Show 2 well so far I got bored so I decided to put on another chapter sorry for the people there who didn't got to ask questions but akatsuki will always

Be here when I tell them to so don't worry viewers or reviewers but I got bored too soon but hi! dark-chan I love your stories!J

Coo-chan:so welcome you guys today me and sakura have here is the akatsuki gang!

Deidara: don't call us that-_-

Coo-chan: I do it if I want to or I'll turn you into a she male dei-kun or should I say dei-chan…..*smiles evily*

Dei: change my mind okay go ahead call us whatever

Kisame: thank god you got bored now my magazines are spared right?

Coo-chan: no I gave them to tobi he wanted to make you a shark scrapbook from the pics on your magazines and inside one of your magazine there was a picture of you kisame and I can show it anytime*evil smirk*

Kisame:0.0 ohh god! Not that picture im begging you that's way too private don't show it!!! Im begging you!

Coo-chan: ok I won't do it cookie-chan is a good girl……not!

Kisame: that isn't funny

Coo-chan: sure now sakura-chan has entered

Sakura: yo? How's everybody the host is here with the akatsuki….

Sasori: sakura………

Sakura: sasori I thought you were dead but never mind that you turned yourself back to human?

Sasori: I had to just to stay alive

Tobi: yeah yeah cookie-chan can tobi have some cookies?

Coo-chan: no and tobi can you buy me some sush--……….ohh right my bad kisame*kisame sulks and curls into a ball*

Coo-chan: uhh sakura-chan kisame is probably going to destroy my favorite sushi shop so can you maybe give him a lollipop or something since im sure the viewers do not enjoy a sulking tuna on the couch I'll take weeks to get that off the smell!

Kisame: hey!

Sakura: anyway kisame why don't you and itachi tell us about how you guys met each other and how you got along?

Itachi a.k.a. weasel:well when I went to akatsuki I met all the members orichimaru was there too that time and the leader pein showed me around when we passed orichimaru's room it creeped me out since all of his experiments was there and then I met kisame well at first we didn't get along sice kisame underestimated me and he was asleep the whole month sice I put him in Magenkyo sharing an he never bothered me again. So that's it the the other members joined.

Coo-chan : whoa that's awesome hey deidara I've been thinking does any fan girls stalk you?

Deidara: yes the clay bird that I took a bite from my fight with kakashi

Was stolen a few days ago I think they destroyed a wall.

Coo-chan: well deidara we have here Is a gift for you from a fan.*hands deidara a box*

Deidei:*opens box* whoa dude! Awesome this is this is……the new more explosive clay with all the kind of explosive powder in it!! ohh thank you thank you!

Coo-chan: you know who it's from?

Deidei: who?

Sakura: from tobi or should I say madara.

Deidei: what?…….Ahhhhhhh!!! get it away *explodes*

Coo-chan: clean up on ile four!

Sakura: that's going to leave a mark

Hidan: off fail dude you got fucking pawned by tobi~!!!! Lol

Coo-chan: so fucking true dude you should get him back deidara wha'd you do to tobi anyway?

Deidei: I put minefields on his room

Coo-chan: lol! Dude every other akatsuki are getting donuts just so you know

Sakura-chan: hey guys im going to have to end it here for now since zetsu ate our camera man but we'll lauche part two of this next time J

Coo-chan: ok I'll give you the same offer if you review to this story anybody isfree to use this idea to another stories but tell me what your vesion's name is since I really enjoy these kind of stories and a few things in this story is something I got from dark-chan's story ask akatsuki and sakura a question or something so don't give me all of the credit and again question are going to be a huge help to me so im not forcing you but it will be appreciated ^_^

Kisame: aww god can I at least have the picture inside the magazine now I can't leave something like that on you hands.

Coo-chan : whoops it landed on ino's bag over there*evil again*

Kisame: shit!!

Sakura: cookie-chan that's mean you know that ino knows every goosip in the world and she can spread it in five minute to a whole village!

Coo-chan: I know but then kisame destroyed my fav. Sushi shop so just revenge. Bye thx for reading ;)