Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon. It belongs to Nintendo.

...holy crap. UPDATE. It took a while, but it's heeeeere... and probably not very good. AH WELL. I DO IT FOR YOU GUYS :D

For a moment, the camera continued to stare ahead into the gaping maw of a cavern, occasionally jerking to the side as it tried to focus on the receding 'host'.

He suddenly stopped, his voice barely registering on the camera. "Are you coming, Green?" Jake turned to face the camera, now no larger than a thumb on the film.

"Oh, right!" The jerking increased as the cameraman speed-walked forward, his labored breath loud over the nearby microphone. "I thought you were going to say something…"

Jake was close enough to be heard clearly now. "Have some independence…"

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Despite the ominous opening of the cave, once inside it was rather dull, and gave a general impression of looking far too much like lava rock for comfort. It was a stark reminder of the fact that they were currently traversing an active volcano.

The focus was still on Jake, although it seemed to be focused more on his waist than his torso. Neither he nor Green was speaking, leaving only the echo of footsteps, the cries of underground Pokémon, and the sharp echo of dripping water. Without warning, the leader stopped, lifting an arm off frame as he started to turn.

"Right, right." Up went the focus, back to the upper parts of Jake, who was getting ready to talk. He glanced around a bit.

"We are currently about 5 minutes into the Cinnabar caves. As you can see," He motioned to Green, who moved the camera to the side, revealing a good portion of the cavern, "It's not much."

The camera centered again, but not before a sudden jerk as Green shifted hands. Jake raised an eyebrow, but said nothing.

"Despite the normality of these shallow caves, it is here where the most sightings of the supposed legendary are… however, these claims are rather varied. Some claim to see ghostly specters… others describe walking skeletons of ancient Pokémon. Strangest of all are descriptions of masses of static formed into a blocky form. These inconsistencies do little for the credibility of this myth…"

He paused a moment as if lost for words, or perhaps to add tension.

Green cut in, his voice unusually loud. "However, it should be noted that the variations have been unusually consistent, leading some to believe there may be multiple creatures."

Jake's lip twitched upward a bit. "Thank you, Green. Now... as you can see, there isn't much here, so we'll be moving on quickly." He stood there for a minute, and then dropped his stiff position.

"Steal my thunder, eh Green?"

The focus dropped down, aiming at Jake's sneakers. "I thought you were having trouble with the speech."

The sneakers turned as Jake turned towards the cavern. "It's called tension! You have no sense of proper movie filming, do you?"

The focus lifted to Jake again, who was walking again. Green hurried to keep behind him, the camera bouncing as he did.

"I'm a trainer, not a director…"

"Whatever… let's get going, the cave's getting deeper."

The camera's view slowly turned green as they progressed further into the darkness of the cave.

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