AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)(Err,No Your Not -_-) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven(Thanks For Stating That), bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2!(Poor Guy) MCR ROX!
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness (random apostrophe) Dementia Raven Way(WTF?) and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name)(You Don't Have Long Hair When Your Born) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!)(Well I Don't And I'm Still Here). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie (Uh, that would be incest if you were related). I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.(WHAT VAMPIRE HAS TEETH STRAIGHT?) I have pale white skin(Vampire's Don't Go Out Much). I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). (Thats good, state the obvious, I'd never have guessed!) I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell)(Yes I Couldn't) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there.(How Would a Witch Know About Hot Topic If Their Not a Muggle-born?) For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots.(What happened to the Uniform?) I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts.(How DID She Get To Hogwarts?) It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about(WTF?). A lot of preps stared at me(What Bout the Other Groups?). I put up my middle finger at them.(gee Thats nice)
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy! (great use of an ellipsis)
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly. (Out of character or what? Draco Malfoy, shy? Uh don't you mean a bigheaded prat?)
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!(no Its not Good FANGZ) (First of all, my name isn't fangz. Second of all, this is not good, and I'm nearly throwing up from laughing, no joke, i'm ROFLD- Rolling on the floor like Draco.)(As the PREP, I have to comment on the spelling. I have been ordered to. so...it's spelt thanks.)