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A/N me and CUZ I IS A CHICKEN! made this it is very funny! For those of you who may be confused DA BABE = Bella
CHAPTER 3 IN DUH WOODS
me and DA BABE were IN DA WOODS and I saw a BIG WILD PIG AND I SCREAMED AND PEED MU SMOKIN BRITCHES and THEN I CRYED ME EYE"S OUT! AND she got attacked BY DU CRAAAAAAZYYYYYY PIG MONSTER!
BELLA Said THAT DU PIG MONSTER SMELT BETTUH THAN ME WHICH MADE ME CRY HARDER!
and WHEN she GOT HomE SHE TOLD HER DAD THAT I IS A SISSY AND THAT I PEED ME SMOKIN BRITCHES! AND THAT SHE GOT HURT AND HE GOT HIS12 gadge shotgun and CHASED ME TO CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!1
AND THAT SHE ALMOST PEED HER PANTS TILL SHE FOUND OUT DU GUN WUSNT LOADED! SHE WAS PURRDY MAD THEN!
I SAID TO BAD DA GUN WASNT LOADED WHEN THAT HOG WAS HERE HE WOULDU BEEN GOOOOD EATIN!