, it's time for plan B. Warning, rated for sexual scenes and craziest brother complex!
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Chapter 2: The worst companion ever!
1st week with each other:
"Did you forget anything?" Lavi asked hurriedly. "Your clothes? Your first-aid? Your passport? Your textbooks and workbooks and oh my god, especially your phone and charger and definitely your laptop!" Lavi said in a rush that Allen didn't have the time to even talk.
"Y-Yeah, everything is in accordance in my luggage…" Allen said whilst sweatdropping. Allen turn to look at Kanda who is just reading newspaper there without giving a damn to him. Lavi almost have the desire to kick him out of the house for being so rude to Allen, especially when Allen is staying at a foreign country for the next one year.
"Bye, Bakanda!" Allen waves as he slowly carries his luggage to the waiting taxi outside his house.
"Later, Moyashi…" Kanda said without even shifting his eyes at Allen.
"It's Allen, Bakanda!" With that, Allen shut the door hard. Lavi sobbed as he watches Allen goes.
"There goes my Allen…" He whimpered. Kanda tch' while he put down the newspaper to glare at Lavi.
"That Moyashi will come back in a minute time…" He said. Lavi stared at him, stopping his cries for temporarily.
"Really?" Lavi sniffed. "Hm, three…two…one…" Kanda counted as Allen banged the door down.
"Allen? Why are you back?" Lavi asks curiously.
"Oh my god, I've completing forgotten about my sanitary stuff!" Allen cried. Lavi dropped his jaws while Kanda was practically smirking away.
"As usual…here you go, Moyashi…" Kanda said as he grab a plastic bag filled with two toothbrushes and a hundred toothpastes. And with dangos? "Thanks, Kanda. Love ya!" Allen grabbed it and hurried to the taxi. With that, Kanda and Lavi watched the taxi drive in a fast pace away.
"Wow, you know Allen that much, Yuu…" Lavi empathizes Kanda's name.
Kanda glares daggers at him, "It's Kanda, you Baka Usagi!" "Yeah, yeah. Whatever." Lavi shrugs it off. "Do you want breakfast or not?" Kanda raised an eyebrow. "Nah, I can get it myself." Having said that, Kanda moves some of his belongings to Allen's room, locking himself inside.
"Don't you dare touch any of Allen's stuff!" Lavi shouted across the hallway. Lavi gritted his teeth. His plan A has failed, time to move to plan B.
"Yuu!" Lavi hummed. "I've made lunch for you! Do come down and eat." No response. Lavi repeated his sentence again, still no reply. That's weird, Lavi thought to himself. Kanda should be hungry by now; did he sneak outside to eat? Lavi went to knock at Allen's door. "Yuu! Are you in there?" Lavi asked. No reply. So Lavi went in without permission. There, he saw no Kanda. Lavi smirked, so it's true. Kanda has sneaked out, perfect. All Lavi have to do is to lock the front door and Kanda won't be able to get back inside. By then, he would have resort to going to his old man's house and he might break up with Allen due to his intolerance towards Lavi! So Lavi quickly rush to the front door and get everything locked as much as possible.
By the time Lavi was done, he shakes off the invisible dusk on his hands before he returns to the dining room to have his lunch. When evening struck, Lavi went to make popcorn for himself before sitting comfortably on the couch to watch the latest haunted movie he got for himself. Insidious. But in the midst of doing that, he notices that three bowls have disappeared. He shrugs it off. He was frightened when it reached to the point where the mother met the demon. Then, he heard sounds on Allen's room. Lavi was seriously scared. Allen has already left for Washington. And no one is in the house except for him. Lavi shakes terribly as he went to investigate.
When Lavi has finally reaches Allen's room outside, he reach for the door handle and finally grabbed it. But the door was locked. Lavi even prepared to bang the door down when the door open by itself. Lavi scream his head off and head to his own room to hide. When the door was finally open fully, there it was Kanda smirking to himself. "Wow, Moyashi was clever to give me his keys for once. Even his password for the security code." Kanda smirks as he replay today's event. Kanda sneaks out of the house to get himself packets of soba at a nearby market. When he returns from his little shopping, he found that the front door was locked. Luckily, he was clever enough to bring the sets of keys that Allen has given him. So Kanda took his time unlocking all those locks and sneaks back into Allen's room whilst Lavi was having his afternoon nap.
Kanda even uses those times and cook himself three bowls of soba. He was bored afterwards and then decided to stalk the rabbit for awhile. He notices Lavi was afraid of such childish things when his mind comes up with something worth his time. When he reaches Allen's room, he locked the door. There, he jumped heavily up and down on Allen's floor, knowing that the living room was beyond there. Soon, he heard the rabbit making his way here and tries to unlock the door. Kanda rolled his eyes and open the door a little when he heard the Baka Usagi screaming his head off. Kanda choked back a chuckle as he locked Allen's door so he could sleep peacefully tonight whilst Lavi was hiding in his blanket shivering.
The next day before dawn struck:
Kanda quickly made his way to the front door as he made his way outside the front door and lock everything before he position himself there. Soon enough, Lavi made his way down there. He screamed when he saw Kanda lying at his front door lifelessly. "Oh my god, Kanda!" Lavi screamed before he carries Kanda inside. "Are you okay?"
"Don't touch me, Baka Usagi! You know what you have done!" Kanda scowled.
"I'm sorry! I won't do that again!" Lavi pleaded. "Please don't leave me behind!" Lavi hugged Kanda tightly as Kanda attempts to walk away.
"Why should I?" Kanda asked, trying to make his way to Allen's room to make himself as if he was about to go.
"I promise, I WON'T LOCK THE DOOR AGAIN WHEN YOU'RE COMING BACK HERE!" Lavi screamed.
"Really?" Kanda stopped his struggling. "YES! I SWEAR!" Lavi said. Kanda smirked secretly before he hid it back.
"Urg fine!" Kanda rolled his eyes.
"Yeah, thanks Yuu!" Lavi cheered. Kanda tch but Lavi was in a more dangerous position than usual. Oh dear, this way, it's harder to get rid of Kanda. No choice then, time for plan C. Lavi mentally thought to himself.
2nd week:
Kanda gritted his teeth in an attempt to stop himself from tearing the Baka Usagi apart using his sword, Mugen. The stupid rabbit has been watching porn movies over the few days and its getting irritating as Lavi masturbate himself in the midst of the movie in the living room. He can literally hear Lavi moaning away with some stupid foreigner's name. Vicky or Tyki. Hint hint…He just couldn't take it anymore when he heard Lavi cried out loud. He made his way down to the living room.
"Yuu?" Lavi blushes as he saw Kanda in the room glaring at him. He quickly covers his private part. "Um, I er…" Lavi was stumbling his words. "If you want to do it, do it elsewhere!" Kanda scowled as he headed back to Allen's room. Once he was gone, Lavi was holding back a laugh when he saw that irritated face on Kanda's face. This way, Kanda will surely move out.
When evening reaches, Kanda switch on his laptop. "Hey Kanda!" Allen said as soon as the computer camera was installed. "How's your bonding with your future bro-in-law?"
"Urg, I swear he's the worst brother anyone could have!" Kanda groaned. Allen chuckles at the sight of it.
"Just bear with it for another few months. Lavi is quite protective of me, especially after that incident ten years ago. I did tell you about it, right?" Allen said.
"Yeah, but still…" Kanda smack his forehead. "To the point where he want to break us up? He's annoying." Kanda gritted his teeth.
"Kanda, please just bear with it…" Allen pleaded. "As long as you have Lavi's approval, it'll be an easier life for the both of us after we've married…"
"Urg fine!" Kanda said, but paused when he heard footsteps on the staircase.
"What's wrong?" Allen asked, tipping his head to the left.
"Do me a little favor, Moyashi…" Kanda smirked, scratching his chin.
"Yeah?" Allen asked. Kanda whispered his plan to Allen. Allen at first disagrees but after Kanda promised to make mitarashi dangos for him he changes his mind.
Lavi was on his way to his room when he heard Allen moaning away? Lavi was stunned when he open the door a little when he got the shock of his life. There was it, Allen masturbating himself using some sex toys. He was pumping his erection away as he was there punishing himself by putting a cock ring in. He wasn't able to cum. "Ah, Kanda. Please, let me cum!" Allen cried. Kanda shook his head. "I didn't say stop. Continue what you are doing and open your ass." Kanda commanded. Allen blushes heavily as he grabbed his ass cheek and open it so Kanda could see his muscles inside.
"Moyashi, put the camera inside!" Kanda said. "What!" Allen look confused. "Just do what I say!" Kanda rolled his eyes, pretending not to be bothered by it when in fact, he felt as if his pants has tightened. Allen blushes for awhile but still complied. He slowly put in his small camera into his tight virgin ass in, letting Kanda exploring inside virtually. "Sweet…" Kanda hissed as he took out his phone to snap a picture of it. Lavi covered his mouth to hold back his shock. Kanda smirked as he laughs out loud. "Alright Moyashi, take it out if you want now." Soon, Allen takes it out. Kanda shifted his phone back and forth. "This will make a good wallpaper for the phone…" Kanda smirks. Allen blushes before he screamed at Kanda, "YOU HENTAI!" After that, he unplugged the camera.
Lavi gritted his teeth in an attempt to stop using his anger out on Kanda. He hit the wall instead. Kanda turn around, pretend to be surprised. Lavi quickly ran to his room to hid his cover. Kanda smirks and soon connect with Allen on facebook.
"So how is it?" Allen asked.
"Good. Your bro was completing convinced." Kanda said as he smirks. "Well that teaches him to masturbate in the living room…"
"Sigh, Kanda, I swear you really is a joker sometimes…" Allen shook his head. "So about that dangos…"
"I'll deliver them by tomorrow's evening…" Kanda raised his chin up high. "But still, thanks for such a sexy picture there…it makes me wanna fuck right here and there…"
Allen blushes before he log out of his facebook.
The next morning, Kanda manages to make 1000 mitarashi dangos by afternoon and sent it through mails. He swear he could tire out for three days, still, it was worth it. An annoying Lavi and a sexy Moyashi, he would even made as many dangos as Allen likes.
So is it good? Is it bad? Or should I place this story rated as M? I could swear that many people out there will think that this is more of a sexual harassment. Still, I would appreciate it if one of you out there commented on how this story is. It's easy as ABC when all you've to do is to click that button down there. Until then, please continue to review so that I could make more hilarious days between Lavi and Kanda! Stay tuned until then! ^_^…