Yey! It's time for the second Inuyasha character! This is Chapter 2!
Senka Naraku- The bunny
Once again, it was a regular day in Feudal Japan and everything was perfectly normal. Well, if you consider Naraku chasing a small pink bunny 'normal'. Why is this happening you ask? Let's see...
Naraku was sitting in his giant mountain with his many jewel shards. He did this everyday; he just sat there staring at them. Creepy yes, but who cares, he's an evil villain.
However, today while he was staring creepily at the poor innocent jewel shards a cute pink bunny jumped into the room and made the cutest noise ever.
Naraku glared at the little creature but then found that he couldn't because it was just so cute. Looks like we just found Naraku's weakness, cute stuff.
Anyway, Naraku looked at the little creature and decided to go pick it up. This is where he made his mistake.
He did not stop to think where the bunny had come from, why it was pink, or why one of its eyes was bigger then the other.
The last two questions clearly point to the fact that something was horrible wrong with the bunny, but nooo Naraku is too dense to see that. So, he walked over to it, stared at it, and then reached to pick it up.
The bunny did not resist and Naraku was easily able to pick it up and hold it in his arms. It was so soft he felt like he was touching fluff and not a bunny.
However, when he brought it closer to his face to snuggle it he felt his eyes bulge when the bunny said, "Stop touching me you creep."
He held the bunny far away from him and looked at it carefully. There was no way in hell that a bunny just talked to him.
Then he watched in horror as the bunny opened its mouth again and said, "Did you hear me? I said stop touching me!" Naraku kept staring at the little bunny in complete and utter shock but then dropped it unceremoniously on the ground when he realized it wanted him to let it go.
The bunny made a little growling noise and then said, "I said stop touching me, not drop me!" Naraku said nothing but then finally his brain turned on and he said, "What are you?"
The bunny scoffed and then said, "That should have been the first thing you asked when you saw me dumbass."
Naraku glared at the bunny but then twitched when the bunny ran over to his foot and pooped on it. He made a hissing noise at the bunny and then yelled, "Hey, what the hell!"
The bunny just made a strange giggling noise and ran out of the room. Naraku sighed and decided to ignore what had just happened. It was time he got back to staring at his precious jewel shards.
However, when he looked to the place he put them he gasped when he saw they were gone.
Then from down the hallway he heard the bunny singing, "Im a pink little bunny, and I just tricked a dumbass for his shards, oh yeeess Im a hot pink little bunny, yes, I am~~~~" Naraku growled and then ran after the bunny angrily.
The bunny kept singing while jumping down the hallway happily, but then swore loudly when it saw Naraku running down the hallway after it.
Naraku seemed really pissed and the bunny guessed that he was looking for the jewel shards. How did he know this?
Simple, now listen and... "You mother *beep*ing jackass bunny get back here with my shards!" There, that's how.
The pink bunny increased his hopping speed and ran towards the exit. Naraku did the same, but he was slowly gaining on the bunny.
Thinking fast the bunny jumped up into the air, flipped on its back and shot little bunny poop at Naraku. He stopped instantly to try and avoid it, but he failed and the poop hit him straight in the face.
Then the bunny took the second Naraku was distracted to dash outside and into the grass. Seconds later Naraku jumped out of the exit and screamed, "You can run but you can't hide you *CENSERED*"
The next five minutes were filled with Naraku calling the bunny any possible bad name he could think of. It was actually quite surprising and the bunny even stopped to listen.
Some of the words Naraku was using he hadn't heard of and why not learn a few new swear words? Then Naraku narrowed his eyes and looked in the grass. He spotted the bunny easily and for a second the bunny swore for being pink.
Why hadn't be been born white like all the other bunnies in his family? Then Naraku ran after the bunny with an insane amount of speed. He was so fast he doubted that even Sesshoumaru could catch him right now.
The bunny's eyes widened and it ran as fast as it could toward the forest. At least there he would have some cover. But then again, he was pink and the only place he would have cover was beside a clump of flesh.
Unfortunately, he was far away from the war zone so it would be very unlikely he would see any clumps of flesh any time soon.
With Inuyasha and the gang...
Inuyasha and his gang were walking through the forest looking for more jewel shards until suddenly Kagome screamed, "There is a huge amount of jewel shards approaching us fast!"
Then at the same time Inuyasha yelled, "Naraku is coming!" The group got out their weapons and waited for Naraku's arrival. However, they were surprised to see a little pink bunny shoot past them with at least half of the jewel with it.
Behind it Naraku was sprinting and cursing at the same time. The group was so shocked to see this that for a second they just stood there and gawked at the scene.
Then their brains kicked in and they all thought that same thing 'Get. The. Jewel. Shards!' So all at the same time Naraku, Kagome, Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango, and Shippo began chasing a little pink bunny.
What a strange scene indeed.
With Sesshoumaru...
Sesshoumaru and his little group were walking in the forest as well when Sesshoumaru stopped and then said, "Stay back."
They all obeyed but then gasped when they saw a pink bunny zip out of the bushed with a ton of jewel shards. Behind it were the Inuyasha gang and Naraku. To be honest, Sesshoumaru was quite surprised to see this.
I mean seriously, where do you see pink bunnies getting chased by so many people? So, Sesshoumaru just stood there and watched what was going on.
However, a second later his instincts kicked in and they clearly screamed 'Get bunny, get bunny, bunny is food, bunny, bunny, bunny'. Sesshoumaru had nothing better to do so he joined the mob that was chasing the bunny.
Then his little group saw him running and they ran after him too.
So now its Naraku, Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Sesshoumaru, Rin, Jaken, and Ah-Un chasing a little pink bunny with a ton of jewel shards.
Wow, and I thought that the scene was strange before, but now it's just plain weird.
The bunny was beginning to freak out, all he had wanted to do was show that there could be little pink heroes too, but instead he had a mob chasing him. He had to get rid of them fast, but how?
Then an idea came into his little tiny head. The woman that wore a ridiculously revealing outfit had the last of the shards and he could complete the jewel himself. That meant that he could get a wish.
He would definitely wish for having teleportation abilities. So, deciding to put his plan into effect the bunny stopped, turned around and jumped at the woman with the jewel shards.
She squealed but he ignored that and with his little bunny paws grabbed the jewel shards. Then he connected Naraku's jewel shards to Kagome's and watched in happy surprise as they began to glow.
Then he felt himself being lifted up and an angelic voice said, "Yee who has completed the jewel, what is it that you desire?"
The bunny quickly replied with, "I wish to be able to teleport." Then angelic voice then began singing and the bunny felt himself being lowered to the ground again.
Everyone in the mob gaped at him, except Sesshoumaru who just glared. Then the bunny looked at them uneasily and then said, "Umm... hi?"
Then Sesshoumaru lunged at the bunny but he tried to teleport to the tree and he found that he was suddenly standing in the tree. The bunny chuckled and then tried to teleport some more.
It worked every time and at the end the bunny teleported in front of them and said, "Hahaha, fear me! I am the evil pink bunny!"
Everyone just stared at him as he began to jump up and down in front of them. Then they just sweat dropped and went their separate ways.
Now that, my readers, the grand finale of Inuyasha! They all got their ass whooped by a bunny...
