Yes, Chapter 3! I hope everyone liked the Ulquiorra pimple incident! Now it's Grimmjow that is up on my chopping block of death!

Grimmjow Jeagerjack- The stalker

It was just a regular day in Hueco Mundo, everyone was training, on a mission, or just relaxing. However, one thing that was not normal, and that was the fact that Grimmjow was really quiet.

Not thinking quiet, but I'm-too-scared-to-talk quiet. He was hiding in the shadows, and that was something he never did, and his usual over confident strut was reduced to little shuffling.

What made Grimmjow like this? Simple, he had a stalker. But not just any stalker, a gay stalker. I have nothing against gays, but Grimmjow didn't like the idea of a male following him and taking pictures of him.

Now, it just so happens that Grimmjow also a not-so-secret secret. He liked to play with yarn, and he thought no one knew that. However, everyone did they just chose not to mention it to him because they knew he would try to kill them for it.

So, his male stalker had also known his secret and taken a picture of him playing with yarn. Then the stalker gave Grimmjow a copy of the picture, well more precisely left it under his pillow with a heart on it, and on the back of the picture it said, "I know your secret, meet me at midnight in the training room."

Grimmjow thought and thought about it, and in the end decided to see the guy.

The stalker, who from now on I will call stalky, was already there waiting for his true love, Grimmjow. Now stalky thought that Grimmjow was gay too, because he always hung out with Ulquiorra, who didn't like anyone.

That doesn't make Ulquiorra or Grimmjow gay, but in the mind of stalky it did. Grimmjow walked into the training room slowly and carefully, as if afraid someone was going to jump out at him.

When he saw stalky he straightened up at glared at him. Stalky emerged out of the shadows while wearing a mask and said, "Oh my love, you have come! I'm so glad to see you awake!"

Grimmjow twitched, awake! But that means... stalky saw him sleeping. Shuddering Grimmjow said, "What do you want."

Stalky gave Grimmjow a hidden smile and then said, "You, my love." Grimmjow scowled at stalky and then mumbled, "Don't friggen call me that."

Stalky just nodded and then said, "Yes, pookie." Grimmjow flinched and then said, "Just call me Grimmjow damit."

Stalky didn't reply but then said, "In return for me not showing anyone the picture of you and yarn I want you to sign my ass." Poor Grimmjow thought he just died, what kind of idiot would want him to sign his ass!

Twitching violently Grimmjow looked at stalky, at the door and then ran out of there. There was no way in hell he was going to sign anything, especially stalky's ass.

Grimmjow paced around his room, he needed a vacation. Yes! That's it! He would take a vacation! Grinning he got a suit case of things ready and then sat on his bed.

Now, where could he go? Not Japan because his arch rival was there and what would he think if he saw Grimmjow relaxing. No where cold would do, because he liked warmth.

So, he decided to go to the best warm place on earth, Hawaii! The only problem was that he needed to convince Aizen to let him go.

So, he marched into Aizen's throne room, where he saw Aizen asleep on his throne. Aizen let out a little snoring noise and Grimmjow wondered if Aizen would kill him if he woke him up.

Upon deciding a vacation was more important then his life right now Grimmjow opened his mouth and screamed, "Aizen!"

As a result Aizen woke up with a start and glared at the person who woke him up. When he saw it was Grimmjow he glared at him and said, "What do you want?"

Grimmjow tried not to look like he just crapped his pants and said, "Aizen, I want to go to the real world on a... *gulp* vacation..."

Aizen narrowed his eyes and said, "A vacation? You woke me up to ask me if you could have a vacation!"

Grimmjow chuckled and then in his usual I-don't-care tone of voice he said, "Yeah, whatever, don't get your panties in a bunch."

Aizen made a strange hissing noise and then yelled, "That's it! Go, go, leave Hueco Mundo and don't come back for a long long time!"

Grimmjow said nothing but just walked out of Aizen's throne room, where he could hear Aizen yelling at Gin to get him some tea.

When he was back at him room he did a weird little victory dance and then with a big grin on his face he walked out of his room and toward Szayel's room, he was the one who controlled the black crack thing that appeared in random places.

At Szayel's Lab

Szayel was doing his regular creepy experiments in his room when Grimmjow walked in.

Not looking at him Szayel said, "Why are you here? Did you finally get AIDS and you want a cure?"

Grimmjow scowled at him and then said, "I'm going on vacation, open the crack thing to Hawaii."

Szayel chuckled at him and said, "You? Get a vacation, that's insane, Aizen wouldn't do that."

Then before Grimmjow could argue Aizen, all the way back from the throne room, yelled, "GET GRIMMJOW OUT OF HERE!"

Grimmjow shrugged and then said, "See." Szayel just shook his head and opened the hole in the sky; he also gave Grimmjow a gigai so he could actually have a body.

At Hawaii...

Grimmjow stepped out on the warm Hawaiian beach and he felt like he was in heaven. Part of him just wanted to just stand there and drool, but the rational part told him to go get a hotel.

When he got inside he realized he had no money, but when he stuck his hands in his gigai pockets he found a ton of cash. Grinning he got himself a great room, and then went to the beach, to go swimming.

When he began swimming he decided he wanted to swim out to the giant waves far away. He wasn't suicidal; he just knew that if his gigai drowned he would be fine.

Soon enough he was way far out from the beach and he saw the first big wave. It was humongous, and for a second he thought it was a mistake.

However, he should have been using that second to swim the hell out of there. The wave hit him hard and he was deep underwater in seconds.

However, he suddenly found himself at the top of the wave and being held by some orange haired stranger. "Grimmjow, what the hell are you insane?" said the teen, who sounded extremely familiar.

Grimmjow looked at his face and then screamed, "You! What the hell are you doing here! You're supposed to be in Japan!"

Ichigo chuckled and then said, "I wanted to take a vacation." Grimmjow grumbled and then said, "Ya, well why don't you reschedule or something."

Ichigo then let go of Grimmjow and somehow they were standing on solid ground. Don't ask me how, they just were.

Straightening himself up Grimmjow glared at his arch enemy and then said, "Well, since you're here why don't we just kill each other so I can go back to my vacation."

Ichigo gave him a confused look and then said, "This is vacation, it doesn't count who your enemy back home was, here they are just regular people."

Grimmjow nodded and then said, "So why did you decide to take a vacation?" Ichigo thought for a moment and then said, "School, family, and well I'm tired of working all the time, you?"

Grimmjow just shrugged and then said, "I have a stalker." Ichigo looked at him confused, but then just shook his head and then said, "You espada can just vacations when ever you want?"

Grimmjow shook his head and then with a wide grin he said, "Aizen practically begged me to go."

Suddenly, out of no where a booming voice yelled, "I DID NOT YOU STUPID ****" Ichigo looked at the sky and then said, "Wow, I think Aizen is taking the whole god thing a little too seriously."

Then the booming voice yelled again, "I CAN HEAR YOU KUROSAKI!" Ichigo shut his mouth and Grimmjow just chuckled.

After saying goodbye Grimmjow walked back to his hotel, where he planned to watch TV and order a ton of room service. However, when he got there a masked figure was already in his room. Stalky the stalker had found him!

Grimmjow slammed the door shut and yelled, "What the hell are you doing here! Can't you seem I'm on vacation?"

Stalky replied with, "Without me my love?"

Grimmjow hissed and then said, "I. Told. You. Not. To. Call. Me. That." Stalky just shrugged and then said, "Sure thing, my love."

Screaming Grimmjow ran at the masked figure and ripped his mask off. "You? What the hell?" Grimmjow asked stalky, who was actually Luppi.

"So my love what do you want to do tonight? Snuggle?" Grimmjow face palmed and then said, "We are not doing anything, you are going back to Hueco Mundo."

Luppi frowned and then said, "Last chance before I put the picture of you and yarn everywhere." Then Grimmjow narrowed his eyes and said, "Go ahead! I don't care anymore, I would rather be embarrassed then gay!"

Luppi looked at him blankly and then said, "What? I'm not gay." Grimmjow sighed and then said, "Yes you are, only gays ask to get their ass signed."

Luppi laughed and then said, "The only reason I wanted to get my ass signed was that Nnoitra dared me." Grimmjow groaned, this was all for nothing, Aizen was going to kill him for waking him up, and it was all Luppi's fault.

Sighing Grimmjow sat down on the bed and said, "You are so dead." Then Luppi stood up and jumped out the window when Grimmjow raised his hand in a fist.

After he left Grimmjow chuckled, now he had the vacation all to himself and Luppi was not going to bother him for a very long time.