AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE TENCHI PART (2)

DISCLAMIER: well lets see here I do not own Tenchi Muyo I own myself and Chris. Oh and PLZ don't sue me cuz all u will get is some breadcrumbs I found under the couch.

A/N: just a word of warning I changed my pen name from sasami fan to death_scythe069

We last left off with Chris doing his pimping act on Ayeka

Chris: come on baby it will be fun plz

(Ayeka throws a frying at Chris)

Chris: SON OF A… u busted me in the nose

Corey: AhHAHAHAHAHAHa!!!! Oops I forgot to tell u that Ayeka, Ryoko and Washu are all after tenchi's love and that they are never available to any guy EXCEPT tenchi

Chris: but u all ready told me that!

Corey: I guess that u did not heed my warning oh and Tenchi do u know a place where I could get a good life insurance policy cuz I have a good felling that good old Chris is gonna need it

Tenchi: well hmmm lets see ah I know u can it in the mysterious car dealer ship that says Billy-Bobs car/life insurance ( You give us your money will spend it all on useless crap)

Corey: well thanks but no thanks

Sasami: dinners ready!!

( everyone comes rushing to get dinner )

Chris: ohhhh good me want food NOW!!!

Corey: Chris shut up

Ryoko: Washu can you plz pass the last bowl of rice

Washu: sure here u go!

(But just then Aykea grabs the bowl )

Aykea: I shall have the last bowl of rice I only had 34 and u had 35 bowls of rice.

Corey and Chris: Woah dude! Don't u mean helpings of rice NOT bowls of rice right?

Washu:oh yes it's true they do eat bowls of rice not helpings see there metabolism is highly unstable and see there cell's react in a cer....

Corey: O-k-A-y washu I didn't ask for a firkin documentary here Washu I just asked for a simple explanation

Ryoko: Hmmmm * in a sly voice * well go ahead u can have the last bowl of rice cuz I know Tenchi doesn't like fat women

Ayeka: why u little……

( while Ayeka and ryoko are fighting Chris secretly grabs the rice and eats it. )

Ryoko: Hey! Wait LOOK The bowl of rice is missing

Ayeka: WHAT?!

( Ryoko look's under the table and find's Chris eating T-H-E rice)

(Chris looks up and sees Ryoko give him a glare that could kill)

Chris: SON OF A…

Soon the screen fades away black and as the screen fades away you can see evil smiles on ryoko's and Ayeka's face….

Chris: OUCH HEY SON OF A… NOOOOOO!!!! PLZ PLZ!!! I BEG Of MERCEY DON'T!!!!!!!

Soon the screen turns regular and yep u guessed it ( well if u did guess ) Chris is put in a straightjacket tided upside down on a tree limb.

A/N: you would understand this a little bit better if you read my gundam wing A Shocking game of truth or dare series

Tenchi and Corey: Well how long should we keep him there?

Ryoko And Ayeka: hmmm let's see how about 1 or 2 hours

( Chris in his mind)Ohhh boy these 1 or 2 hours of my life will be miserable

Well part 2 was kind of short but 3 and 4 will be worthy of the title An Attempt to save Tenchi witch means me and Chris will start to save Tenchi from Ryoko, Ayeka, and Washu. Oh and for a 2 for 1 deal I will make part 3 and 4 a lot longer. Oh yeah One more important thing part 1 and 2 was a warm up to get started with me new series!

Any Questions, Comments , Flames OR Ideas plz send them all to:

Mew_dragonite2000@catsrule.garfield.com

Oh and one more note I surrender to Cyber hyena for the contest his duck sauce and wifle bat was just tooo much And the contest was suppost to be a big joke but no one has put there fic to challenge me so that's the main reason why I'm surrendering ( Cyber Hyena ) E-mail me form further details

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