"I've been feeling nauseous a lot lately." Maka looked down at her milkshake, twirling the straw thoughtfully and smiling.
"Oh?" Her father, Spirit, replied. He had offered to take his daughter to her favorite malt shop. Although she was much older now he still wanted so much to be able to spoil his daughter once in a while like a normal father. "Think you're catching something?"
"Actually, I'm wondering if I might be pregnant."
Spirit looked utterly shocked, sputtering for several seconds before managing a cohesive sentence. "What HAVE you been doing with that Soul Eater boy, Maka?! I can't allow this, I-"
"Papa." Maka's brow twitched irritably. "I'm 25. Plus Soul and I are married now. It's none of your business."
"I know sweetheart, it's just that..." The man began crying. "My poor little girl has lost her innocence..." He muttered to himself.
Maka just rolled her eyes at her idiot father's characteristic over protectiveness.
'On the other hand,' Spirit thought to himself, 'grandchildren...maybe grandchildren WOULD be nice...'
At this thought his sobbing began to change into a gentle smile. "Have you told S...that octopus head yet?"
"No." Maka blinked. "I'm not even sure at this point." 'Why am I even telling Papa this? Maybe I don't hate him as much as I tell myself I do...' she mused. 'Papa, why do you have to be so loving and yet such a horrible father at the same time?'
This one is super short. Maybe I'll upload the next chapter more quickly to make up for the shortness.
This one came from, y'know...thinking and being amused by how Spirit would react to Maka possibly being pregnant. Sheesh, Spirit, she's married here, which means you gave her away on her wedding day...what did you expect to happen? xDD And think of mini Makas!
Just a note: I wrote this one first, but I decided to upload it second in order to have some form of continuity...although these are oneshots and not really meant to form a coherent continuity...I mean, the first chapter is set way back into sometime during the series. This one is set YEARS later.
Buttt, this chapter is fairly closely related to the next chapter.
So I was checking out another SoMA oneshot series fanfic-Aceelerando, by Lisp-and oh my gosh...I think her grasp on the character's personalities puts my pathetic attempts to write them in character to shame.
Reviews would be much appreciated! If you could tell me where I might improve, that'd be great.