Here we go Again Chapter 2: Life isn't as easy as it seems, a wrestling fanfic

Here we go Again

Authors Note: I'm back with bigger and hopefully better ideas. If you loved my previous story The Year After, you'll like the sequel person. I own only Rose, part of Lexi, and the lyrics belong 2 Kelis.

And also in the lyrics, there's some strong language, u have been warned.

Disclaimer: I own nothing; I wish I owned Jay though. Sigh Anyway, I only own Rose and her daughter, Patricia and half of Alexis Jennings. Oh, and by the way, Patricia is Rose's first daughter that comes later on in the story.

Chapter 2: Life isn't as easy as it seems

"Hey Trish. Thanks for helping me out back there, and totally congratulating me. I just feel bad that I lost my first match." Lexi said with her head hung down.

Trish turned around and looked at her friend. "Look, Lexi, life isn't as easy as it seems. If it were, then everything that we wanted we would get. Or that we win every match. We just have to live life our own complicated way. And I have one more thing to tell you. Next week, it will be one last match for Rose and I for a while. It will be you, Rose and Jeff against Jay, Lita, and I. And don't forget to call Rose, because as far as I know she told you to call her after your match." Trish said as she walked away.

"Un-hu, I think that I'll call her after I hang with Trish and Jeff at a club." Lexi thought as she went to Jeff's locker room.

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After three hours of non-stop fun, it was ten thirty at night, which meant that in Toronto it was 1:30. (A/N, I'm not sure, so correct me if im wrong.)

Anyway, knowing Rose, she would probably be in bed, asleep with a book in her hand. Jay would have taken it out of her hands and turned the light off.

Finally gathering the courage, Lexi stood outside and took her cell phone to call the Reso house phone. After hearing the phone ring five times, Lexi was about to give up hope and hang up when some one sleepy answered the phone.

"Hello. Rose Reso speaking." Rose said into the phone groggily.

"Don't you mean Rose Stratus-Reso? Oh, and it's Lexi by the way" Lexi said.

"Lexi, why didn't you call me back like four hours ago??" Rose questioned as she quietly got out of bed so she didn't disturb Jay; so she silently walked downstairs to the kitchen.

"Because I had way to much fun. It is so great being a WWE diva, and I had so much fun there, and I had fun at the club too. And going off of the subject, are you a virgin?" Lexi asked, looking back at the club and Jeff and Trish standing there. There was a long pause before Rose answered about five minutes later.

"Lex, what type of question is that?" Rose snapped a little. Lexi winced a little the sound of her voice, before a sly grin came across her face.

"Just answer the question." Lexi said, still grinning from ear to ear, knowing that Rose would soon get fed up and tell her.

"N-O spells no, Lexi." Rose said.

"And Y-E-S spells yes." Lexi said as she rocked back and fourth. She was extremely drunk.

"Lexi, are you drunk?" Rose asked. She could see easily through her friend's mask.

"I am…" She then hiccupped then continued her sentence. "Drunk. I'm just tir..."At this, Lexi hung up as she passed out. Luckily, Jeff was there as Lexi fell, unconscious and all, into his arms. Looking down, he saw that Lexi still looked pretty hot sleeping. He carried her back into Trish's rental car. They had to get back to the hotel before something happened to Lexi.

Meanwhile, while Rose was on the other line and hung up, she smiled, as she knew that Lexi was drunk and went back to bed. It was a long night, and she was tired.

"Who was that?" Jay asked as Rose got back into bed.

"Lexi, she is really drunk." Rose said with a small chuckle.

Jeff put Lexi on his bed before getting into bed with her and putting his arms around her. She woke up a couple times to throw up, the next morning she woke up with the most awful headache imaginable and such nausea, she put her head under the pillow wishing the sun to go away. A few hours later Jeff got up shaking Lexi awake.

"Come on Jeff leave me alone, please." Lexi begged mumbling from under the pillow.

"Nope we have to go to a signing today, remember?" Jeff said feeling bad for her.

"Oh fuck, I totally forgot ugh can't we cancel it. Or better yet find someone who looks exactly like me." Lexi said still having a small sense of humor.

Rose and Jay were still asleep, when Trish called to see how they were doing.

"Hey mom, how are you?" Rose asked

"I'm good sweetie, what about you and Jay. Everything going good?" Trish asked as she painted her fingernails.

"Yup so what the heck exactly happened last night, of all people I would have expected you to tell Lexi to stop drinking. Don't tell me you are trying to be a cool mom again, remember the last time you did that we got arrested for me driving without a permit." Rose said

"Ugh don't remind me! Thank god WWE didn't look into that, otherwise I think my fan base would be down." Trish said with that famous laugh.

Rose smiled before saying,

"Ok well mom, I'm going to go oh and be sure to yell in Lexi's ear for me." Rose said sarcastically.

Lexi had finally gotten up after half an hour; she got changed into baggy white pants and a light purple tank top. Jeff was wearing a loose t-shirt and some baggy black pants.

"Well don't we look lovely this morning?" Jeff said kissing the top of her head.

"Shut up, I look horrible." Lexi growled.

They soon left and about 1 ½ hour later they arrived at the mall they would be signing at.

People were screaming and cheering, luckily before they left Lexi took 2 aspirins.

"Make them shut up." Lexi mumbled.

"Lexi, don't say that, you'll just drive all the fans away." Trish said pulling her pen out of her purse. This was going to be a very long day.

"Where the hell is my pen." Lexi mumbled as she went searching threw her bag and came out with a blue one.

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After about an hour and a half of autograph signing, they were about ready to go out to lunch.

"Hey, Trish, I was wondering if we could come back to Canada with you? Cause you, Rose, Jay, and the both of us will be on RAW, it only seems reasonable that we just come by with you guys that way we could all be on the same plane." Lexi said. Her hangover had seemed to be wearing off.

Trish looked at her through the rearview mirror. She then cocked an eyebrow up and Lexi. Sighing, she said, "If it's all right with those two, which I bet it would be. I'm going to my own house with Ron, so you can either stay with me or Jay and Rose." Trish said.

Lexi smiled as she picked up her phone and called Rose and Jay.

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Rose was in the back yard playing volleyball with Stacy, who was in town visiting her and Trish when she got back. Amethyst was there watching her mom and cousin playing, as Andrew and Jay where in the house visiting and catching up with each other.

Rose just missed protecting her spot on her side of the net when Stacy suddenly spiked the ball to her right side, her weakest side.

"Wow, nice spike Stacy. Want to take a quick break?" Rose asked dusting off her volleyball Junior High Uniform.

"Sure, why not?" Stacy said as she took her red shirt off showing a green spaghetti strap shirt with white shorts.

Rose and Stacy with Amethyst sat down and drank their lemonade.

The phone started ringing. Rose started to get up to get it before Jay came out with the phone and handed it to her.

"Hello? Rose Stratus-Reso speaking." Rose said into the phone, sipping her lemonade.

"Hey, Rose, it's Lexi. Um, Jeff and I were wondering if we could stay with you?" Lexi asked.

"Um, see if you could stay with my mom and Ron, cause Jay and I are having Stacy and Andrew staying over. Oh, and tell mom that if she wants to see them, you guys have to come to a club with us tonight." Rose said.

"Ok, we will be there in about forty-five minutes. Your mom has to pick up some clothes, but we will be over here shortly." Lexi said.

"Ok, so you later then." Rose said.

"Stacy lets go get the guys ready to go to a club."

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After a few hours, every one was ready to go. Amethyst was staying with Uncle Ron for the night. Trish and Rose were wearing the same thing, short black dresses; Stacy had a short green one.

Lexi had on a short black skirt and light purple with glitter halter top, her hair was down and curled slightly.

Jeff had on some black baggy pants and a tight deep red mesh shirt.

Jay had on a light brown t-shirt and loose jeans.

Walking into the club Rose pulled Jay to the dance floor as her favorite song came on. Lexi and Jeff went over to the dance floor, but Trish said she would sit this one out.

"Mom, come on!!!!!!!!!! Dance with us!!!" Rose said as she pulled her mother on the dance floor when her old entrance music came on. It was also one of her favorite songs, "Bossy, by Kelis and Two $hort.

You know, it's a hard pill to swallow

When they tell you you strange

You ain't hot

Then in the blink of an eye

They got on what you got

That means i'm a boss!

Uh uh... watch the beat go...

Uh uh... watch that beat go...

I'm bossy

I'm the first girl to scream on a track

I switched up the beat of the drum

That's right i brought all the boys to the yard

And that's right, i'm the one that's tattooed on his arm

I'm bossy

I'm the bitch y'all love to hate

I'm the chick that's raised the stakes

I told young stunna he should switch debate n I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy

Ooh lemme slow it down for ya so you can catch the flow

Screw it up make it go extra slow

(on the flo get down, on the flo)

Ooh i gave you a taste you want some more

Touch down on it like a pro

I ride the beat like a bicycle, icicle

Ooh from the 6-4 heffas up in crenshaw

The money makin playas up in harlem

Don't want no problem

We gon keep it bumpin while the 808 is jumpin

Diamonds on my neck, di-diamonds on my grill

I'm bossy

I'm the first girl to scream on a track

I switched up the beat of the drum

That's right i brought all the boys to the yard

And that's right, i'm the one that's tattooed on his arm

I'm bossy

I'm the bitch y'all love to hate

I'm the chick that's raised the stakes

I told young stunna he should switch da gate

I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy

Ooh (i bet i bet i bet) i bet cha neva heard it like this before

My baby be cruisin them phantom doors

Got the bar poppin this that you can't afford (can't afford)

Ooh i'm drinkin blastin the crowds it's all smokin

All the while i'm all open

Me and my girls we stay fly and we love to stay high

Ooh from the 6-4 heffas up in crenshaw

To the money makin playas up in harlem

Don't want no problems

We gon keep it bumpin while the 808 is jumpin

Diamonds on my neck, di-diamonds on my grill

I'm bossy

I'm the first girl to scream on a track

I'm switched up the beat of the drum

That's right i brought all the boys to the yard

And that's right i'm the one that's tattooed on his arm

I'm bossy

I'm the bitch ya'll love to hate

I'm the chick that's raised the stakes

I told young stunna he should switch da gate

I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy

It's bout time that she get with me

Can't stop starin, she's fine and she's pretty

Damn girl, don't hurt em

If niggas don't back, you gon work em

Put your mack down, i know your background

Whatchu want girl, you gettin mac now

That's how you do it, huh?

Well i'm the coolest one

In fact, bitches in the back bring em to the front, bitch!

Tell that man you's a boss bitch

Make some noise, raise your hand if you's a boss bitch

I don't think he understand you's a boss bitch

Get some help if you can cause he lost it

Ain't no refunds, she spent the cash mayne

In your benz with her friends in the fast lane

Flossin, you say "how much it cost me?"

About a million dollars playa, she's bossy

I'm bossy

I'm the first girl to scream on a track

I switched up the beat of the drum

That's right i brought all the boys to the yard

And that's right i'm the one that's tattooed on his arm

I'm bossy

I'm the bitch y'all love to hate

I'm the chick that's raised the stakes

I told young stunna he should switch da gate

I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy

Uh uh... watch the beat go...

Uh uh...

"Good, I love this song!!!!" Rose said as they sat down.

"Well, of course you would. That was your theme song back in WWE." Trish said staring down at her pink nails.

"Hmmm… if you excuse me, I will be right back." Stacy said as she got up to leave. Trish, you are with me." Stacy said again as she left dragging Trish by the arm.

"So, I'm gonna get some beer. So, who wants to go with me?" Rose asked as she got up, with Jay right behind her.

After about fifteen minutes, Rose and Jay came back with six beer bottles and one champion bottle.

"God, it's total chaos over there!!!!!" Jay said as her sat down next to Rose.

"Ya, and where did my mother dearest and Stacy go?" Rose asked, and then slapped her head. "They better not of left." Rose said as she dashed towards the door. Jay just rolled his eyes as he saw his wife walk through the doors.

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By the time Rose had gone out side, she saw Trish climb into her car and Stacy just shaking her head.

"MOM!!!!!!!!!! What do you think you're doing?" Rose asked as she came over.

"Um…. going home, as you should as well young lady. You, Jay, Lexi, Jeff and I all have a wrestling match on Monday, and I'd like to get to Las Vegas on Sunday night, that way we miss all of the chaos of flying in on Monday." Trish said through her window as she drove away. Looking down at her phone, it was already midnight, and that meant it was Saturday.

"Lets go round every one up Stacy. It's been a long night, and Lex and Jeff have to get to my moms house, and I would like to get to Vegas Sunday night to." Rose said as she and Stacy walked back into the club.

"Rose!!!!!!!!!!! Do we have to go??" Lexi whined as every one headed out side to get ready to retire for the night.

"Because Lexi, mom and I want to get to Las Vegas early." Rose said staring ahead.

"But Stickwitu was on, and I wanted to slow dance to it." Lexi mumbled.

"Alexis Jennings, no. Maybe some other time, ok?" Rose said as she stopped in her footsteps.

"I was having fun though!!!" Lexi whined again.

"Lexi, if you're a good girl, we will go to an other one on Monday night, ok??? Las Vegas has plenty of hot clubs." Rose said, as she looked ahead and walked on again.

"Ow, so I heard!!!!! They have the best clubs there!!!" Lexi said as she jumped on the balls of her feet.

"What have you done Rose? Now we can never get Lexi to sleep now." Jay said in her ear.

"Ya, Jay. And just remember, you know that you love me." Rose said grabbing his hand.

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Jay was driving with Rose in the passenger seat when her phone started to Ring. It was almost one in the morning, and all Rose wanted to do was go to bed and sleep. Andrew and Stacy where behind them, well, driving right behind them. Rose was half asleep when her phone rang.

"Hello Lexi. Are you lost, yet again?" Rose asked her friend.

"Ya, we are. Want us to call you're mom since you are like, half asleep." Lexi said into the phone. She herself was very tired as well.

"Why not. Anyway, I'll just tell you. You know how I live about three blocks away from my mom? Will, just go to my house, and go down straight for three blocks until you see a huge two story house with a mini van that has a license plate that say 'Stratus. Ok?" Rose said into the phone. She was tired and getting sick of this.

"Ok, well, I'll talk to you later." Lexi said then hung up, as Rose did as well.

"How far are we until we get there?" Rose asked as she rubbed her eyes.

"Um, about ten minutes dear. Do you think you could stay up till we get there?" Jay asked, glancing over at his wife.

"Hopefully. I just hope that Stacy and Andrew don't get lost going to our house." Rose said, looking out the back windshield. "And so far, they are keeping up great." Rose said as she turned around back to face the front.

"Ok, they should be fine dear, because we have only one more traffic light to go through, and then we drive for a few miles, then we will be home." Jay said leaning over to grasp her hand.

"Good, cause I do not feel like being in car going around in circles all night just to find some one." Rose mumbled. She wanted nothing more in the world than to sleep.

"Ok, calm down, we're almost home." Jay said concentrating on the road. He wanted to fall asleep soon. They had plane to catch on Sunday morning, so he wanted to sleep in a little tomorrow aka today.

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After ten minutes of driving, they had finally arrived home. After parking out side, Andrew and Stacy got there just in time as Rose quickly got out of the car and ran into the house crying: "I'm home!!!!!!!!!" Jay, Andrew and Stacy just rolled their eyes as they followed her in.

"Ok, here are the rules. When I, Rose go to bed, that means that every one can stay awake, but keep quite and only one light on so I can sleep. Like all the Stratus's as Stacy should know, we need our beauty sleep." Rose said as she went upstairs to change.

"You know, she is right." Stacy said.

"I would of figured. Anyway, we all need some sleep. We are all going over to Trish's to swim and shop and other stuff. And then you guys will see us to the airport and leave on Sunday like planed. So, get ready for an action packed day. Anyway, good night every one." Jay said as he turned off the lights as he, Andrew and Stacy all went to their rooms.

Once Jay got to his room, he saw Rose on the bed, lights turned off, and sleeping. Rolling his eyes, he kissed her on top of the head and then changed. After brushing his teeth, he then crawled into the same bed as Rose and wrapped his arms around her. Rose smiled and snuggled closer to him. They slept like that for bascilly the whole night.

The next morning Rose woke up to her cell phone ringing, groaning she picked it up.

"Hello?" Rose asked wiping some sleep from her eyes.

"Hey Rose! You ready to go shopping?!" Lexi asked excitedly.

"Lexi… It is 7 am I set my alarm for 10:30 am go back to bed!" Rose said hanging up.

"Who was that?" Jay asked tiredly

"Who do you think?" Rose said putting her head back on her pillow.

"Lexi?" Jay asked

"Ding ding ding, we have a winner, ok I'm going back to sleep." Rose said

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Rose had called her mom a few minutes ago to tell that she and everyone else would be over to her house soon.

"Ok guys, everyone ready?" Rose asked applying a touch up on her lip gloss.

"Yeah." Everyone said coming out into the living room.

Soon they arrived at Trish's house; everyone was outside having a small snowball fight which Rose could only guess that Lexi started. As soon as they got out of the car Rose was hit in the face with a snowball which Lexi threw before smirking and running the other way.

"Come back here!" Rose said as she chased Lexi around the yard, Lexi was giggling and laughing until she was tackled to the ground by Rose.

"Ah Rose come on I was kidding." Lexi said before her face was covered with snow, she screamed at the coldness.

"That is for waking me up so early this morning." Rose said smiling.

"Oh yeah?" Lexi said as they got up.

"Yeah, what you gonna do about it?!" Rose asked just daring her to do something.

Lexi smirked before pointing the other way, making Rose turn around as Lexi put a huge chunk of ice down her pants.

"AHHHHHHHHH oh my god Lexi!" Rose said trying to get the ice out of her pants.

Lexi was laughing so hard she was crying, Rose looked up at her before glaring at her.

Lexi took the hint and ran the other way; she dove for Jeff as she hid behind him.

"Hide me; Rose is out to kill me." Lexi said clinging to him.

Jeff grinned before yelling,

"Hey Rose! Lexi is over here!" Jeff smiled as he saw Lexi glare at him before running.

"Get back here!" Rose yelled taking a huge chunk of snow and throwing it at Lexi's back.

"No you stay away from me you little psycho." Lexi said still running from her before sliding across ice falling straight on her butt.

"Now I got you." Rose said slowly going on the ice.

"Oh come on Rose, you wouldn't hurt little ol' me." Lexi said with a nervous laugh as her friend got closer.

"Want to say that again?" Rose said before taking out a huge chunk of ice she was hiding behind her back.

Lexi's eyes got wide as she struggled to get up; Rose smiled as she put it down the front of Lexi's shirt.

"Oh my god!! It is freezing ahh get it off of me." Lexi squealed trying to get it out of her shirt.

Rose giggled before helping her friend up, as they held each other trying not to fall on the frozen lake.

"Ok, we leave you alone for five minutes, and you two are about to kill each other." Jay said coming over to the lake followed by Jeff, Trish who was shaking her head, Stacy, Andrew and Amethyst. Jay took Roses hand and helped her off of the ice and Jeff helped Lexi off as well.

Lexi and Rose grinned at each other and then shook hands, as if forming a truce. Both bending down, they got a lot of snow and threw them at every one else.

"Oh fuck no." Jay said as every one turned around and ran for their lives.

"Help Trish, your daughter and her friend are out to kill us." Jay said, trying hard not to laugh. Trish then turned around to look at him and said. "She's your wife." Trish said, but moved out of the way as Rose came flying out of nowhere and landed on top of Jay while Lexi did the same to Jeff. Both trying to shove them off, but they couldn't, so they both got snow stuffed in their mouths. Laughing, Rose and Lexi slid to the ground as they high fived each other.

Jeff and Jay then turned around and looked at the two women.

"Uh-oh." Lexi said as she ran away.

"Jay, you know that you love me and will never hurt your wife." Rose said slowly backing away.

She started to run, but Jay grabbed her around the waist and starting stuffing snow down her shirt.

"JAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEXI!! HELP!" Rose said as she struggled to get free from his grasp.

"Bite him and run for the car!!!" Lexi yelled as she started to run towards Rose's car. Rose bit him and he dropped her and then they ran for the car.

"Let's go to the mall Lexi!!" Rose yelled over the sound of her car being pelted with snowballs.

"O-KAY!!!!!!!!!" Lexi yelled back as Rose pulled out of the driveway. Very cautiously, she put her head out the window and said: "this is not over!!!!!!!!!! We will be back in a hour." Rose said as she drove down the road like a maniac.

Hey guys, its Ur fav rose again. I would write more, but I've been on 2 long. The mall, war, and match will continue next chapter, I promise. Thanks and good night! P.S. This is my longest chapie