Phone(P): Gabe J! We see each other on Wi-Fi! Internet Master! You'll have a different connectivity!
Me: Before you say another word, my iPod! Before you chain up my internet like a slave again! Listen to me! There is something I must do! THIS WOMAN KEEPS ON USING INTERNET EXPLORER! AND THERE'S NONE BUT ME WHO CAN INTERCEDE! IN MERCY'S NAME! 3 HOURS ARE ALL I NEED! THEN I'LL SWITCH NETWORKS, I PLEDGE MY WORD! THEN I'LL SWITCH NETWORKS!
P: YOU MUST THINK ME MAD! I'VE HUNTED YOUR IP ADDRESS ACROSS THE YEARS! USERS LIKE YOU CAN NEVER CHANGE! A USER SUCH AS YOU!
I only know the first 2 lines and the last two lines of Javert in this part here.
P: USERS LIKE YOU CAN NEVER CHANGE! iPODS LIKE ME CAN NEVER CHANGE!
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P: EVERY USER IS BORN WITH NO WI-FI! EVERY USER MUST CHOOSE THEIR OWN NETWORK!
End of both singing thing
P: You know nothing of your iPod! I was born inside a factory! To be used by people like you! I am from the store, too!