Sasuke's Secret.
A/N: This is the second one. Its quite funny, and its dedicated to my amazing reviewer, ZukosIris. Mmmhmm.
It was one in the morning. Everyone was sleeping – except Sasuke Uchiha. He was wide awake in his room, and his music was turned up. Very very loud. Sasuke was drunk – something that really never happened. It was a scary though, but yes, Sasuke was drunk off his ass. In nothing but his black boxers, singing horribly to 'I touch myself.'
It was a wonder that no one heard him. All of them were living in the same house together. If anyone saw him. Well, he'd be in deep shit – thats why it was his secret.
"When I think about you, I touch myself!" Sasuke sang, slurring the words. It was amazing that he was not passed out on the floor – for there were atleast ten beer bottles littering the floor, and he had a beer bottle in his right hand, and vodka in the other. The song changed, and Sasuke squealed when he heard it.
"You aint nothin' but a hound dog." He sang, trying to moving his hips like Elvis-the king. Too bad he sucked.
Unfortunately, one of the house mates woke up- Azura. She was at least two floors below him, and yet, she could hear the song clear as day.
"Grr." She said, climbing out of bed, and out the door of her room. She walked up the flight of stairs leading the the young Uchiha's room.
"SASUKE!" she yelled, pounding on the door. No answer. She growled, and pushed open the door. What she saw was well, not a pretty sight. Azura's eyes widened, and she began to laugh uncontrollably. (A/n: wouldnt you, too?)
Sasuke turned around, and saw her – passing out before he could say anything. Azura laughed, rolled her eyes and shut the door. She walked down to her room, and fell asleep giggling.
A/N: haha, I know its short, but most of these are going to be short. Review! and I'll dedicate a chapter to you too.
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